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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When writing my CV for work I’ve embellished the truth or spun bad habits so they sound good.

I was wondering what bad Fab habits could be spun.

For example:

“I’m always punctual” - I cum in 90 seconds without fail.

“Great observational skills” - I’m a voyeur

“I have a massive cock” - I am a massive cock

So Fab-hivemind. What other bad habits could be spun well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faults - perfectionist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Excellent at multitasking - can Fab with one hand whilst doing PPT presentation with the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work well with others - participated in gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Focused - on my own orgasm

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Excellent communication skills - can send

1, 2, or even 3 word messages

U ok

How r u

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Good telephone manner......phone wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work well In a team - 3somes or more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ambitious - when told “no” will continue to message in the hope they will change their mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great oral skills....chatting shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good concentration... On other things so I don't cum too quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Proactive - only gets sex with hookers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Creative and innovative... have you seen the shit on my profile?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Presentable and smart - wearing sexy underwear

Good with people - submissive obedient

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show great enthusiasm - will put you off with my clinginess

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Good at PowerPoint presentations.... Fancy way of showing of your pics

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Works well alone - fiendish masturbator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick learner - now please show me where the clitoris is

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Flexible with hours required - enjoys being kept back after office hours

Accommodating- always happy to lend a hand

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Excellent attention to detail - pedestrian and laborious sexual technique

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Always ready during office hours- not available any other time as my wife would find out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoys nature and the countryside - goes dogging every Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gregarious - trying to fuck all of Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes cinema and theatre- porn addict.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tech savvy.........can copy n paste

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Willing to travel...hopes to mix business with pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Great with Windows - to leg it out of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interested in current affairs - wants to fuck Pritti Patel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Comfortable with Mac- to flash at passers by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talented musician - plays the pink oboe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good oral skills. Needs no explanation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willing to work overtime - want to fuck the boss on her desk

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Good at rapport building...weighs up potentials for out of office frolics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Able to handle heavy workload - can take a lot of cock at one time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes the extra mile - will travel anywhere for sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work well under pressure - get rock hard when someone sits on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Flexible approach - I can’t get hard

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m good at giving orgasms - I wank a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm amazing at sex.......I always cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inclusive... Not fussy, lacking standards and will shag anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very forward thinking - wondering what my evening meal will be during sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Activist........actively meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skilled lover... One trick pony at best. Absolutely awful at worst.

Your pleasure is my pleasure.. You're going to have to fake your orgasm or get bored waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very polite and amiable - will get on my knees if I like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Positive outlook - says yes to anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks outside the box - kinky fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well-read.: well, I read your age range and nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hobbies- semi pro golfer: I struggle to get wood

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Respectful

Will agree with everything in the hope of getting a shag

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By *obwhateverMan over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Familiar with video conferencing

*can film myself knocking one out over cam chat

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Tenacious/persistent: will message every day demanding a shag

Creative: profile is a complete work of fiction

Good with numbers: has sent the same message to 23,728 people

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

Happy to work independently - Will wank over your pics but never message you.

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

Computer literate - I can send you a message that just says, "Hi!"

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By *ersey GirlCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Patient- can do corner time for as long as necessary

Go that extra mile- can rim like a champ

Good time keeping- tasks are always completed on time

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By *londie8399Couple over a year ago

blackpool

Good at multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent attention to detail - will always notice the outline of a cock in tight pants.

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