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Profile tips for the clueless...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.
Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why give them hints? I thought all women liked getting 50 emails a day with 'Hey' as the subject line and 'fncy a shag innint?' in the message along with a cock pic.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool
How will they be able to read what you've written?
Ask an adult  "
On here???
You're joking! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.
Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?"
Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.
Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?
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Nope, I meant the hopeless and clueless. Those who should know better but don't. Those who ask for advice then insult those who give good answers. The ones who already know everything but ask questions anyway and then get arsey, or claim it was just to wind us up, when told things they don't want to hear.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One line about how you can lick pussy for hours is enough surely oh and a cock pix "
How about a second line saying I really can breathe through my ears? Please say you'd shag me then?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One line about how you can lick pussy for hours is enough surely oh and a cock pix "
I tried licking my pussy for hours but I got a hairball and she went off to catch a mouse. Why would a pic of my rooster be of interest? Granted he is a lovely bantam but still. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.
Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?
Nope, I meant the hopeless and clueless. Those who should know better but don't. Those who ask for advice then insult those who give good answers. The ones who already know everything but ask questions anyway and then get arsey, or claim it was just to wind us up, when told things they don't want to hear.
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ahhhhh i get ya, but arent good answers subjective? and with all due respect, some people are very easy to wind up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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•Add a picture.....yes that may mean buying a camera or upgrading your nokia 3210.
•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)
•Dont picture your cock against a sky remote control.......that's so last week, try a bottle instead
Sit back and watch the messages pile in 
Go get em champ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)"
Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)
Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now. "
classy bird  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)
Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now. classy bird "
Damned right! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool "
aha!! classic misdirection.
if there's words,and pictures,the words automatically become optional.
ps bring your own putty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't write 'If there is anything you need to know, just ask'. Because nobody ever will. "
damn it. I cant help being a pedant.
Just cos no one will ask doesnt mean its pointless to suggest that someone could ask.
I hope that made sence.... After a 3rd review im still not sure... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't write 'If there is anything you need to know, just ask'. Because nobody ever will. damn it. I cant help being a pedant.
Just cos no one will ask doesnt mean its pointless to suggest that someone could ask.
I hope that made sence.... After a 3rd review im still not sure..."
naaa yer right, it's nonsense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't send a message asking what you up to today, read the status and lets face it if they can't read that, there is no hope for them reading the profile is there |
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Don't assume that being new to swinging will initiate a flood of offers to break you in to things. Whilst honesty is the best policy, some things are better left unsaid, such as why 2 of your wives death's have left you held in custody for long periods. If you're using Fab from prison, telling us that you're away on a long vacation will excite us, imagining your wonderful tan, and the great times you must be having on that beach sipping cocktails - we'll wish we were with you for the next one. We won't give our address yet, so won't be expecting post cards that would bust your scam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you feel the need to type the words 'why can't I get any meets?' - don't!!!!
Pause, take a quick check of your profile content - and seriously think about whether 'you' would want to meet 'you'?
And when the answer 'not in a million years!!!' jumps into your head - you've answered your original question!!
Oh - and get someone else to take your profile pics - holding your iPhone at 'that' angle really doesn't make your knob look bigger !! |
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