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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Enough said ....

Googling - how can I shut the flipping thing up ....

Why you up so early ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoot it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t have a gun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Years ago I owned parrots. My next door neighbour had a cockerel.

One day they called round to complain that one of my parrots was waking them up early making cockerel noises.

I was like

.....well where do you think she's learned that from you Muppet!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Years ago I owned parrots. My next door neighbour had a cockerel.

One day they called round to complain that one of my parrots was waking them up early making cockerel noises.

I was like

.....well where do you think she's learned that from you Muppet!!!"

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Show it some parsnips and dangle a carrot at it threateningly. Mention Bisto a few times for good measure.

It’ll get the message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it your cockerel?

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Has anybody seen my cock?

https://youtu.be/ln4QojnG7G8

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

I can recommend cockerel stuffed with goats cheese and spring onions.

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By *oson-BlueCouple over a year ago

North Kent

Nobody likes being woken up so early by a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it your cockerel? "

My landlords. There is more than one. I think at 4 am they are auditioning for X factor and warming up the vocal chords.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black out blinds on it's hut?

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By *oldenskyWoman over a year ago

london

I have 4 birds and can’t hear myself think some days I made covers for the cages blackout material

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m having an afternoon nap because of that bloody bird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha someone down the road has one can hear it most mornings

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

The countryside alarm as morning breaks

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

Count your blessings.... Have you heard 2 Mastiffs and a pug snoring?

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