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"I have vodka... "since 7:40 am  | |||
"I have vodka... "i quit i quit i surrender. Your stamina for alcohol consption bests mine | |||
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"Cork bottled wine.. its too good to leave just half a bottle so it forces you to drink the entire thing as its too scrummy to waste... "Invest in a Vacu-Vin - you'll never waste a drop again 
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"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... "So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you... | |||
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"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you..."..yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me "I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me
I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? "...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo.. | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me
I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo.. "'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me
I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..
'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob "well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue.. | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me
I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..
'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue.. "Close.....it's Angelina Susannah Fotheringay-Smythe | |||
"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me
I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..
'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue..
Close.....it's Angelina Susannah Fotheringay-Smythe "..better just go for a.s.f.s...then.. | |||
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"Will it stretch out?????? "..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s... | |||
"I like vodka" vodka and puppies dont mix | |||
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"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s..."Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago | |||
"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...
Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago "oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time.. | |||
"No but vodka and pussy cats do " | |||
"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...
Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time.. "Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard | |||
"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...
Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time..
Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard "..how about I give you a bottle of cider and let you throw some darts at me and we,ll call it quits... | |||
"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...
Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time..
Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard ..how about I give you a bottle of cider and let you throw some darts at me and we,ll call it quits... "2 bottles and 9 darts.....keep outta the black and into the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed | |||
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"I. thourght at least 2 in a bed was the whole idea of this site.. "Really???? Isn't this mumsnet????? | |||
