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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post your willy size here

...and what cup size are your nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post your willy size here

...and what cup size are your nuts

20 inch willy. Soup bowl needed for my nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taff size

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

8 inches willy

D cup for my nuts

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

bookmarking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Post your willy size here

...and what cup size are your nuts

20 inch willy. Soup bowl needed for my nuts "

Crunchy nuts

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

I don't know my proper cup size. Maybe I should go to M&S and ask them to measure my balls?!

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *he HandiemanMan over a year ago

north west

Bout 7, dunno how to even measure the ball cup size haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taff size

Hello Taffy balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About an eighth of a sky remote and whatever cup is less than A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff size

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I don't know my proper cup size. Maybe I should go to M&S and ask them to measure my balls?!"

They measure in Fab inches. They add 4 to everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8 inches willy

D cup for my nuts

Bet that’s hard work carrying them around

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By *mcmMan over a year ago

Very truthful 6 inch and literally no idea about my ball size haha! Anyone specialise in this department feel free to let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

bookmarking "

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't know my proper cup size. Maybe I should go to M&S and ask them to measure my balls?!

They measure in Fab inches. They add 4 to everything

4 1/2 it is then!!lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This size ______________ and about that size () ()

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Length-6 and a half. girth 2. Cup N/A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve lost my tape measure message me if you want to measure me up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is the length of a peice of string with 2 good satsumas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No it’s a secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post your willy size here

...and what cup size are your nuts

20 inch willy. Soup bowl needed for my nuts

Crunchy nuts

The crunchiest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha. Big.

I only bring my nuts in the second date.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My balls are mouth size

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

6.5" willy and month size nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

180.975 millimetres

A good half handful when warm and doing their dangly hang.

Like two prunes shrinked wrapped in Nora Batty’s tights when cold or about to nut butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This size ______________ and about that size () () "
mmhaha. That’s actually really clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me get my micrometer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bout 7, dunno how to even measure the ball cup size haha"

I'd suggest the idea of water displacement. It's how you measure the volume of irregular objects. Just warm the water first or they'll shrivel

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Two hands in length and h cup nut size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry can't measure my cock can't find the sky remote well honestly can't find firestick remote and my balls are tucked away for the night

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"6.5" willy and month size nuts. "
. 30 or 31 millimetres?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is what it is, not small, not massive.

Nuts are like raisins

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Willy depends on how horny.

Nuts that make a squirrel smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Willy depends on how horny.

Nuts that make a squirrel smile."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is what it is, not small, not massive.

Nuts are like raisins"

I like raisins

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know my proper cup size. Maybe I should go to M&S and ask them to measure my balls?!"

I’ve done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is what it is, not small, not massive.

Nuts are like raisins

I like raisins

I dont like them being touched so you'd have to make do with the willy

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't know my proper cup size. Maybe I should go to M&S and ask them to measure my balls?!

I’ve done that

I imagine you got a better response than I would lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I couldn't find it to measure it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not as big as a sky remote.

Nuts size dunno never put a spanner on them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"About an eighth of a sky remote and whatever cup is less than A

I’ll try work it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This size ______________ and about that size () () "

I’ll go get my ruler

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Length-6 and a half. girth 2. Cup N/A"

Thank you a sensible answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6.5" willy and month size nuts. "

Month size chunky...is April or December

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My balls are mouth size "

Do they balance nicely on the chin as well

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

8.25" (Imperial)

20.955cm (Metric)

Cup size (to date from 0 action) 34C (roughly)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff size

Hello Taffy balls

"
hello you x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willy bigger than my hand, smaller than my foot

Balls bigger than a table tennis ball, smaller than a tennis ball.Or a table.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dinky Decker and a couple of Malteasers

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By *P994Man over a year ago

Travelling

My wiener is whatever the tape measure says plus 3 inches, I think that’s the fab way to do it

my bollocks are like apricot seeds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Length-6 and a half. girth 2. Cup N/A

Thank you a sensible answer

"
words don't always do things justice though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Less than UK average plus a wheelbarrow for my nuts

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Bout 7, dunno how to even measure the ball cup size haha"

A - Egg Cup

B - Tea Cup

C - Mug

D - Soup Bowl

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

It's long enough, just

A couple of egg tray sections will do for balls

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

There is a special medical device scale thingy for measuring balls.

Orchidometer.

And for cocks, I think they use a sky remote or can of Lynx

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