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Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.
Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........
So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.
Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...
Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........
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"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.
Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........
So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.
Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...
Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........
Ta. Be kind. "
6 has always been my lucky number |
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"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.
Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........
So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.
Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...
Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........
Ta. Be kind.
6 has always been my lucky number"
One third of the Devil or German for sex.... |
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"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.
Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........
So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.
Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...
Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........
Ta. Be kind. "
Surely 42, The Meaning of Life. (Thank you Douglas Adams for your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy). |
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"8
That’s how many pumps I’d give you granny before I blew my beans  "
8 is the race track of infinity and that is how long our love will last......awwwww
either that or 8 is your bollocks before pumping the breath out of me......
I'd prob die with ecstacy at 4. 2 ! |
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"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.
Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........
So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.
Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...
Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........
Ta. Be kind.
Surely 42, The Meaning of Life. (Thank you Douglas Adams for your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)."
Don't call me Shirley. ( thank you airplane ) |
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I believe 7 is a really popular so if you should win you may have to share some of your fortune. You wouldn’t want that would you 
I’d say 34 who would ever want that number ...it’s so boring and I doubt many would want it  |
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"13
So so so so mean Cede........
It's actually my favourite number  "
Me too. 13 and 7. Then any odd number although 2 is OK. Its an even number but its ok |
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"7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip
Thanks Tony..... if I win you can have a lucky dip in Peach's box 
 well well well! "
I'm so sad Granny-Crumpet did'nt win  |
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"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win
Those few seconds are worth the pound "
Can I give you a pound for a few seconds? |
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"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win
Those few seconds are worth the pound
Can I give you a pound for a few seconds?"
For you Sammy it's free |
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"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win
Those few seconds are worth the pound
Can I give you a pound for a few seconds?
For you Sammy it's free "
I wasn’t referring to a monetary pound... |
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"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please "
I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....
Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs... |
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A chap I know won the Lottery, his wife said,
‘ What shall I do with the begging letters?’
He said,
‘Keep sending them’.
That is a true story, he’s a salt of the earth kinda bloke and he hasn’t changed a bit, if someone didn’t tell you he was a Lottery winner you would never know. |
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"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please
I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....
Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs..."
Aww bless, but it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.
(Hides behind the sofa) lol |
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"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please
I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....
Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs..."
But granny, you have something that no money can buy. My love  |
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"I got a lucky dip tho.........
Fingers crossed !
Guy I worked with got a lucky dip won 1.2 million so good luck  "
Justin! How lovely. Just for that - If I do win you can have a fumble in Peach's box tooooo |
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"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please
I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....
Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs...
But granny, you have something that no money can buy. My love "
Yeah! That's right and when I am rich, I will have your body too ..... ( love thing that I can't do ) ( bendy fingers type shape ) |
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"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please
I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....
Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs...
Aww bless, but it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.
(Hides behind the sofa) lol"
No Tony, No...... it's not the taking part.... Tell that to Donald Trump  |
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