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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Lots of words have more than one meaning, connotations or implications, especially for us on here but some words sound like they should be sexual but aren’t.

This thread is for the words that sound like they should be sexual or rude but aren’t.

Go on folks, un-rude me up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rump ?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Beef curtains

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Flange

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Smelt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 11:07:34]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 11:07:59]

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

phalanges

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Ballcock

Bullocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smeg

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Trim. I don't know why but this sounds sexual to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beaver

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shaft

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Jerk

Tight

Sloppy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Comely

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Smeg"

I’m pretty certain that this is...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Facial

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is..."

Isn’t it a fridge ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Facial "

This definitely has rude meanings!!

Unless there’s something that a guy needs to explain to you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turnover

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?"

It’s also the slang term for precum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sloppy

Px

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anal "

Canal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Weenus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cream pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum "

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Meat

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Dongle

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Manhole

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Tuppence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meat

"

And Greet

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

It’s also the slang term for precum

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol "

I thought it was short for smegma (cock crust)

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum "

Smeg is bellend cheese

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

I had a great night shift where a more experienced colleague told me about using a wand on a prisoner (it's a hand held metal detector) which I was okay with but when he told me that on a night shift they used to have to do pegging I started laughing but apparently it was tapping a reader against a certain point regularly to show a patrol had been carried out.

Lots of prison terms have sexual double meanings - I regularly have to either explain my giggles or suppress them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lots of words have more than one meaning, connotations or implications, especially for us on here but some words sound like they should be sexual but aren’t..... "

You mean double-entendre ?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol "

How am I ever gonna look at my kettle again

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Flapjack. Don’t ask me why but for some reason I always feel like having a little chuckle tp myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clunge.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol "

that’s still sexual!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Lots of words have more than one meaning, connotations or implications, especially for us on here but some words sound like they should be sexual but aren’t.....

You mean double-entendre ? "

Nope, single entendre but sound like they should be double. If that makes sense?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Flapjack. Don’t ask me why but for some reason I always feel like having a little chuckle tp myself."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol

that’s still sexual! "

Ah I think I was also going down the double entendre route here! Must read threads properly!

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Lots of words have more than one meaning, connotations or implications, especially for us on here but some words sound like they should be sexual but aren’t.....

You mean double-entendre ? "

I love seeing double-entendres in my box

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Orifice

LvM

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum "

I think it's Pre crud more than pre cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moist

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

She gently pulled the hood back and stroked the head

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Damp moist wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreamhole

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By *razzyhorseMan  over a year ago

cambridge

Finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Head / suck / blow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marmite Motorway!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

LvM

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester

Piss flaps

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By *estman for the jobMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Trumpet blower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Creampie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Rubber, sausage, slag and knob

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Kumquat

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mastication

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By *estman for the jobMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Finger of fudge

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By *estman for the jobMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Arsenal "
could be worse could be spurs lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum

Oh I thought it was slang for a crusty cock lol

that’s still sexual! "

Its still an electronics brand.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Great tit, dik dik

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pussy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Tease hole - part of a furnace a glass blower uses and learnt this week, resulting in a giggling teenager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rosebud.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum "

It’s short for smegma which is a white cheesy substance found under a mans forskin or around a women’s vagina not sure who told you it was percum hopefully not someone trying to save your feelings

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Chipolata.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My favourite none rude, rude word is “moist” x

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum

It’s short for smegma which is a white cheesy substance found under a mans forskin or around a women’s vagina not sure who told you it was percum hopefully not someone trying to save your feelings "

Or his.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Rim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My favourite none rude, rude word is “moist” x"

Mine too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gaped

Leaking

Hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back door

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My favourite none rude, rude word is “moist” x

Mine too!

"

Glad it’s not just me I do think it’s very underused xx

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By *estman for the jobMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Lettuce licker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

COCK

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By *nto My ArmsMan  over a year ago

Herts/London

Chagrin

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich


"Smeg

I’m pretty certain that this is...

Isn’t it a fridge ?

It’s also the slang term for precum "

??? Really? I thought it was short for smegma

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stopcock

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Teabag

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Roast

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Bummed,

Pegged,

Ballcock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probe

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Insert

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 12:57:00]

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Bummed,

Pegged,

Ballcock "

Soph, what’s a ballcock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crevice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prattle

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Jump into my ring

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Bummed,

Pegged,

Ballcock

Soph, what’s a ballcock? "

You've got one Lexi

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