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Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy  .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please  |
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over a year ago
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"Come here mcnugget
Can I suck your toes though ??
Long story Soffia 
I really really don't want to know
Yes you do !
No, I am really really sure I don't  but I do want some buttsex"
Ok as you wish
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"Come here mcnugget
Can I suck your toes though ??
Long story Soffia
I really really don't want to know
Yes you do !
No, I am really really sure I don't but I do want some buttsex
Ok as you wish
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Stop feckin doing that  |
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"Come here mcnugget
Can I suck your toes though ??
Long story Soffia
I really really don't want to know
Yes you do !
No, I am really really sure I don't but I do want some buttsex
Ok as you wish
"
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please "
H.T.F.U !! |
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please
H.T.F.U !!"
I would but I dont know where you are |
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Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
I do wish I could help you out with the warm hug bit I am one of those people who is always cold, my darling husband often prods me when I am asleep to ensure he isn’t lying next to a corpse.
Send me your address and I’ll arrange for your local Indian restaurant to deliver you a huge load of those hot lemon scented towelettes for you to drape over yourself.
Kind regards
Mrs CC |
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"Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
I do wish I could help you out with the warm hug bit I am one of those people who is always cold, my darling husband often prods me when I am asleep to ensure he isn’t lying next to a corpse.
Send me your address and I’ll arrange for your local Indian restaurant to deliver you a huge load of those hot lemon scented towelettes for you to drape over yourself.
Kind regards
Mrs CC"
That's incredibly kind of you  .
My current address 1 Antarctica Road , Antarctica |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh "
You called? |
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please "
Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. |
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called? "
Bullies |
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please
Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. "
Oh I'm sure you could |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want
That would be Devine "
Well shimmy over and I'll slide in beside you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please
Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. Oh I'm sure you could "
I could always slap those cheeks a bit and warm them up with a nice red glow. |
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"I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want
That would be Devine
Well shimmy over and I'll slide in beside you "
On my way now then |
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"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .
I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .
But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy .
I need a warm body and a warm hug , please
Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. Oh I'm sure you could
I could always slap those cheeks a bit and warm them up with a nice red glow. "
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies "
Such an ugly word ... tsk  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk "
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling.... |
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling.... "
This is never going away is it |
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....
This is never going away is it "
No |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....
This is never going away is it
No "
Well once you send it out on the internet, you never can get rid of it.... |
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....
This is never going away is it
No
Well once you send it out on the internet, you never can get rid of it...."
It's always out there ... |
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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then
Wait
Dammit!!
it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it
Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh
You called?
Bullies
Such an ugly word ... tsk
He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....
This is never going away is it
No "
Ah well . I best get used to it  |
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