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If this was on Twitter I’d expect people to say ‘she’s not gonna shag you mate” but as this is Fab, and a fuck site, she actually might!
Good luck my friend, I hope she sees this thread!  |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? 
And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too  "
ok, so it's pretty straight. It has been broken once though.... |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was"
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange "
this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right?
And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too
My brain auto corrected that to strongest "
You were a step ahead KinkyLips, foreseeing what was the intended message : ) |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on..."
Get the x-rays out |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on..."
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right?
And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too
My brain auto corrected that to strongest
You were a step ahead KinkyLips, foreseeing what was the intended message : )"
I will take that and say it is…. More the fact I don’t pay attention to what I’m reading |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out"
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that "
only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection "
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding "
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though  .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that
only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist..."
Then you'll have thorns to contend with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
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Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe. |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist..."
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that
only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Then you'll have thorns to contend with."
I am very thick skinned .
Pain is weakness leaving the body....or arthritis... I forget which these days
Either way I guess I shall spend the evening horny or thorny... |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe."
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much "
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe."
only 20 kg... my boots weigh more than that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally "
you want what where? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower"
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in "
I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower"
I think you need to share your ball sketch with the class |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
I think you need to share your ball sketch with the class"
oh do you now ..... |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally you want what where?"
Haha that was meant for the lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes"
You crack far too easily  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally you want what where?
Haha that was meant for the lady "
I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest |
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily "
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours.... |
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours...."
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : ) |
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally you want what where?
Haha that was meant for the lady I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest"
I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see |
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" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...
Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )"
aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally you want what where?
Haha that was meant for the lady I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest
I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see "
do I win a prize for actually convincing a beautiful lady to ask to see my penis... |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend"
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted 
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful. |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful."
my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
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"I have the strangest bones right now
That would be your thigh bone right? damn auto carrots...
It's would make walking tricky if it was
Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....
It's killed the erection I may have been working on...
Get the x-rays out
He needs a splint on the femur and the erection
I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding
Hmm not sure I’m that kind though .
Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end! no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.
I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally you want what where?
Haha that was meant for the lady I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest
I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see do I win a prize for actually convincing a beautiful lady to ask to see my penis..."
If it looks like a “normal” penis I will be very disappointed |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
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Have you only one arm? |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
Have you only one arm? "
nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck... |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
Have you only one arm? nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck..."
Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
Have you only one arm? nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck...
Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable "
hence 6 months of blue balls... |
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"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much
I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower
Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....
But yes
You crack far too easily
you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....
You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.
I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .
Also
What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend
All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted
Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...
I think I have cracked it tonight though......
Have you only one arm? nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck...
Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable hence 6 months of blue balls..."
I now have sympathy for those blue balls |
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"Kinky lips, one of the most stunning if not THE most stunning women on here.
She's definitely in the top 5 but if say she without a doubt has the best tits"
She has been at the top of my hotlist for ages, glad she is active after a short break. |
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I'm gonna throw "sassycitygirl" into the ring for best lips. There's a pic on her profile that you could sell in the shops - one of those classics like the tennis player scratching her arse. It's the most dirty looking face I've ever seen - screaming sex, honestly something to be seen!! |
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that "
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ? "
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ?
Always welcome to any party "
Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair. |
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ?
Always welcome to any party
Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair. "
I asked first |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ?
Always welcome to any party
Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.
I asked first "
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ?
Always welcome to any party
Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.
I asked first "
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"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party
If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.
Now that is fashionably late!
Why didn’t I think of that
Please may I come ?
Always welcome to any party
Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.
I asked first
If you bring cake you are at the front of the queue "
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