"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you 
I, on the other hand 
You and me both, "ooooo I could crush a grape"
I like the pain during anal though  "
Give over, it's all about doing the butt scoot across the carpet.
I'll race any hound I tell thee |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
You and me both, "ooooo I could crush a grape"
I like the pain during anal though
Give over, it's all about doing the butt scoot across the carpet.
I'll race any hound I tell thee "
I can't get down there, cos of me knees. I use a toothbrush  |
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Hemorrhoids 
Sexy ?
Hey, it's just blood-filled skin."
Anatomically correct but so is a black pudding " |
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
You and me both, "ooooo I could crush a grape"
I like the pain during anal though
Give over, it's all about doing the butt scoot across the carpet.
I'll race any hound I tell thee
I can't get down there, cos of me knees. I use a toothbrush "
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Hemorrhoids
Sexy ?
Hey, it's just blood-filled skin.
Anatomically correct but so is a black pudding " "
How is a black pud anatomically correct?! |
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Hemorrhoids
Sexy ?
Hey, it's just blood-filled skin.
Anatomically correct but so is a black pudding "
How is a black pud anatomically correct?! "
The question was answered and a comparator made. Get it? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Bum grape, Jeremy, baby balloon knot balloon.
Clinkers
Nope, clinkers are different things entirely. "
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Bum grape, Jeremy, baby balloon knot balloon.
Clinkers
Nope, clinkers are different things entirely. "
Like bum boogers |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Hemorrhoids
Sexy ?
Hey, it's just blood-filled skin.
Anatomically correct but so is a black pudding " "
And people eat black pudding.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Bum grape, Jeremy, baby balloon knot balloon.
Clinkers
Nope, clinkers are different things entirely.
Like bum boogers "
Except brown. |
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"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Bum grape, Jeremy, baby balloon knot balloon.
Clinkers
Nope, clinkers are different things entirely.
Like bum boogers
Except brown."
And you wouldn't want em near your nose. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"My man has a lovely, dingleberry-free anus thank you
I, on the other hand
What’s a dingle berry?
Bum grape, Jeremy, baby balloon knot balloon.
Clinkers
Nope, clinkers are different things entirely.
Like bum boogers
Except brown.
And you wouldn't want em near your nose. "
Or tongue. |
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