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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.
does it float?  "
No, that's witches (with or without charred wheat products attached to their backs)  |
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over a year ago
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"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.
does it float? "
not sure but cat on toast sure is tasty yum yum..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why (after spending all that effort to get in there) do sperm want to escape afterwards.....and on the same subject why do you always forget to have something handy to stop the bed getting wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.
does it float?
No, that's witches (with or without charred wheat products attached to their backs) "
so what about the cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??
Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry
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Sod it im dying to tell you as its the only useless thing i know
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eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey
also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??
Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry
Sod it im dying to tell you as its the only useless thing i know
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eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey
also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out "
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey
also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out "
That theory about the shape was originally made up just to sound logical. It's not really true. If you spoke to the person who invented the egg he would tell you something different.
Regarding the 2nd point. Surely my dumps should be egg shaped? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And the point of this post is 
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-
to keeps the fools away from other threads "
oh erm...... Well its not working is it.
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l- |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And the point of this post is
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-
to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l- "
you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess"
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"
she's a bit posh..she hates bottomofthebarrel tv |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the point of this post is
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-
to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l-
you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked"
Sacked from what position? What did I miss sorry I been busy watching the high jump?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And the point of this post is
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-
to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l-
you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked
Sacked from what position? What did I miss sorry I been busy watching the high jump? "
Lordy Lordy 
You have been sacked as Director of Fool Management |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?"
as long as its somewhere near my penisula |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula"
Could you even fit Cyprus there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula
Could you even fit Cyprus there? "
ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?"
only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages"
I suppose my belly mites may see the relative distance from belly to penis as a difficult journey...however I think its still the wrong scale |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who first looked at a cow and thought, if I yank on those dangly bits it's probably gonna taste real nice???
A very pervy pre-historic farmer....?
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Or maybe it was Funky Monkey in his time travelling machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant i get my flat mate into swinging?"
Cos He/She has taken a look at you and decided against it?????
Sorry, that was a bit too bitchy for me...  But it is the silly Friday thread... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant one of the really fit guys move withing 5 miles of me, think im the sexiest thing on the planet and want to shag me at least once a week"
Cos they're all moving onto that new estate near me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula
Could you even fit Cyprus there?
ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it "
Tease  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages
I suppose my belly mites may see the relative distance from belly to penis as a difficult journey...however I think its still the wrong scale"
Well that is the whole point of belly map navs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula
Could you even fit Cyprus there?
ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it
Tease "
is ur fanny soaking now??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is perky up for it?
Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on
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get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy"
Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is perky up for it?
Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on
and
get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy
Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!
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I like snorkel play |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Why do my curls curl in different directions?
can we have just one thread that doesn't touch on hairy fannies please ?
Which begs the question, Why are there so many hairy threads?"
Cos you lot are so hairy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is perky up for it?
Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on
and
get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy
Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!
I like snorkel play"
I'll lend ya mine then. Top quality one from Decathlons.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do men spend 9 month try ig to get out of a pussy(birth) and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?????lol "
Answer's in the question, isn't it????? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula
Could you even fit Cyprus there?
ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it
Tease
is ur fanny soaking now??? "
I don't know I havent seen it for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?"
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?
as long as its somewhere near my penisula
Could you even fit Cyprus there?
ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it
Tease
is ur fanny soaking now???
I don't know I havent seen it for a while "
u have fingers I'm sure? |
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"
Thats the only way he knows how to dance anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
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I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!"
Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess
I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her
Thats the only way he knows how to dance anyway "
have u seen me dance yet?...bendover and put some bodyrockers I like the way u move on, back into me..mmmmmm
I've came...brb |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!
Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...
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lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free?? |
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!
Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...
lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??"
I'm free baby when do you want me !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!
Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...
lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??
I'm free baby when do you want me !! "
I know thats u porky! not funny..I was cracking one off!..flopped me now...cheeeeers |
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"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?
You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!
I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!
Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...
lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??
I'm free baby when do you want me !!
I know thats u porky! not funny..I was cracking one off!..flopped me now...cheeeeers"
No that was NOT me...... See - wasted it now, ain't ya! She's popped out to pick her daughter up. She'll be back in about half and hour....... btw she thinks you have a 'hot bod'... whatever the fuck one of those is?????????
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