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Lies, damn lies!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come up with a wildly fantastic piece of information about the person above you on the thread, the only condition is that it’s got to be a bunch of lies"
You said To me you wouldn’t post this thread!!!!!! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Come up with a wildly fantastic piece of information about the person above you on the thread, the only condition is that it’s got to be a bunch of lies
You said To me you wouldn’t post this thread!!!!!!"
The can of whipped cream is actually a prosthetic penis. It was attached after a freak motorboat accident, the freakish part was that he was parachuting at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them. "
she actually stole the hamsters |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them. "
Her avatar is an actual size photo. She is an avid Roald Dahl fan and sadly managed to recreate the Mike Teevee experiment |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Colgate was the first person to swim the channel naked three times in a row"
Tried to buy the patent for coffee cups, his plan was to change the name to piss pot and have it legally enforceable that people have to call them that, just for his own amusement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research
Thats better.. I Didn't actually cut my tongue, only lightly grazed it.  "
Ur not George u r Bob |
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"Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research
Thats better.. I Didn't actually cut my tongue, only lightly grazed it.
Ur not George u r Bob"
Bob Jetson???
I like it.
I feel a name change coming on. |
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy "
Should be renamed the instigator. |
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator. "
His blah blah and more blah on his profile is not true, it's only blah and blah |
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator. "
Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun  |
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator.
Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun "
Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator.
Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun
Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.
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Really good at typing on her phone |
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator.
Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun
Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.
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"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.
Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy
Should be renamed the instigator.
Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun
Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.
Really good at typing on her phone "
Tuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cherry on top is actually Allergic to cherries in fact she is allergic to anything red and if she eats anything red her right hand swells to the size of a watermelon!  |
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