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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
shitting on me own doorstep......just had a friend around who's married to a school friend but in a non sexual relationship.....in my defence, was horny as hell and a bit pissed (shite defence, I know), but both had fun and did a bit of marriage guidance.....not gonna meet again unless he's single (and to be fair, I've been refusing him and advising him for months)......horniness, wine, valium, amitriptylene and cocodamol are a bad combination.....I'm gonna knock the wine on the head for a day or two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And ya honnnnnour hic......well i ...hic....what could i do..hic.....  
Heres some very strong coffee ,now off to ya room young lady to do your lines......  "
Hens teeth...!!
Shes got enough trouble wi alcohol... She dont need cocaine as well... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shitting on me own doorstep......just had a friend around who's married to a school friend but in a non sexual relationship.....in my defence, was horny as hell and a bit pissed (shite defence, I know), but both had fun and did a bit of marriage guidance.....not gonna meet again unless he's single (and to be fair, I've been refusing him and advising him for months)......horniness, wine, valium, amitriptylene and cocodamol are a bad combination.....I'm gonna knock the wine on the head for a day or two "
..there I was offering you cider as well...your not one of the people that was slagging this devil bloke off last night was ya..lol...u must a been well gone last night you wanted to tattoo your name on me with a dart.... |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Yeah but I was sober enough to come up with a really long name!!!!! And it seems to be the only bit of you not tattood......reckon I probably couldn't have hit a barn door with a dart, so unless you're ma-hoo-sively endowed, you'da been safe! |
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"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male..."
i agree.
i would have been calling him all sorts of names for getting d*unk on wine! lol.
i think the important thing to remember was that marriage guidance was offered while she was doing it.
no man would have done that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male...
i agree.
i would have been calling him all sorts of names for getting d*unk on wine! lol.
i think the important thing to remember was that marriage guidance was offered while she was doing it.
no man would have done that lol"
Yeah they would!
Probably something like - "Ditch the bastard, join Fab and have as much fun as you like! Now bend over!!" |
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