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I’ll pay you in sexual favours if......
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "
I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week
I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair
K
K"
Oh K 
There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.
I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.
Now about those sexual favours.....  |
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week
I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair
K
K
Oh K
There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.
I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.
Now about those sexual favours..... "
Woowoo was a cocktail (purple in colour) that my friends and I used to quaff on nights out, generally before it was permissible to consume intoxicating liquor on licensed premises  |
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"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle
Oh! I can actually do those things
Yay
We have hair clippers and scissors 
Oh I would definitely love a hair cut now haha possibly a nude hair cut  "
Ooooooooft, go on then, who's being naked? You, me or both?  |
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"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle
Oh! I can actually do those things
Yay
We have hair clippers and scissors
Oh I would definitely love a hair cut now haha possibly a nude hair cut
Ooooooooft, go on then, who's being naked? You, me or both? "
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week
I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair
K
K
Oh K
There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.
I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.
Now about those sexual favours..... "
I might need to wait for my hair to grow for a while as I am smooth at the moment  what shape are you sporting at the moment?
What kind of favours do you have in mind?
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"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week
I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair
K
K
Oh K
There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.
I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.
Now about those sexual favours.....
Woowoo was a cocktail (purple in colour) that my friends and I used to quaff on nights out, generally before it was permissible to consume intoxicating liquor on licensed premises "
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"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly
Isn't that what true love is "
Not necessarily true love...  Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly
Isn't that what true love is
Not necessarily true love... Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded"
I meant a lot a people think it is true love to look after their partners.
But do I correctly sense a feminist tangent there? I have no qualms being a house husband...lol its such a leisurely life...I wouldn't know what the fuss is about. Somebodys got to make money and somebodys got to run the family. |
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"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly
Isn't that what true love is
Not necessarily true love... Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded
I meant a lot a people think it is true love to look after their partners.
But do I correctly sense a feminist tangent there? I have no qualms being a house husband...lol its such a leisurely life...I wouldn't know what the fuss is about. Somebodys got to make money and somebodys got to run the family. "
It's definitely possible for both to do a little from column A, a little from column B  |
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