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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Queueing up outside my door!!
Fkn crazy cat lady has let her fucked up felines out again (6 of the horrid things) and the hairy bastards are whining like they need a session.
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They all talk outside my window in that wierd cat jibberish language.
I don't mind until it's 3 in the bloody morning  |
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"Queueing up outside my door!!
Fkn crazy cat lady has let her fucked up felines out again (6 of the horrid things) and the hairy bastards are whining like they need a session.
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Get one of those 'cat prevention' thingy bobs....I forget their correct name but they work as a deter ant to cats coming near...sort of like pest control, I bet they are using your garden as a toilet too...Eeewww!! damn things...people moan about Dog poo every where....you just don't see as much cat poo as they don't do it on the pavement just in your gardens and still spreading disease.. |
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"Queueing up outside my door!!
Fkn crazy cat lady has let her fucked up felines out again (6 of the horrid things) and the hairy bastards are whining like they need a session.
Get one of those 'cat prevention' thingy bobs....I forget their correct name but they work as a deter ant to cats coming near...sort of like pest control, I bet they are using your garden as a toilet too...Eeewww!! damn things...people moan about Dog poo every where....you just don't see as much cat poo as they don't do it on the pavement just in your gardens and still spreading disease.. "
"cat prevention"... Like a double barrel, or semi-automatic. These things literally are crazy cats, one looks like it was badly drawn on a blackboard then jumped off the board and ran away. Crazy cat lady has a lot to answer for! |
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"Vengeance dude ! Vengeance !
Go shit in their litter boxes
On it, and I'm not even going to be sorry either have a spicy sausage before "
Ohhh you EVIL genius you.
Spicy sausage coming right up (or out depending on the timing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vengeance dude ! Vengeance !
Go shit in their litter boxes
On it, and I'm not even going to be sorry either have a spicy sausage before
Ohhh you EVIL genius you.
Spicy sausage coming right up (or out depending on the timing) "
Timing is the key in this evil plan |
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"Pussy tease 
I'm calling in an airstrike on the fuckers!! 
I can do you a nuclear blast on Saturday 
Wrong kind of explosion posh.....
But so much fun..."
Depends which side of that explosion you on....
If it ain't gonna fuck these moggies up I ain't interested....
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Pussy tease
I'm calling in an airstrike on the fuckers!!
I can do you a nuclear blast on Saturday
Wrong kind of explosion posh.....
But so much fun...
Depends which side of that explosion you on....
If it ain't gonna fuck these moggies up I ain't interested....
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Sad but true  |
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"Vengeance dude ! Vengeance !
Go shit in their litter boxes
On it, and I'm not even going to be sorry either have a spicy sausage before
Ohhh you EVIL genius you.
Spicy sausage coming right up (or out depending on the timing)
Timing is the key in this evil plan "
Its well executed and very cleverly thought out.
The litter box won't stand a chance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vengeance dude ! Vengeance !
Go shit in their litter boxes
On it, and I'm not even going to be sorry either have a spicy sausage before
Ohhh you EVIL genius you.
Spicy sausage coming right up (or out depending on the timing)
Timing is the key in this evil plan
Its well executed and very cleverly thought out.
The litter box won't stand a chance! "
If the shit is big enough, the owner may take the car to the vet for examination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vengeance dude ! Vengeance !
Go shit in their litter boxes
On it, and I'm not even going to be sorry either have a spicy sausage before
Ohhh you EVIL genius you.
Spicy sausage coming right up (or out depending on the timing)
Timing is the key in this evil plan
Its well executed and very cleverly thought out.
The litter box won't stand a chance!
If the shit is big enough, the owner may take the car to the vet for examination "
I count on you and you have to count on beans ! |
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"Queueing up outside my door!!
Fkn crazy cat lady has let her fucked up felines out again (6 of the horrid things) and the hairy bastards are whining like they need a session.
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spray water bottle out of window, after a few times they get the picture...do not feed them they will come back. |
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"oh and just cos you have cats does not make anyone a crazy cat lady!
have you ever heard of a crazy cat man? nope
crazy dog man..nope. stop it already.
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Well that just dragged the light hearted humour out of my thread.
Thanks very much.
I'll just be next door asking the rather unstable lady who has full conversations with herself to stop letting her 6 cats out at the same time on the same days every week and then shouts at the cats who are now no longer IN her house cos she let them out.
Crazy Lady + cats = ???? |
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"oh and just cos you have cats does not make anyone a crazy cat lady!
have you ever heard of a crazy cat man? nope
crazy dog man..nope. stop it already.
Well that just dragged the light hearted humour out of my thread.
Thanks very much.
I'll just be next door asking the rather unstable lady who has full conversations with herself to stop letting her 6 cats out at the same time on the same days every week and then shouts at the cats who are now no longer IN her house cos she let them out.
Crazy Lady + cats = ???? "
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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Sorry I'll come pick them up now - I was distracted by the person in the mirror talking to me about this thing called sex and that you can do it with another person not just toys!! I'll be honest - I think she'd been drinking and definitely needs to brush her hair!! |
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"oh and just cos you have cats does not make anyone a crazy cat lady!
have you ever heard of a crazy cat man? nope
crazy dog man..nope. stop it already.
Well that just dragged the light hearted humour out of my thread.
Thanks very much.
I'll just be next door asking the rather unstable lady who has full conversations with herself to stop letting her 6 cats out at the same time on the same days every week and then shouts at the cats who are now no longer IN her house cos she let them out.
Crazy Lady + cats = ???? "
cats are her company and what if she has a mental health issue...do you think calling her crazy helps?
i had 4 cats at one point 2 had kittens within weeks of each other so 14 in total....oh and i got adhd...talk to my pets & myself (its a symtom of my adhd and trying to remind myself or decide on something, can't help it...nor can any of us) as do ALL owners....does that mean i'm a crazy cat lady?....
no, I'm a woman who has cats as pets and has ADHD.
other option you can get outdoor sensor/smell things that deter tha cats from coming in your garden, you set them up around the boundries (B&Q etc)
this is yet again another of those misogynistic rattled about phrases that implies any woman with cats is mad, it come from way back when cats were persecuted for being associated with witches who were women healers....so there is long bred hatred beneath it.
have you ever had a conversation with this woman before presuming she was mad? or is it just cos you hear her talking to the only/little company she has? |
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"oh and just cos you have cats does not make anyone a crazy cat lady!
have you ever heard of a crazy cat man? nope
crazy dog man..nope. stop it already.
Well that just dragged the light hearted humour out of my thread.
Thanks very much.
I'll just be next door asking the rather unstable lady who has full conversations with herself to stop letting her 6 cats out at the same time on the same days every week and then shouts at the cats who are now no longer IN her house cos she let them out.
Crazy Lady + cats = ????
cats are her company and what if she has a mental health issue...do you think calling her crazy helps?
i had 4 cats at one point 2 had kittens within weeks of each other so 14 in total....oh and i got adhd...talk to my pets & myself (its a symtom of my adhd and trying to remind myself or decide on something, can't help it...nor can any of us) as do ALL owners....does that mean i'm a crazy cat lady?....
no, I'm a woman who has cats as pets and has ADHD.
other option you can get outdoor sensor/smell things that deter tha cats from coming in your garden, you set them up around the boundries (B&Q etc)
this is yet again another of those misogynistic rattled about phrases that implies any woman with cats is mad, it come from way back when cats were persecuted for being associated with witches who were women healers....so there is long bred hatred beneath it.
have you ever had a conversation with this woman before presuming she was mad? or is it just cos you hear her talking to the only/little company she has?"
Thank you so much for killing my thread.
One of the best abusive assaults I've had in a long time.
Much appreciated, I'll treasure it forever
Carry on down the corridor and you'll find the office where you can report me to admin and on the right you'll find a button that blocks all possible contact.
Your welcome.
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"oh and just cos you have cats does not make anyone a crazy cat lady!
have you ever heard of a crazy cat man? nope
crazy dog man..nope. stop it already.
Well that just dragged the light hearted humour out of my thread.
Thanks very much.
I'll just be next door asking the rather unstable lady who has full conversations with herself to stop letting her 6 cats out at the same time on the same days every week and then shouts at the cats who are now no longer IN her house cos she let them out.
Crazy Lady + cats = ????
cats are her company and what if she has a mental health issue...do you think calling her crazy helps?
i had 4 cats at one point 2 had kittens within weeks of each other so 14 in total....oh and i got adhd...talk to my pets & myself (its a symtom of my adhd and trying to remind myself or decide on something, can't help it...nor can any of us) as do ALL owners....does that mean i'm a crazy cat lady?....
no, I'm a woman who has cats as pets and has ADHD.
other option you can get outdoor sensor/smell things that deter tha cats from coming in your garden, you set them up around the boundries (B&Q etc)
this is yet again another of those misogynistic rattled about phrases that implies any woman with cats is mad, it come from way back when cats were persecuted for being associated with witches who were women healers....so there is long bred hatred beneath it.
have you ever had a conversation with this woman before presuming she was mad? or is it just cos you hear her talking to the only/little company she has?"
With you on this. An older man with several dogs (or cats), is never called crazy.
It says a lot about men that so many women prefer to live with a furry animal that shits in a box.
And if you want an echo chamber of agreement, the forums might not be the best place to air your views.
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