Best opening messages

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey everyone, hope you're keeping well!

Just wondering what some of your best opening messages are whether they were impressive, funny, or just obscene, what are some that stood out to you?

By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

I just cut and paste mine...can't remember what it says now.

By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

I just cut and paste mine...can't remember what it says now.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just cut and paste mine...can't remember what it says now.

Well played

By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"I just cut and paste mine...can't remember what it says now.

Well played

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not allowed to say

I prefer to go secret through someone else. I am shy