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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol"
Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here..... 
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol
Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all "
There is just no keeping you still, is there? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol
Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?"
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain  |
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having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke! 
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not...  There is another skill I could apply to help?"
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
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Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-) |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol
Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all "
tut lol |
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having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)"
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
"
Has to be demonstrated!! |
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having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!"
Was rather hoping you would say that.. |
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Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian" "
Do veggies swallow?
Something I always wanted to know |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian"
Do veggies swallow?
Something I always wanted to know"
This veggie does, and I've got a Swallow charm on my bracelet to prove it.....always fun explaining my charm bracelet to vanillas |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. "
Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride |
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having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride"
you called me young!!
loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening.. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride
you called me young!!
loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening.."
LMAO - I was not going to dom you - but hey if thats what you fancy we can include a wee bit of that |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years....  Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?"
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-) |
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having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride
you called me young!!
loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening..LMAO - I was not going to dom you - but hey if thats what you fancy we can include a wee bit of that"
bit of switching now and then is good for the soul.. |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)"
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle "
And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle"
Call me quality street
I'm made for sharing  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"
It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Call me quality street
I'm made for sharing "
That d be a good profile name I reckon... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle"
Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................
a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Oi oi lol U r both gorgeous would love both of you in my bed"
If you're talking to me, I offered ages ago and you set off another half a dozen threads I do have my pride you know |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................
a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe"
Reckon Pablo is up to all that? Femfresh and stuff? |
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It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................
a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe"
On my way, put the kettle on and the champagne on ice |
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another fine thread.
I came here because of the op's other threads and I have to say, never before have I laughed so so much @ a hijacked thread, where the op flits-in with a corker of a post (unknowingly of course).
Aphro and blonde Caz..I thank you  |
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