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over a year ago
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"Roll over, fart, then start snoring again i expect  "
Sorry to inform you but that’s applicable to both... only women do it in their sleep and us guys are just too polite to bring it up lol |
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"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???
Probably end it all after all I’ve been though  "
Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???
Probably end it all after all I’ve been though
Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!! "
Exactly   |
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Spend all morning in bed playing with myself ....
.... spend the afternoon out on a girly shopping trip - if I can find any shops that are left!’
.... get glammed up and have a lovely dinner date or girls night out
... spend some girly time with another lady ..or a gorgeous couple - who might actually be interested now!
R xx |
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Ask someone to put the kettle on.
Do a helicopter with my knob.
Bend over to see if I can lick it.
Put some very tight shorts on and go for a walk.
Go past the pub and shout alright m8!
Pick up a newspaper telling the shop owner that I had to get home as 'she' is just gettin' the breakfast to the table 'lazy cow' .....
Cross over the road without looking.
Walk through the front door mud all over the carpet.
Shout , 'The milk's out on the step!'
Flop into my big man chair.
Grab the remote n put the t.v. on.
Shout 'Bring me a lap tray love' .....
Read the paper back to front for the footy and races.
Turn on the telly and shout at Boris fucking Johnson
Extend one arm backwards to get breakfast without even acknowledging the server.
Feel sudden pain in back of head.
Whinge ..... 'what was that for?'
Mutter - fucking women are irrational.
Mush me egg up and sulk but still shout at Boris Johnson.
Put empty plate and tray on floor.
Fart
Laugh
Grin. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ask someone to put the kettle on.
Do a helicopter with my knob.
Bend over to see if I can lick it.
Put some very tight shorts on and go for a walk.
Go past the pub and shout alright m8!
Pick up a newspaper telling the shop owner that I had to get home as 'she' is just gettin' the breakfast to the table 'lazy cow' .....
Cross over the road without looking.
Walk through the front door mud all over the carpet.
Shout , 'The milk's out on the step!'
Flop into my big man chair.
Grab the remote n put the t.v. on.
Shout 'Bring me a lap tray love' .....
Read the paper back to front for the footy and races.
Turn on the telly and shout at Boris fucking Johnson
Extend one arm backwards to get breakfast without even acknowledging the server.
Feel sudden pain in back of head.
Whinge ..... 'what was that for?'
Mutter - fucking women are irrational.
Mush me egg up and sulk but still shout at Boris Johnson.
Put empty plate and tray on floor.
Fart
Laugh
Grin."
Thought long and hard about that one before huh??? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???
Probably end it all after all I’ve been though
Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!!
Exactly "
Doesn’t sound promising! May i ask why? |
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Might change my perspective on my own “performance”