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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can't you be arsed to do today?
Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook  "
Like they say in the army - never volunteer!!
Wish I could say that I can’t be arsed, but this is a weekend when I’m raring to get things done.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week. "
Urgh such a chore!
I've got s coming through the concrete slab thingies - I definitely can't be arsed to do anything about that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What can't you be arsed to do today?
Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook
Like they say in the army - never volunteer!!
Wish I could say that I can’t be arsed, but this is a weekend when I’m raring to get things done. "
Can you cook?
If you can be a love and bring the roast beef with all the trimmings over - thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m full of beans this morning.
I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.
Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.
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Are they magic beans? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March? "
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.  |
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March?
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though. "
Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m full of beans this morning.
I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.
Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.
Are they magic beans?"
Well... every time you reply my stalk tingles so perhaps your bean is the magic one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March?
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.
Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment "
Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way |
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March?
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.
Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment
Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way "
Always ride on, in many things in life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m full of beans this morning.
I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.
Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.
Are they magic beans?
Well... every time you reply my stalk tingles so perhaps your bean is the magic one."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March?
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.
Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment
Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way
Always ride on, in many things in life"
I spend a long time bouncing up and down on it. |
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By *ritladMan
over a year ago
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"Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way "
Is that restricted to mowing lawns or that rule apply elsewhere in life? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s not like you OP, you’re usually incredibly motivated.
How very dare you
I hope this is a literal post with no hint of sarcasm!"
None whatsoever, take it at face value.
Kind regards |
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"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.
Who mows their lawn in March?
I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.
Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment
Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way
Always ride on, in many things in life
I spend a long time bouncing up and down on it. "
You can bounce up and down on me for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.
In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way
Is that restricted to mowing lawns or that rule apply elsewhere in life?"
It’s been so long since I’ve ridden or been ridden 
Riding along cutting grass is my only pleasure..... and lemon sponge puddings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice
Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping  "
I'm not that much of a bastard |
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"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice
Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping
I'm not that much of a bastard "
I know I was just joking but I got one. Do the shopping online. Then you can shop and perv on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice
Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping
I'm not that much of a bastard
I know I was just joking but I got one. Do the shopping online. Then you can shop and perv on here "
Or just drop her off then I'll wait on the carrack listening to the radio.
Just like my dad used to do |
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