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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And he was learning about how to look after the animals.
“Just mop the floor in the aquarium and I will be back in a jiffy” said his boss.
So Paddy is mopping up and unfortunately knocks a tank over. There are fish flapping about all over and Paddy is panicking. Unfortunately all the fish die. So Paddy is panicking even more and decides to get rid of the evidence and throws the dead fish into the new lions cage. After a bit of tidying he is out of the woods.
He is then sent to tranquilize the orangutans ready to move them to another pen, but cocks up the dose and accidentally kills them all.
Panicking he will lose his job, he drags them to the new lions cage and throws them in to hide the evidence.
Finally he moves to the apiary and again ends up having a mishap with mixing the smoker up with a pesticide and killing all the bees. There are that many he panics and tramples them all underfoot so they take up less space and again, gets rid of the evidence in the new lions cage.
Nightfalls and the zookeepers close up for the night and all the animals are talking to each other.
“So how was your first day?” Said an old Lion to the new one.
“Well I don’t think much to the accommodation, but the menu is fantastic. Today I had Fish, Chimps and mushy bees.....”
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