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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It’s Tuesday morning got up rolled myself into kitchen to make a protein / muscle gain shake .
Mixed it all up put the lid on it and hit that magical green button ... it’s spinning well and i am getting excited at the thought of drinking this in a nice chilled pint glass , then bang 
The darn bottle explodes and I am covered in half a litre of the mix. Ffs looks like I have been in one of those Japanese superb bukakke movies 
What are you having for breakfast ? I have decided to Goto gregs now instead after 9 while I am out buying a new bottle thing  |
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By *ritladMan
over a year ago
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"It’s Tuesday morning got up rolled myself into kitchen to make a protein / muscle gain shake .
Mixed it all up put the lid on it and hit that magical green button ... it’s spinning well and i am getting excited at the thought of drinking this in a nice chilled pint glass , then bang
The darn bottle explodes and I am covered in half a litre of the mix. Ffs looks like I have been in one of those Japanese superb bukakke movies
What are you having for breakfast ? I have decided to Goto gregs now instead after 9 while I am out buying a new bottle thing "
Is that a euphemism? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dis you take the time to take a picture for rab for the comedy value  "
Let’s just say the kitchen is a mess currently and my hair is just coated in mix
I could probably face time my folks for comedy value , my flat mate is dying on couch currently for last 5 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dis you take the time to take a picture for rab for the comedy value
Let’s just say the kitchen is a mess currently and my hair is just coated in mix
I could probably face time my folks for comedy value , my flat mate is dying on couch currently for last 5 minutes "
u need to take a picture it belongs on fab lol x |
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Sounds like you need a bacon sandwich
Do you think kitchen appliances are making an attempt to take over? K was doing a spot of naked cooking the other day and the blade from the food processor fell out and cut his manhood 
Fortunately nothing missing, though he was holding his breath in a moment of panic!
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I can only imagine how much of a pain that is first thing in the morning OP 
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