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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We’re all out of practice, so use this thread to practice your chat up routine, your ice breakers, your lines that work in the clubs etc.
Just pop in and try them out on the people you fancy.
I could do with some practice myself before I venture out in the real world.
“Dm open for any one to one tutorials. “
Enjoy forks.
*its a flirt thread in disguise ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B "
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation "
‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’
*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation
‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’
*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line..." m
Did he ask for an autograph? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”
There’s levels to this kinda shit!"
Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line...m
Did he ask for an autograph? "
. No.
I don't know in what universe he thought she'd find that appealing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line...m
Did he ask for an autograph?
. No.
I don't know in what universe he thought she'd find that appealing."
His. By the sounds of it he would have got an F- must try harder ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”
There’s levels to this kinda shit!
Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes. "
#Nextlevelshit! |
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"Sorry can I borrow your chair a minute, so I can see over the top of the bar
Quirky, I like it. B+ "
Maybe but also true sometimes, I do need a chair to see over the edge of the bar to order a drink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”
There’s levels to this kinda shit!
Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes.
#Nextlevelshit!"
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation "
I'm sold. Sounds ideal to me. The perfect chat up. And perfect outcome
(Though maybe without avocado. I'm from the North after all. It's a bit posh for me) |
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation
I'm sold. Sounds ideal to me. The perfect chat up. And perfect outcome
(Though maybe without avocado. I'm from the North after all. It's a bit posh for me) "
. There seems to be a bit of an avocado shortage round our way anyway. I was tempted to buy frozen yesterday! |
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"I make a very nice sandwich
Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B
Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation
‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’
*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial.
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Oh Jay! How could you? |
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