"You get out what you put in x"
That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't know if you've noticed but one part of the country or another, or all of it, has been in lockdown for 12 months.
Some people (me) get bored chatting for too long if there's no prospect of meeting. |
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Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.
If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away 
Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you imagine it was going to be like shopping in tesco? See a loaf of bread on the shelf and go yup that one will do and just carry it off home? "
I like this concept  all willing mutual agenda participants obv |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"You get out what you put in x
That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics. "
You bothered to count?
OP - you’ve some duplicates in there you might want to fix. Nothing worse than deja vue cock picks.  |
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Who are you trying to appeal to? Ask yourself that question.
Who or what is thing?
The last 12 months have been a write off. Are you including that time in your OP, coz that would just be daft.
Normal? On here? Me thinks your expectations may be skewed. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
A few of my female friends were going to reply but they didn't know if they fell within the parameters of what you consider normal.
Shame, because they've all got gosh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave |
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Get what you give. Be polite, be patient & get involved. Have no preconceived ideas, keep an open mind & try to have a laugh with others.
Be yourself!
Sooner or later everyone is noticed .... Aren't they?
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"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave
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Bugger!
If only someone had said this sooner!
Off to take a "squat shot".. |
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"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave
Bugger!
If only someone had said this sooner!
Off to take a "squat shot".. "
A mooch at the gooch haha |
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"Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.
If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away
Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself "
Makes a mental note to cancel my subscription as I really wouldn't know what to do with all the guaranteed foof I'd be getting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave
Bugger!
If only someone had said this sooner!
Off to take a "squat shot".. "
A mooch at the gooch haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave
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Hmmm.. Tip taken...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.
If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away
Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself "
I want my £5 back then   |
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"You get out what you put in x
That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics.
You bothered to count?
OP - you’ve some duplicates in there you might want to fix. Nothing worse than deja vue cock picks. "
I didn't need to count. The profile says how many photos are in a gallery. I flicked through them and found just one that wasn't just his cock. I can't quite work out what it's of but I think it involves a woman. Frankly I didn't find it a great contribution to the whole thing, although I appreciated the attempt at variety. |
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