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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

The youngsters have one........

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m way too young for this thread

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

It's only right that we invade then hahaha

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple over a year ago

unknown

Not for me lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was thinking the same over 40s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How old is old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's only right that we invade then hahaha

Shall we for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m kinda feeling somewhere in the middle of these threads.

How old do I have to be to be old?

I make it into the over 50’s threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Anything over 40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll say hi then.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This post smells of talcum powder x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Anything over 40

I’ll get my nappies then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go post in there room see u in there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This post smells of talcum powder x "

I lol’d at this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's only right that we invade then hahaha

Shall we for a laugh "

No you senile bugger...... He is invading HERE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I go post in there room see u in there lol

I think everybody should.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"It's only right that we invade then hahaha

Shall we for a laugh

No you senile bugger...... He is invading HERE

Hahahaha. Someone noticed at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to live here when it was all fields.

Keep the noise down!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This post smells of talcum powder x

I lol’d at this"

So did I but for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some have from here lol

I just posted too

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"This post smells of talcum powder x "

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

Keep the noise down!"

Shhhh old person sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for 10 mins while my Radox bath runs and I drink my Ovaltine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This post smells of talcum powder x

and Tiger balm

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

As the farmer released two bulls into a field of cows, the young bull cries excitedly "Lets run round and shag as many as possible". The old bull replies "Lets take our time and shag them all"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aahh too young lol

...

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Don't forget you pipes and slippers everyone......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This post smells of talcum powder x

and Tiger balm"

And fusty dusty tartan blankets x

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"This post smells of talcum powder x

and Tiger balm"

Deep heat for the creaking bones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread.... "

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t use any talc yet

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

How is this thread not full yet? There are so many over 35yr olds on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t use any talc yet "

Talc clogs the pores so we don’t use it as us ‘oldies’ would know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least I'm not as old as I will be next year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be in ..but I’m off for my nanny nap

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"How is this thread not full yet? There are so many over 35yr olds on the forum.

They are all asleep or gone senile as we are old......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

No thanks

That no thanks comment sounds like your having a mid life crisis x

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

How old have you got be to join in a young 66 hopefully that's ok

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

Nothing wrong with us oldies or whatever they call us. How where did I put my slippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old and wise ....

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Reminder folk don't forget to pick your pensions up on the way out.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

No thanks

That no thanks comment sounds like your having a mid life crisis x "

I've been having a mid life crisis since I was 20..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha we did have a pension forum too

Is baby oil any good for old skin

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hahaha we did have a pension forum too

Is baby oil any good for old skin "

Clue is in the name .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

No thanks

That no thanks comment sounds like your having a mid life crisis x

I've been having a mid life crisis since I was 20..

So it’s not just me then

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

#sucks contentedly on me butter mint sweet whilst perusing the thread

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?"

Bloody hell of course you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

No thanks

That no thanks comment sounds like your having a mid life crisis x

I've been having a mid life crisis since I was 20..

So it’s not just me then "

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

God dammit, I got so excited a little wee came out...be right back

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

Bloody hell of course you are. "

No he isn't

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"God dammit, I got so excited a little wee came out...be right back

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha I think I come under this bracket

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

No. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just went tenner nappy

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Present and correct.. 44 just with the body of a 60 year old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

Bloody hell of course you are.

No he isn't"

Awwww bless him leave him alone

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Before I forget thanks for the little bit of fun Fab Folk age is but a number young or old enjoy Fab .If any one was offended I apologise in advance as being old I forget.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

No.

Christ if you're gonna cry just come in ....... no touching the jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant remember if I am old or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before I forget thanks for the little bit of fun Fab Folk age is but a number young or old enjoy Fab .If any one was offended I apologise in advance as being old I forget....."

I wasn’t offended one bit its all banter and fun

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Just finishing work...ill get home put on the slippers and watch crossroads on the telly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Looking at your profile pic of ur bum u fit in this thread

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Think that means you qualify then mate lol

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Quite happy to be old.x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check"

No Chris, you are not old.

Make your own thread - sorry it has to be done.

The community has been divided.....

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Are you allowed in if you're mentally 66?

No.

Christ if you're gonna cry just come in ....... no touching the jelly babies"

You didn't say anything about the wine gums and beer. I'll have at em

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Quite happy to be old.x"

Just as well BB

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check

No Chris, you are not old.

Make your own thread - sorry it has to be done.

The community has been divided.....

Is 40 allowed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think granny crumpet needs a crumpet or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone under 50, please vacate the thread and leave us coffin dodgers to our misery..

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone under 50, please vacate the thread and leave us coffin dodgers to our misery.."

I'm gluing myself to this thread out of protest.

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Anyone under 50, please vacate the thread and leave us coffin dodgers to our misery..

I'm gluing myself to this thread out of protest. "

Yeah " hell no, we won't go" lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I think I belong here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check

No Chris, you are not old.

Make your own thread - sorry it has to be done.

The community has been divided.....

Is 40 allowed?"

No Tony sos ...... It's more than my jobs worth..... you know how it is...... it's not me it's them ........ if it was up to me you could stay ...... but it's not so ...... sorry mate...... they are tight they are....... bye then ..... hey .. it's for the best. Remember to tell me my lottery numbers tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I can join this one x

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check

No Chris, you are not old.

Make your own thread - sorry it has to be done.

The community has been divided.....

Is 40 allowed?

Sad face lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I want to be here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

Stay makes it more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

On the plus side, you're very welcome...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

You are! You’re an inbetweener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

On the plus side, you're very welcome...

Aw thanks

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Dont know what your talking about, i'm the youngest i'll ever be again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

You are! You’re an inbetweener

I suddenly have an urge to shout bus wanker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shout it I dare you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hello. I caan finally say I'm old. Even my daughter calls me pops. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

You are! You’re an inbetweener

I suddenly have an urge to shout bus wanker!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh I think I belong here

I concur

Haha thanks

Now where do I go?

I'm too young for this one and too old for the other one!

You are! You’re an inbetweener

I suddenly have an urge to shout bus wanker!

Awwwwww 'fwends'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

On the plus side, you're very welcome...

Aw thanks

Now, pass the Sanatogen....

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Please collect all Zimmer frames and scooters on way out.....many thanks....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

On the plus side, you're very welcome...

Aw thanks

Now, pass the Sanatogen....

I don’t take any of that kinda stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How old is old

Yea what he said.

Being 30 I thought I'd be in some kinda group thread

You're in Limbo ...... make your own thread....

No thanks

That no thanks comment sounds like your having a mid life crisis x

I've been having a mid life crisis since I was 20..

Lol x

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Come on...the youngsters have more posts in there thread....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I am happily and hornily most definitely in the right group

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm too old to remember how old I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on...the youngsters have more posts in there thread....

I been trying but think I might of killed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over 40, am I old enough lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah get some more friends in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I think I belong here

On the plus side, you're very welcome...

Aw thanks

Now, pass the Sanatogen....

I don’t take any of that kinda stuff "

I can offer all natural alternatives..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen my zimmer frame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

29 to go come on we can beat these youngster. Any one for a cup of tea and a custard cream kettle go on now

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"29 to go come on we can beat these youngster. Any one for a cup of tea and a custard cream kettle go on now "

Any other biscuit I might struggle with them at may age......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite happy to be old.x"

Quite right too, women are like a fine wine, get better with age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant remember if I am old or not

Hang on i'll check

No Chris, you are not old.

Make your own thread - sorry it has to be done.

The community has been divided.....

Fine.... i'll grab my flat cap and overcoat and foxtrot oscar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a digestive then or a nice busicuit to dip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone seen my zimmer frame

Who said that?

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kettle is on for us all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

I think doriss sat on it. That’ll be gone forever now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

I think doriss sat on it. That’ll be gone forever now!"

..hello stranger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

I think doriss sat on it. That’ll be gone forever now!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

I think doriss sat on it. That’ll be gone forever now!

..hello stranger

I’m not strange!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone watching Corrie tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?"

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Whoever has left their mobility scooter blocking the fire exit can you move it fast.....well as fast as you can....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would whoever has left their walking stick come back and get it.....if you can....

I think doriss sat on it. That’ll be gone forever now!

..hello stranger

I’m not strange!"

Mabel it’s windy tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?"

....no it’s an emu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?

....no it’s an emu

Aw I used to have an emu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?

....no it’s an emu

Aw I used to have an emu

I used to have a gnome

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Well I got my jab invite today so one of us is definitely in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead. "

Are there any fitties in there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead.

Are there any fifties in there?"

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead.

Are there any fitties in there?"

Anyone that's young at heart is welcome.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Last big push from us oldies.....could end in tears.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfftttt go on ladies go for the younger men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

Let’s feel you

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

You're in the wrong thread then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/03/21 17:36:18]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead.

Are there any fitties in there?"

Oi. I bought u a kit kat last week u won’t get that with the youngsters

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

You're in the wrong thread then

I fear the younger thread is a bit to young for me

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

The tortoise is catching the hare....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice to see there is a thread for under 25 and over 40.... well If you older woman prefer somewhere in between you give me a shout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any of you oldies feel like jumping ship and rowing in the youngun boat it's still coasting along in the lead. "

Don't count us out yet mate

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

Let’s feel you

It’s squishy

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Can anyone smell piss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old.... pfft just a number, I don’t feel old

You're in the wrong thread then

I fear the younger thread is a bit to young for me

Oh yeah

. Was that you? Was lovely thanks

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

"[Removed by poster at 17/03/21 17:33:12]"

memory is that bad I forgot what I was to say

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The pregnant lady in the O.A.P queue will NOT be getting a half price hair cut !!! Thenk you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone smell piss?

Tell doriss to close her legs ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?

....no it’s an emu

Aw I used to have an emu

I used to have a gnome

Did you sit on him too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone smell piss?

Tell doriss to close her legs ffs"

Cheeky young man you are..oh wait you’ve just got a beard woman

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

We lead the youngsters by two posts not bad for oldies.......

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can anyone smell piss?

Learn to aim better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The youngsters have one........

Flip if you think you're old I'd best get my coat lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@-'-,---

An oldie rose ... awwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone smell piss?

Yes, is it you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone smell piss?

Tell doriss to close her legs ffs

Cheeky young man you are..oh wait you’ve just got a beard woman

. I reckon me and thee should have a joint profile. Doris and Nora. Proper oldies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are winning come on oldies we can do this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We lead the youngsters by two posts not bad for oldies.......

Yeah but theirs started two days ago! And the vast majority of posters are over 30

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"We are winning come on oldies we can do this "

The young boat seems to have hit an iceberg.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Just because I'm 66 I'm not old I'm ancient

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can anyone smell piss?

You dribblin' again !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fxxk I’m cold some one grab me my blanket

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"We are winning come on oldies we can do this "

I don't know if my bladder can take it at my age......

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Best we show the youngsters how it's done. I've got stockings older than most of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone smell piss?

Tell doriss to close her legs ffs

Cheeky young man you are..oh wait you’ve just got a beard woman

. I reckon me and thee should have a joint profile. Doris and Nora. Proper oldies

We’d only forget what we’ve called ourselves

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can anyone smell piss?

Yes, is it you

Tell him Dorris ..... No one does a pissy man ....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"We lead the youngsters by two posts not bad for oldies.......

We need more posts though to stop at & have a rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have we won

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm over 50 and due my covid vaccine.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, us old ones still got it

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

Keep the noise down!"
stop taking the piss out of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a thread 4?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Can you keep up or do you need a mobility scooter..?

I have a 2 legged big feathered bird to carry me around

Is that me?

....no it’s an emu

Aw I used to have an emu

I used to have a gnome

Did you sit on him too?

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