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By *ayck OP Man
over a year ago
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"Women how long are u having sex before you squirt?
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I fucked a lady for 1hr 35 minutes before she began to squirt. It wasn't a little bit. She was squirting for awhile. I attempted to swallow all of it but it filled my mouth to quickly.   |
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over a year ago
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"Women how long are u having sex before you squirt?
I fucked a lady for 1hr 35 minutes before she began to squirt. It wasn't a little bit. She was squirting for awhile. I attempted to swallow all of it but it filled my mouth to quickly. "
That’s a very specific time, why not round it down to an hour and a half |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy go down on me not to long back and he made me squirt in around a minute.... Possibly less but that is definitly the exception as usually without toys it's pretty hard to make me |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
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What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....?  can it be done ?  |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ? "
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ?
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible"
You bet ! I’ll bring cake while you let me give it a go |
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"Women how long are u having sex before you squirt?
I fucked a lady for 1hr 35 minutes before she began to squirt. It wasn't a little bit. She was squirting for awhile. I attempted to swallow all of it but it filled my mouth to quickly.
That’s a very specific time, why not round it down to an hour and a half "
1hr 35 minutes sounds better  |
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What a great question.
I used to think that not all women squirted but now I know all of them do and any of them who say they don't stare at a stop watch while they do it is lying !
I've learned that anyone taking more than minutes to get a woman to squirt isn't any good at sex.
I once heard of someone who took over an hour....... God how I laughed. |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ?
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible
You bet ! I’ll bring cake while you let me give it a go "
Whoaahhh, if there's cake I want in on this. From a scientific research point of view obviously |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it? 
What could be better ?
Knitting?
I was thinking of taking knitting up .... sommat to twiddle with while i'm watching t.v."
I'm going to start Tunisian Crochet. |
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it?
What could be better ?
Yeah fair enough can't beat fiddling with a stopwatch...
is right .......and that tick tick tick "
Ooohhh the tick tick tick now you're talking |
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Could be really handy in the uniformed services to know. Strap a few squirters to the roof and get them diddling in time to arrive at a fire or civil disturbance (or vigil as the rest of us call them)  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"What a great question.
I used to think that not all women squirted but now I know all of them do and any of them who say they don't stare at a stop watch while they do it is lying !
I've learned that anyone taking more than minutes to get a woman to squirt isn't any good at sex.
I once heard of someone who took over an hour....... God how I laughed. "
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it?
What could be better ?
Knitting?
I was thinking of taking knitting up .... sommat to twiddle with while i'm watching t.v.
I'm going to start Tunisian Crochet."
Is that really a thing ? Or have you got your Summer jollies booked ? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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I’ll offer an observation; if anyone knows, then it’s not been worth the effort.
The question of what it’s made up of wasn’t even the question in the OP but some people can’t help but offer their opinions on it!
A lady squirting doesn’t make you a better sexual partner, it just means that your partner squirts. It’s not something that you ‘do to them’ even though some folks wear it like a badge of honour
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ?
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible
You bet ! I’ll bring cake while you let me give it a go "
Cake you say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ?
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible
You bet ! I’ll bring cake while you let me give it a go
Whoaahhh, if there's cake I want in on this. From a scientific research point of view obviously "
Wow, if you can make him squirt you'll get an extra slice |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't allow it. Anyone trying to make it happen will be told to stop.
You don't allow it, may I ask why??"
Because having someone bash my bladder in the hope I piss the bed isn't pleasurable, and causes UTIs and kidney infections.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it?
What could be better ?
Knitting?
I was thinking of taking knitting up .... sommat to twiddle with while i'm watching t.v.
I'm going to start Tunisian Crochet.
Is that really a thing ? Or have you got your Summer jollies booked ?"
It's a cross between knitting and crochet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uh oh, brace yourself OP  "
Pmsl I love how you can always tell which will be the threads.
If they mention
squirting
Cheating
If they prefer BBW/slim
Not getting any response/leaving fab
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over a year ago
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"I don't allow it. Anyone trying to make it happen will be told to stop.
You don't allow it, may I ask why??
Because having someone bash my bladder in the hope I piss the bed isn't pleasurable, and causes UTIs and kidney infections.
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You can make some one sqjirt with out "bashing there bladder". And it's not pee, so Google says any way so must be true  |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
What if the moon is aligned with your Uranus and waning on a wednesday ....? can it be done ?
Wanna try it??? Combined with the 5 finger knuckle shuffle it might be possible
You bet ! I’ll bring cake while you let me give it a go
Whoaahhh, if there's cake I want in on this. From a scientific research point of view obviously
Wow, if you can make him squirt you'll get an extra slice "
I don’t swing that way sorry
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never made a girl squirt! Fuck I feel like less of a man now. I might ask Google it.
Or when the shops open I can go ask in Waterstones if they have a 'Squirting for Dummies' book. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"In before this kicks off, it’s not piss.
*takes cover*
But it includes it.
It’s not piss
I never said it was.
I said it includes it, which it does. "
True story. A small amount is pee. But lady cum is great |
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The fluid that’s released during squirting is essentially watered-down urine, sometimes with a bit of ejaculate in it. It comes from the bladder and exits via the urethra, the same as when you pee — only a lot sexier.
So it's diluted piss |
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"I don't allow it. Anyone trying to make it happen will be told to stop.
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Same.
Jabbing, pummelling, 'blasting', etc, is awful. I’m not having some porn-obsessed shaven ape traumatising my nethers in order to make me piss myself, thank you.
Any clownery of this sort results in being shown the door. |
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it?
What could be better ?
Knitting?
I was thinking of taking knitting up .... sommat to twiddle with while i'm watching t.v."
Do it, Granny. I'm obsessed with it. Plus, everyone gets socks at Christmas time. Win win. |
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"I don't allow it. Anyone trying to make it happen will be told to stop.
I don't think it's something you can stop to be honest
R"
You can’t stop doing something when someone tells you to?
That’s pretty worrying... |
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"Aren't there better things to be doing than timing it?
What could be better ?
Knitting?
I was thinking of taking knitting up .... sommat to twiddle with while i'm watching t.v.
I'm going to start Tunisian Crochet."
Ooo - could you whip me up a hanging basket please. |
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"I don't allow it. Anyone trying to make it happen will be told to stop.
I don't think it's something you can stop to be honest
R
You can’t stop doing something when someone tells you to?
That’s pretty worrying..."
I'm talking about squirting
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"Never had it happen, had a gusher,but never a squirter
It’s the same thing....
It's not
R
Always happy to learn. What IS the difference?
V"
Well a gusher the fluid pours out and a squirter shoots
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not sure I understand the question...
How long had I been having sex before the first time it happened?
Or how long during sex does it take before it happens?
Lu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All women are different OP some do some dont some will some wont what works with 1 woman won't with another I have found that a good way to get a woman to do it personally is rubbing my bellend in a anti clockwise circle at speed around her clit can offen get the desired effect but this won't always work and some woman don't like doing it. So its not as straightforward as how long do you take to squirt luv lol |
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"Never had it happen, had a gusher,but never a squirter
It’s the same thing....
It's not
R
Always happy to learn. What IS the difference?
V
Well a gusher the fluid pours out and a squirter shoots
R"
Ah ok. Simples really! Thanks for answering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not all girl will squert or gush but can, my ex was trying for years before we got there, my new bf did it in the 1st week of us dating and with in an out an hours meix of for play then sex, it can all depend on your mood as a girl, squerting a mix of lady justice and very diluted piss that is basically water, girls need to play with there self's to find out what spots need to be hit at what times to make thire self's squert, and if the want to squert in sex with someone tell that to them, my squert can take from minets to hours all depends xxx |
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"Not all girl will squert or gush but can, my ex was trying for years before we got there, my new bf did it in the 1st week of us dating and with in an out an hours meix of for play then sex, it can all depend on your mood as a girl, squerting a mix of lady justice and very diluted piss that is basically water, girls need to play with there self's to find out what spots need to be hit at what times to make thire self's squert, and if the want to squert in sex with someone tell that to them, my squert can take from minets to hours all depends xxx"
No, they cannot all achieve this and nor do some of us want to. Thank you very much indeed |
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"Not all girl will squert or gush but can, my ex was trying for years before we got there, my new bf did it in the 1st week of us dating and with in an out an hours meix of for play then sex, it can all depend on your mood as a girl, squerting a mix of lady justice and very diluted piss that is basically water, girls need to play with there self's to find out what spots need to be hit at what times to make thire self's squert, and if the want to squert in sex with someone tell that to them, my squert can take from minets to hours all depends xxx
No, they cannot all achieve this and nor do some of us want to. Thank you very much indeed "
Amen!
Being urinally incontinent would really spoil sex, for me! |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Not all girl will squert or gush but can, my ex was trying for years before we got there, my new bf did it in the 1st week of us dating and with in an out an hours meix of for play then sex, it can all depend on your mood as a girl, squerting a mix of lady justice and very diluted piss that is basically water, girls need to play with there self's to find out what spots need to be hit at what times to make thire self's squert, and if the want to squert in sex with someone tell that to them, my squert can take from minets to hours all depends xxx
No, they cannot all achieve this and nor do some of us want to. Thank you very much indeed
Amen!
Being urinally incontinent would really spoil sex, for me!"
It's not urine.  |
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"Approximately 7 hours 33 minutes and 17 seconds in. Never on a Wednesday and the moon has to be in it's waning phase and aligned with Uranus.
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Ah the 7 hours 33 mins and 17 seconds ploy, it happen to me on the stroke of 34 mins, I was south facing and had just had an argument with the pie maker about the price of fish and low and behold a tsunami of gush caught me of guard and that’s how the spanish list an empire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There are some forum posts I feel it is always my duty to answer and squirting ones will forever be one of those You can fuck me as long as you like it won't happen. |
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Yes, it really is urine. With only marginal prostatic secretions. It’s not magical fluid from a secret tank that only special women possess.
With a full bladder and rough stimulation, anyone can be incontinent.
Smell your bedsheets when it’s dried, by all means. |
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"Yes, it really is urine. With only marginal prostatic secretions. It’s not magical fluid from a secret tank that only special women possess.
With a full bladder and rough stimulation, anyone can be incontinent.
Smell your bedsheets when it’s dried, by all means."
I'd be more concerned why you aren't washing your bed sheets
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wow 
I agree with saff.