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How many does it take to change a lightbulb?
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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To complement the lightbulb thread, here is a thread to post your “how many” lightbulb jokes to
I’ll go first
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
52
One to change the lightbulb
One to hold the ladder
50 more to say “that should be me up there!” |
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 but nobody knows how they got in there.
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How many existentialist does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to replace the bulb and the other to observe how the bulb symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a nether world of endless absurdity. |
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"How many existentialist does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to replace the bulb and the other to observe how the bulb symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a nether world of endless absurdity. "
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots.
One to change the bulb,
one to say how much better Eric Clapton would have done it,
one to say how much better David Gilmour would have done it,
one to say how much better Mark Knopfler would have done it,
one to say how much better Gary Moore would have done it,
... you get the picture. |
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"How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots.
One to change the bulb,
one to say how much better Eric Clapton would have done it,
one to say how much better David Gilmour would have done it,
one to say how much better Mark Knopfler would have done it,
one to say how much better Gary Moore would have done it,
... you get the picture. "
Then all the above would say Jeff Beck does it best. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots.
One to change the bulb,
one to say how much better Eric Clapton would have done it,
one to say how much better David Gilmour would have done it,
one to say how much better Mark Knopfler would have done it,
one to say how much better Gary Moore would have done it,
... you get the picture.
Then all the above would say Jeff Beck does it best."
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According to the 7 page directive on changing lightbulbs,from the HR department of my old company- At least 2. Any light bulb over shoulder height required 1 to hold the ladder and one to change the bulb. Preferably with a 3rd person guarding and controlling the mains switch. All should be wearing insulating gloves and footwear. As well as eye protection. Etc. Unless the lightbulbs were over 2.7m which then required a scaffold..... |
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How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
*Clears throat..... Excuse me, cats don’t change lightbulbs, people change light bulbs.
So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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