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As a single female what do you see as most important?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I’ve done terribly on here and had no luck. I suspect that the reality is there are many men, few women and therefore an “exceptional” pool of men do very well, which average Joe is less lucky. But which of these features do the ladies rate most highly?
A) humongous man part
B) toned abs
C) a pretty face
D) GSOH
E) a pert booty |
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"So I’ve done terribly on here and had no luck. I suspect that the reality is there are many men, few women and therefore an “exceptional” pool of men do very well, which average Joe is less lucky. But which of these features do the ladies rate most highly?
A) humongous man part
B) toned abs
C) a pretty face
D) GSOH
E) a pert booty"
He has to have a good sense of humor and be able to hold a conversation..then A, B, C, E are a bonus for him..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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C & D with the ability to string a sentence together, chat & banter but with a flirty element.
B is appreciated but considered a bonus if you have the above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be "
Well with A, you may end up in A&E |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
Well with A, you may end up in A&E "
Proud moment of my own joke |
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
Well with A, you may end up in A&E
Proud moment of my own joke "
Well you need a bigger Anus dude or it wouldn't have snapped  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
Well with A, you may end up in A&E
Proud moment of my own joke
Well you need a bigger Anus dude or it wouldn't have snapped "
Working on it ! Asked father xmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be "
D and E you have McNugget  |
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
D and E you have McNugget "
I'll take that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the bit between the ears that gets them going OP.
Plus there’s bonus points if you’ve got a mahoosive todger as well
Not all women seek large appendages  "
He isn't a woman that's why I love fucking him |
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"It’s the bit between the ears that gets them going OP.
Plus there’s bonus points if you’ve got a mahoosive todger as well
Not all women seek large appendages
He isn't a woman that's why I love fucking him "
Ok ok ok, let's not fight over him. He's all yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of dilatation."
I can understand why she would need that with you and your weapon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the bit between the ears that gets them going OP.
Plus there’s bonus points if you’ve got a mahoosive todger as well
Not all women seek large appendages
He isn't a woman that's why I love fucking him
Ok ok ok, let's not fight over him. He's all yours "
I don't want him anymore, he has slept with John ! |
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"It’s the bit between the ears that gets them going OP.
Plus there’s bonus points if you’ve got a mahoosive todger as well
Not all women seek large appendages
He isn't a woman that's why I love fucking him "
Amen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
D and E you have McNugget
I'll take that "
Well you can't be fussy |
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
Women actually have an excellent inate sense of direction, but not good map readers."
*Innate* damn auto correct  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’ve done terribly on here and had no luck. I suspect that the reality is there are many men, few women and therefore an “exceptional” pool of men do very well, which average Joe is less lucky. But which of these features do the ladies rate most highly?
A) humongous man part
B) toned abs
C) a pretty face
D) GSOH
E) a pert booty"
Personally I like an honest open person that doesn't play games or try and control and is down to earth and respectful.
The list above are added perks if they have them.
Though if I had to chose just one it would be D. That's more likely to be lasting too. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Thing is OP you say you've done "terribly" - yet have had two meets since being on here which is a lot better than some guys.
You also say you've had no "luck" - yet it doesn't come down to luck in the slightest, nor does it come down to being gym fit or having a big cock - what it does come down to is all actually within your control to at least get a positive perception and experience of the site, even if that alone doesn't guarantee a meet.
Yes, personality, sense of humour and to an extent looks come into it, but it's perfectly possible as an "average joe" to have a positive experience of the site - you just have to have the right expectations, attitude and approach coupled with a decent profile and pics, all of which, as I said, are within your control.
The imbalance of men to women is often given as a reason for lack of "success" on the site, yet firstly it doesn't matter if the ratio is 1:1 or 100:1 if you don't have the right attitude, expectations etc you'll not fare any better, and secondly if you take out those guys that don't get it right then the numbers are actually a lot more evenly balanced.
One of the biggest mistakes some guys make is thinking sending blind messages to other users is the only approach to use, and whilst that may work for some, it's also one of the most soul destroying approaches if you let it be - the forums and chat rooms are great ways to get to know people and spark conversations that can lead to meets, likewise clubs and group socials when they are open/allowed.
You also have to remember that for a year now no-one has been meeting (or supposed to be) so don't let your perception be skewed by that.
Hope that's helped a little. |
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
D and E you have McNugget
I'll take that
Well you can't be fussy"
Oh shush you . You know what I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The forum is a hugely valuable resource. I've found people through the forums that I might not otherwise have noticed. Even being able to check out a members forum history is very informative about how they interact with others.
I must admit that my main concern is not ending up in tiny pieces in somebody's freezer. Anything else is a bonus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest when I was meeting on here none of that would have even been anywhere near what I was looking for. And didnt really figure with anyone I subsequently met either so I am not much help I am afraid. Lots of people in this world get sex and not just because they are an underpants model for Kays catalogue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"F) The ability to hold a decent conversation and not behave like a total cockwomble personally.
Good job coz if you said any of A to E I'm fucked ... Or not as the case may be
D and E you have McNugget
I'll take that
Well you can't be fussy
Oh shush you . You know what I think "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
This.
Seriously. This.
Nothing sexier than a man who’s part homing pigeon. And can reverse park. "
Yep, I do that thing where I put my arm behind the headrest and everything. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
Women actually have an excellent inate sense of direction, but not good map readers."
I'm an excellent map reader. I was the only orienteering partnership that stamoed off every marker.
And I can do better than a Sat nav. |
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
Women actually have an excellent inate sense of direction, but not good map readers.
I'm an excellent map reader. I was the only orienteering partnership that stamoed off every marker.
And I can do better than a Sat nav."
I should have been clearer. The programme I saw was when women were given ordnance survey type maps, and given a destination in countryside. Given road maps, they did not fair as well as the men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it’s not picking a letter - but I think if men realise that this is a swinging site and not a shagging site. It’s about respect and boundaries within what people are seeking from swinging.
You generally find that the guys that attend clubs (when they are open) for social events will do much better rather than those that just want to come on and Exchange a few messages and shag. This isn’t how it works for the most part x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
This.
Seriously. This.
Nothing sexier than a man who’s part homing pigeon. And can reverse park.
Yep, I do that thing where I put my arm behind the headrest and everything. "
Can you actually park neatly between the lines though or do you just look cool with you arm on the headrest but actually abandon it on a jaunty angle like a grandad in a massive BMW? |
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
This.
Seriously. This.
Nothing sexier than a man who’s part homing pigeon. And can reverse park.
Yep, I do that thing where I put my arm behind the headrest and everything. "
I’m swooning |
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
This.
Seriously. This.
Nothing sexier than a man who’s part homing pigeon. And can reverse park.
Yep, I do that thing where I put my arm behind the headrest and everything.
Can you actually park neatly between the lines though or do you just look cool with you arm on the headrest but actually abandon it on a jaunty angle like a grandad in a massive BMW?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single female the most important thing to me is they have an excellent sense of direction.
This.
Seriously. This.
Nothing sexier than a man who’s part homing pigeon. And can reverse park.
Yep, I do that thing where I put my arm behind the headrest and everything.
Can you actually park neatly between the lines though or do you just look cool with you arm on the headrest but actually abandon it on a jaunty angle like a grandad in a massive BMW?"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"All the women saying D, yeah right! "
Preach. Watch a pretty man post on the forums and the knickers sliding off with a flurry of fluttery eyelashes.
Anyway, I don't have a particular aesthetic I like, a big penis hurts and I'm not one for "pretty" faces. The most important thing for me is h) they're not a dick.
OP, to echo what GM says - regardless of what women coo over in the forums or on hotpics you don't have to be equipped with 9 inches or a six pack to be attractive. Be confident in yourself, don't expect anything from the site and enjoy yourself. That's attractive, people respond well to others happiness and self confidence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest when I was meeting on here none of that would have even been anywhere near what I was looking for. And didnt really figure with anyone I subsequently met either so I am not much help I am afraid. Lots of people in this world get sex and not just because they are an underpants model for Kays catalogue. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All the women saying D, yeah right!
Preach. Watch a pretty man post on the forums and the knickers sliding off with a flurry of fluttery eyelashes. "
Exactly, ignoring all the brilliantly original well constructed jokes on the way. |
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"So I’ve done terribly on here and had no luck. I suspect that the reality is there are many men, few women and therefore an “exceptional” pool of men do very well, which average Joe is less lucky. But which of these features do the ladies rate most highly?
A) humongous man part
B) toned abs
C) a pretty face
D) GSOH
E) a pert booty"
I can't answer simply.
If I am responding to a forum post it is without doubt - intelligent comment and sense of humour nothing else.
The above would also count for me in a social meet. I'd rather sit with someone I click and laugh with than a dumb muscle flexing adonis.... and to be fair once you get to know a person like this they become sexually attractive to you too....
If I am after sex then it's trustworthiness followed by physique/face for attraction followed by personality....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The mind always. If he cannot get into my mind, then he definitely won't be getting into my pants... When I'm wearing them  "
Free the mind and the rest will follow. |
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