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Naked Chinese for the not so posh one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Evening loungers.
Me mate NSP needs some smiles so here I am  I've created quite the concept off the back of our decision to order a Chinese for dinner, cos well, it's been a tough old day!
So I've a curiosity...
A question...
What's your favourite dish from the Chinese? And whom would you like to feed it to you in the buff? Anyone at all but the more numerous your answer, the better!
Don't let me down...
Make her laugh!
Lu  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?
And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters
Erm..
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I'm naked."
All the batter ... er ... better |
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"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?
And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters
Erm..
...
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I'm naked.
All the batter ... er ... better"
Don't start her off Jennie.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo id have a chicken chow main fed to me by a naked Rihanna while a naked Anna Kendrick fans me and feeds me the occasional spring roll and prawn cracker 
Think cleopatra with grapes youll be on the right lines, instead it's Martyn with Chinese oh and not forgetting an erection  "
Handy for storing the pineapple fritters! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, Haze, Ivy.
You ladies have got it on the brain.
Chinese that is...... 
You. Come and feed me your balls please
Battered or unbattered?? "
Unbattered. But give me a spank or two |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?
And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters
Erm..
...
...
I'm naked.
All the batter ... er ... better"
Why Jennie.... ok then. I'll need warming up |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?
And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters
Erm..
...
...
I'm naked.
All the batter ... er ... better
Don't start her off Jennie..... "
She didn't. You started me off.... she's just taking advantage  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet  "
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet "
Fuck.
I was honestly expecting you to call for me with prawn toast! But to be fair, that might distract Tom. |
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"Oooo id have a chicken chow main fed to me by a naked Rihanna while a naked Anna Kendrick fans me and feeds me the occasional spring roll and prawn cracker
Think cleopatra with grapes youll be on the right lines, instead it's Martyn with Chinese oh and not forgetting an erection
Handy for storing the pineapple fritters!"
As long as they arent to hot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Fuck.
I was honestly expecting you to call for me with prawn toast! But to be fair, that might distract Tom."
Tom's a grower not a shower.
Youre all welcome round mine to join in, I did say it was all that you can eat |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!
(I know, I am being greedy)!  "
Oooh.... good call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then "
Bring the three off you round ASAP |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then
Bring the three off you round ASAP "
Incoming..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!
(I know, I am being greedy)!
Oooh.... good call "
Now, Mike, is that cucumber or are you just happy I am here! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth
Oh yes please. Share?
Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two "
This should not be such a tough choice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then
Bring the three off you round ASAP "
Feeling very slightly intimidated |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then
Bring the three off you round ASAP
Feeling very slightly intimidated "
We will look after you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then
Bring the three off you round ASAP
Feeling very slightly intimidated
We will look after you "
That's what intimidates me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet
Dammit.
I'll take Jennie and Jetson then
Bring the three off you round ASAP
Feeling very slightly intimidated
We will look after you
That's what intimidates me"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth
Oh yes please. Share?
Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two
This should not be such a tough choice!"
I’ll share him with you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth
Oh yes please. Share?
Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two
This should not be such a tough choice!
I’ll share him with you "
Deal |
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I wouldn't mind sucking on a sticky rib either
