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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? |
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over a year ago
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
Where have you been looking? Waitrose always has it.
Sound delicious, can I get a just eat? |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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I tried a “vegan chorizo” recipe my friends had been raving about.
I shouldn’t have.
It has scarred me for life. 
It should be hiding in a takeaway tub in my fridge somewhere...
As for your -proper, I hope!- chorizo, hopefully it is sitting at the back of the fridge? Hopefully not frozen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an in-joke with someone who has either stunk it up his jacksy, or their (or your) front bottom, isn’t it?
Where could it be?!? "
Stunk!? That’s an apt autocarrot!!
*stuck |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be?
Where have you been looking? Waitrose always has it.
Sound delicious, can I get a just eat?"
I could go to Waitrose but it requires me wearing a bra... that's a lot of effort. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I tried a “vegan chorizo” recipe my friends had been raving about.
I shouldn’t have.
It has scarred me for life.
It should be hiding in a takeaway tub in my fridge somewhere...
As for your -proper, I hope!- chorizo, hopefully it is sitting at the back of the fridge? Hopefully not frozen! "
It is the proper chorizo stuff, I shelled out a proper penny for it. And now I can't find it behind all the spinach and feta and creme fraiche (that sounds better than smoothies and chocolates).
Vegan chorizo, and I'm sorry to those vegans I like, sounds absolutely disgusting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm. What a pickle. Is it behind that?
In order to categorise your search, you should organise the three shelves in the pantry into sections (for this purpose, we'll call them classes).
I assume the lower one is functional so we'll call that the working class.
Have you tried the upper and middle ones? Maybe it's fallen from the top one and is stuck between the upper and middle.
Judged by the list of items in your pantry, I'd say it could easily be in the upper-middle class. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be?
Where have you been looking? Waitrose always has it.
Sound delicious, can I get a just eat?
I could go to Waitrose but it requires me wearing a bra... that's a lot of effort. "
They do a click and collect where they deliver to your car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
Could you be any more middle class. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"I tried a “vegan chorizo” recipe my friends had been raving about.
I shouldn’t have.
It has scarred me for life.
It should be hiding in a takeaway tub in my fridge somewhere...
As for your -proper, I hope!- chorizo, hopefully it is sitting at the back of the fridge? Hopefully not frozen!
It is the proper chorizo stuff, I shelled out a proper penny for it. And now I can't find it behind all the spinach and feta and creme fraiche (that sounds better than smoothies and chocolates).
Vegan chorizo, and I'm sorry to those vegans I like, sounds absolutely disgusting."
It was!! haha
Spinach and feta.. spanakopita.... mmm...
Better get on with my run. Bon appetit!   |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This is an in-joke with someone who has either stunk it up his jacksy, or their (or your) front bottom, isn’t it?
Where could it be?!? "
No it's not, I really wish I had chorizo and someone stuck it up their "jacket for me" now though. As it is I have neither chorizo or a man filled with it. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hmmm. What a pickle. Is it behind that?
In order to categorise your search, you should organise the three shelves in the pantry into sections (for this purpose, we'll call them classes).
I assume the lower one is functional so we'll call that the working class.
Have you tried the upper and middle ones? Maybe it's fallen from the top one and is stuck between the upper and middle.
Judged by the list of items in your pantry, I'd say it could easily be in the upper-middle class. "
This is the sort of easy to follow logic the forum needs. I knew I could count on your classifying credentials.
I shall scout the upper middle class and see if I can find my much needed chorizo. |
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
I bought some yesterday in M&S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
I have some in my fridge, bought it an hour ago, gonna make cheese and chorizo twist |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Did the chorizo make it home from the shops?
Have you checked the car, in case it rolled out?
If you go to Waitrose to get some more you will definitely find the one you already have.
Enjoy.
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Did the chorizo make it home from the shops?
Have you checked the car, in case it rolled out?
If you go to Waitrose to get some more you will definitely find the one you already have.
Enjoy.
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I've checked the car and I've found my collection of Costa coffee cups. Now I'm a slob who doesn't own chorizo. Clearly not as middle class as I thought.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Did the chorizo make it home from the shops?
Have you checked the car, in case it rolled out?
If you go to Waitrose to get some more you will definitely find the one you already have.
Enjoy.
I've checked the car and I've found my collection of Costa coffee cups. Now I'm a slob who doesn't own chorizo. Clearly not as middle class as I thought. "
Call the collection an art installation and middle class credentials restored.
Have you got some Nduja in a jar you could use as a substitute flavour?
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x"
Caldo Verde! My favourite 
Good chourizo is mandatory. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory."
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now! "
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping!  |
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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
it will be in the last place you look, so try to look there first |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping! "
I'm buying a Portuguese Chorizo next week and may attempt this actually! Been a long time. Can't forget the bread rolls too |
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"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping!
I'm buying a Portuguese Chorizo next week and may attempt this actually! Been a long time. Can't forget the bread rolls too "
Meli- you want me to kidney punch him? |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping!
I'm buying a Portuguese Chorizo next week and may attempt this actually! Been a long time. Can't forget the bread rolls too
Meli- you want me to kidney punch him? "
So tempting but I know what a good wistful reminisce about epic food is like so leave the dad dancer be. |
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"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping!
I'm buying a Portuguese Chorizo next week and may attempt this actually! Been a long time. Can't forget the bread rolls too
Meli- you want me to kidney punch him?
So tempting but I know what a good wistful reminisce about epic food is like so leave the dad dancer be."
Okaaaaaaaaaay
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There's a lovely looking recipe for Caldo Verde in the guardian today. That doesn't help you but hey chorizo x
Caldo Verde! My favourite
Good chourizo is mandatory.
And a soft, Portuguese bread roll to dip in it as the icing on the cake.
Fuck...i'm hungry now!
Another thing I can't make. Chillout, you're not helping!
I'm buying a Portuguese Chorizo next week and may attempt this actually! Been a long time. Can't forget the bread rolls too
Meli- you want me to kidney punch him?
So tempting but I know what a good wistful reminisce about epic food is like so leave the dad dancer be."
Aww thanks. I'll send a picture of the finished product |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What have you cooked since you bought it? Could it have been used already but forgotten it got used already?
I piss myself off when I do that. "
Hmmm. No; I've definitely not used it and the other half is very much a meat and two veg sort so wouldn't have touched it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s plan B?
Well I've found umami paste and as inspired by Lickety some 'Nduja paste. It won't quite be the same but I guess I'll cope."
Sounds good to me. I’ll bring wine |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have you looked in your freezer _eli?
That’s the sort of thing my absentminded self does sometimes xx"
I checked my freezer, no luck sadly, Henriette. If I send you a crying audio you know the lack of chorizo has got to me. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What’s plan B?
Well I've found umami paste and as inspired by Lickety some 'Nduja paste. It won't quite be the same but I guess I'll cope."
You are the first person to take my recipe advice. 
When you buy another Chorizo and then find the other one, please let me know.
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Meli, I may know where it is let me ask a certain lady I am sure she may have taken it "
Please may you ask her
a) for my chorizo back
and
b) tell her I need her chaotic, basic bitch energy back in my life.
Thank you Moreno. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Meli... lost sausage... my first thoughts are have you looked in your vag?"
Cobwebbed over Sam.
Cob. Webbed. Over.
So much so that if I try and do the pull my pants down Saturday an avalanche of cobwebs will come tumbling out. Sorry my beautiful friend. |
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"Meli, I may know where it is let me ask a certain lady I am sure she may have taken it
Please may you ask her
a) for my chorizo back
and
b) tell her I need her chaotic, basic bitch energy back in my life.
Thank you Moreno. "
For you Meli consider it done and please call me Martyn x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tonight I have a craving for a very garlicky, chorizo laden chicken and rice concoction (I know, I know it's not a paella).
I can't find the bleedin' chorizo though, where could it be? "
oops ! I think I used it to make my chicken and chorizo risotto.
Sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meli... lost sausage... my first thoughts are have you looked in your vag?
Cockwebbed over Sam.
Cock. Webbed. Over.
So much so that if I try and do the pull my pants down Saturday an avalanche of cockwebs will come tumbling out. Sorry my beautiful friend."
I’ve never heard it called that before.
Reckon it has a lovely aroma when it comes tumbling out... |
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