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You know you're getting old when......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you look at your date of birth or age that you have had to put in black and white and you think .... NO! That’s not me.
Even worse is the age boxes you have to tick and I get included on all the old fogey adverts for stair lifts, retirement homes and funeral plans.
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol
So question is..You know you're getting old when..........?  "
When you can remember that far back to when DFS didn't have a sake on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end.
Let's face it - you look amazing for even 49. "
Well technically I’m still 49 as I didn’t get chance to celebrate so I’ve decided this year will be my 50th |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end.
Let's face it - you look amazing for even 49.
Well technically I’m still 49 as I didn’t get chance to celebrate so I’ve decided this year will be my 50th "
Same here. We should have a celebration together.  |
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You know when you're getting old when you liken yourself to a fine wine, stratovarous violin or a cheese. Then add age is just a number to the end of every sentence. Age is just a number by the way. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol
So question is..You know you're getting old when..........? "
People 16 years younger than me start to consider themselves as old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola
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Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn
Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you refuse to use the new names of products and still refer to Marathon and Opal Fruits etc. I still shop at Safeway btw "
Haha yep! I still use jif |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola
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Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn
Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification
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Oohhh got to be wisteria surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola
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Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn
Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification
Oohhh got to be wisteria surely "
Yes stunning arnt they, i did have a grape vine on it at my old house that was fab  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola
And
Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn
Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification
Oohhh got to be wisteria surely
Yes stunning arnt they, i did have a grape vine on it at my old house that was fab "
Ooh pretty - I love gardens but I'm not very good at knowing how not to kill things! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol
So question is..You know you're getting old when..........? "
Ooohhh what do they look like and are they leather or fabric? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you inadvertently sing along to Buck’s Fizz, making your mind up..... then realise that Eurovision win was FORTY YEARS AGO.
So to make yourself feel better you retune the radio (not the wireless  ) and....
Bart Simpson is doing the Bart song.... from THIRTY YEARS AGO!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get sent over 50s insurance ads through the post.
When you become grandparent for the first time
When youngest daughter is leaving home soon as she finds a house.
When you look in the mirror lol.
This list could go on and on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you sing Vanessa Carlton - a thousand miles and someone has never heard of it
What?! These people exist?? Lol! Even my 11yr old knows this song lol x
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Apparently so... consider me shooketh haha |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
"...watch the now thats what I call the 80's music channel and can remember all the one hit wonders"
...But can't remember if you locked the front door, 5 mins afer each time, you leave the house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you groan and oof if you have to get up from the floor
When you have to explain what a casette was, and you remember rewinding it with a biro "
Or you like very little new music compared to the 80's & 90's |
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"When you think Radio 2 plays better songs than radio 1"
That’s nothing, wait till you get fed up with the banality of radio 2 presenters and spend most of your time listening to radio 4, that’s when you feel old. |
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"you realised you cant stand further away from the toilet bowl while peeing standing up like you used to but now you have to stand in it just to make sure the floor remains dry "
That’s not old.
It’s when you’re lucky if you make it to the toilet in time. Now that’s old. |
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