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By *ebjonnson OP   Man  over a year ago

Maldon

No. Sorry, I’ve bottled it. Anyone else want to have a go?

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"No. Sorry, I’ve bottled it. Anyone else want to have a go? "

I see tumble blowing across the forum...

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly.

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

I’m not sure what you mean Steve?

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

^^ this man is on to a winner

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

Nod as well. It makes it more convincing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

You must get laid a lot Steve

But it obviously depends on the timing of the smile and how sincere it looks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooooh look at the can of almost-opened worms, sitting back on the shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The trouble with women is men

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man  over a year ago

Maldon


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly.

You must get laid a lot Steve

But it obviously depends on the timing of the smile and how sincere it looks."

Sincere? Sincerity is vital in business and in personal life. Learn to fake it and you’ve got it made!

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man  over a year ago

Maldon


"The trouble with women is men "

Oi! Who’s side are you on?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just pretend to listen and then realise in 3 months time how much trouble you're in when they say " I told you 3 months ago "

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"The trouble with women is men

Oi! Who’s side are you on? "

He types the truth though. Preach Estragon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The trouble with women is men "

Always lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The trouble with women is men

Oi! Who’s side are you on? "

#teamtruth

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By *irty PrettyWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff

I’ve got a list somewhere but I’m too tired/got a headache/on my period/insert other woman excuse here to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They dont flood my inbox with breasticle pictures

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They just don't know how wonderful they are......

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man  over a year ago

Maldon


"The trouble with women is men

Always lol "

And I used to fancy you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No. Sorry, I’ve bottled it. Anyone else want to have a go? "

The main trouble I find is not enough in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The trouble with women is men

Always lol

And I used to fancy you! "

Oops

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t get me started op!

Or should I say - don’t get “them” started

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No. Sorry, I’ve bottled it. Anyone else want to have a go? "

There's not enough of them on fab

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Will have a long hard think.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "
it always pays to read between the loins

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I just nod and say yes dear

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly. "

And if you commit the cardinal sin of actually admitting you don’t know, the response is,

‘Well if you don’t know I’m not telling you!’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A woman is always right....and she’s never more right than when she’s wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Capability. Theres nowt more irksome than seeing someone struggling with summat they're not fit to do.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m saying nuttin

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"I’m saying nuttin "

What's that? You're after some nuts?

LvM

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m saying nuttin

What's that? You're after some nuts?

LvM"

Always nice salty ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They sometimes think I know what they mean when they haven’t said what they mean and even when it’s said I might not understand the underlying meaning rather than the obvious meaning. I usually just smile engagingly.

And if you commit the cardinal sin of actually admitting you don’t know, the response is,

‘Well if you don’t know I’m not telling you!’"

Oh I have a mate like that. I just tell her to actually engage her brain logically for a minute and go again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apart from parallel parking and time keeping, they are genuinely awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They have no sense of humour

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

We can say "no" when we actually mean "yes".

And "fine" (said with assertion) does not actually mean I am fine.

Yes, women can be complicated, and this is Mrs typing this.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Apart from parallel parking and time keeping, they are genuinely awesome.

"

And map reading, don’t forget map reading.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Apart from parallel parking and time keeping, they are genuinely awesome.

And map reading, don’t forget map reading. "

Who even uses a map anymore

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there

Hormones.

Thats my excuse and I'm sticking with it for as long as there's a molecule of oestrogen coursing through me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We often want what we can't have

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By *irty PrettyWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff


"We can say "no" when we actually mean "yes".

"

I can’t tell if this is intended as a joke, but please please please don’t say that, even in jest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We took your rib. And we want more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cannot reason with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can say "no" when we actually mean "yes".

I can’t tell if this is intended as a joke, but please please please don’t say that, even in jest."

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