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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
Tell a lie about the poster above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He likes to run into retirement homes and flash the old ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He likes to run into retirement homes and flash the old ladies"
She hangs bags of dog poo on gates in the countryside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the nobel prize for best scone baking |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the nobel prize for best scone baking "
Has a glass eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dresses hamsters up as characters from The Simpsons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Films the hamster simpson episodes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually the only poet laureate with 1 eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works for the fbi |
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Is a Morris Dancer at the weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for the fbi"
Speaks extremely clear and coherent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for the fbi"
works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down
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"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down"
Sleeps in a hammock every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down
Sleeps in a hammock every night"
Are the hide and seek world champions (profile hidden) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down
Sleeps in a hammock every night"
Are the hide and seek world champions (profile hidden) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once streaked at murrayfield |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once streaked at murrayfield"
Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keeps telling everyone she’s Irish |
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"Once streaked at murrayfield
Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit. "
Holds the record for most packed of Cheese and Onion Taytos eaten in a 24 hour period |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Related to Robin Hood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once streaked at murrayfield
Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit.
Holds the record for most packed of Cheese and Onion Taytos eaten in a 24 hour period "
Actually almost true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ussr name was meant to be chitty chitty bang bang |
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"Ussr name was meant to be chitty chitty bang bang "
Once ran on to the pitch at the Hawthorns bollock naked holding a pic of Liz Hurley singing I love you baby |
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Once bowled a maiden over...at Lords |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented the Wonderbra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collects bowler hats"
Owns a herd of Goats. |
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Keeps a goat in the living room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeps a goat in the living room"
Dreams about milking goats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is ranked 37 in the World at Strip Poker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is ranked 37 in the World at Strip Poker"
Is never happy |
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Was recruited at Oxford university to become a spy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is Banksy |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Was recruited at Oxford university to become a spy"
Paints one toe nail with a smiley face.
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Is actually one of Jesus's deciples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reheats fish in the office microwave  |
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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Is actually one of Jesus's deciples "
She teaches pasta making at collage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually one of Jesus's deciples
She teaches pasta making at collage "
Wears a fishnet one-piece under his work clothes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drives a vintage tractor |
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Got sacked for stealing currents out of the buns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drives a vintage tractor "
Makes bath bombs with sn earwax melt in the centre
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rollerblades naked singing old spice girls songs every 2nd Friday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a sweaty top lip fetish |
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As a birthmark shaped like a penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is really an angel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won Miss Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once got lost in Legoland and smashed a plastic castle to escape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is one of snow-whites 7 dwarfs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parked bicycles in he’s crack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes shopping on a pogo stick"
Not Irish but great Craic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction! |
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"Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction! "
Secretly has a vagina installed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Auditioned for Top Gear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction!
Secretly has a vagina installed "
Has two identical bums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Auditioned for Top Gear"
Eats his own scabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a pet sardine call Trevor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His belt is made from the dried tongues of his enemies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a pet sardine call Trevor"
Lives in hotels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a pet sardine call Trevor
Lives in hotels "
Never wears socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He ate Trevor with a bag of chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats fish and chips with chopsticks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Extra salt and vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has fake tattoos . |
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"Eats fish and chips with chopsticks "
Thinks the box his fish and chips comes in is edible so eats that too. |
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"Has fake tattoos . "
Hates anything new and unusual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watched the film seven without seeing the first 6 before... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watched the film seven without seeing the first 6 before..."
Drinks Sophies bathwater |
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Bathes in custard to stay looking young |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bathes in custard to stay looking young"
Hates custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinks shes a Womble! |
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Has a dress made of liquorice all-sorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Studied origami at Cambridge University |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears Cuban heels now a stetson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proper minger  |
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Had his penis eaten by a butterfly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not handy at all "
Was ginger spices stunt double |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not handy at all
Was ginger spices stunt double "
Tiddly wink champion 2016 |
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Hungary hippo world champion 2017 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluffer for hardcore anal porn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back crack and sack waxer"
Wears disgarded wax strips as a merkin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Puts butter on fish fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back crack and sack waxer
Wears disgarded wax strips as a merkin"
She’s second in line for Chancellor of the Exchequer |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Paid the bar bill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has no teeth |
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Collects body hair to make new wigs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mills and Boon writer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came second in 2004 Grand National |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mills and Boon writer"
Actually owns a Ferrari Testarossa |
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Played an extra in the Peep Show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vegetarian |
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Is too fussy about what he’s looking for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is too fussy about what he’s looking for. "
Bridget Jones’ long forgotten sister who was cut from the films  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owns 27 pairs of Doc Martens boots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stamp collecting couple"
2020 world belly dancing champion
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is called one wink because he only has one eye. The other was lost playing poker with a crazed accountant called Neville. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can't pole dance at all...It's true |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
poodle hair as a merkin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago
Northwest |
Hates the sight of a hair brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uses L'Oréal.mskeup |
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
Newcastle |
He watches 90’s karate films surrounded by a selection of crisps & calls himself “Snackie Chan” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has really bad Agoraphobia"
He was on the TV programme Who do you think you are and found out he was related to Dick Turpin Highwayman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Appeared in the tv series heartbeat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Appeared in the tv series heartbeat "
Part time cowboy, part time chef |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach |
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"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach"
Has a severe phobia of all head coverings, I mean hats send him screaming for his mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach"
was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner"
Sells crabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach
Has a severe phobia of all head coverings, I mean hats send him screaming for his mum. "
Run a fancy dress shop that supplies Mr Benn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came first in the lovely cock competion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner
Sells crabs "
came 2nd in a spelin contest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Came first in the lovely cock competion "
is now on my Xmas card list  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Makes mango worm omelettes |
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By *newinkMan
over a year ago
Durham |
Steals teeth from nursing homes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Steals teeth from nursing homes"
Wears a fur coat in the summer and calls himself susie |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Uses duck tap and gravy powder to augment a nice cleavage |
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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Uses duck tap and gravy powder to augment a nice cleavage "
Works in our local londis supermarket |
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Steals his mother-in-Law's stockings to wank in  |
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Works at a toll bridge in the booth and flashes people in yellow vans, DHL have banned there drivers from crossing because of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once Fucked Meghan Markle up the arse while watching Match of the Day |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Used their nether regions to separate egg whites from the yolk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used their nether regions to separate egg whites from the yolk"
Preferred lubricant of choice: _olgate |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Bathed in cinnamon and paint stripper to fend off the ravages of time |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
He likes to torment little rabbits.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He has never seen the Star Wars movies as he is a big Star Trek fan. |
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Trained to be a nun and is very shy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a hi-vis fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has colour coordinated carpet and curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has appeared on Baywatch as Pamela Anderson body double. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the smallest boobs in the northern hemisphere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hates button down shirts.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nobody's worse nightmare |
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By *r G888Man
over a year ago
south Wales |
Doesn't own see through boxers!!
Where can I get a pair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not lovehoney
He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Not lovehoney
He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol"
Has a dirty dick |
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By *newinkMan
over a year ago
Durham |
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By *r G888Man
over a year ago
south Wales |
"Not lovehoney
He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol"
I won't be buying a pair of those |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Has 4 Christian names....Gareth Harold Bartholemew Lawrence but is usually called Gary Harry Barry Larry |
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Once got locked in IKEA over night searching for Narnia in the wardrobes |
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By *roticusCouple
over a year ago
Porthmadog |
Is in the Guiness Book of Records for speed knitting. Three scarves in 17 minutes 42 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has done a advert for sudocream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is only capable of growing a soul patch, the rest is sharpie and camera angles |
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"Is only capable of growing a soul patch, the rest is sharpie and camera angles"
is a host at one of gorden Ramseys exclusive restaurants thats actually a swingers club for the elite
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They hided for 7 days in a swinger club for their honey moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aime le cul sec et la clavicule de genoux |
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"Aime le cul sec et la clavicule de genoux "
Drives a Pontiac Transam and hates fiat's with a passion.
Also allergic to watermelon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wipes her bum on the carpet after a poo, like you see dogs do when they have an itchy bum.
She also licks the air whilst doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wipes her bum on the carpet after a poo, like you see dogs do when they have an itchy bum.
She also licks the air whilst doing it"
She walked the entire length of the Great Wall of China in a day. |
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Represented her country in the cheese rolling championships |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Produce breast milk for a famous chocolate factory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ditto "
He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ditto
He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy. "
Sang backing vocals on Uptown Funk |
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Once at every Pringle on the shelf in Tesco and repeatedly shouted "once you pop you can't stop" at security whilst throwing the empty tubes to fend them away |
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over a year ago
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"Ditto
He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy.
Sang backing vocals on Uptown Funk"
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