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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?"
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate |
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate "
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate "
Up yer bum Missus  |
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate
Up yer bum Missus "
Oh Alice, it's been ages since you've said that to me it made me go awwwwwww |
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over a year ago
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate "
God I love your posts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate "
What a beautiful horny comment xx  |
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate
Up yer bum Missus
Oh Alice, it's been ages since you've said that to me it made me go awwwwwww"
I've got a way with words |
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate "
Lol. I started at the bottom of the thread and saw this. Said; I bet that’s _rincess peach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op - she may want to know if you're going in dry, lube or plenty of fingers play first.
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And don't forget to bring her flowers.
Lube aye but not flowers. It's not a date lol"
And he wonders why he’s not enjoyed a lady’s ass..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You might need to offer a jam doughnut or something
Ring doughnut, surely?
Not if it's rag week, that's normally the reason for bum sex innit. My womb is falling out ma fanny but you can stick it in my dirtbox if yer desperate
Lol. I started at the bottom of the thread and saw this. Said; I bet that’s _rincess peach "
Haha I always know it’s her when I scroll that way  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Op - she may want to know if you're going in dry, lube or plenty of fingers play first.
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And don't forget to bring her flowers.
Lube aye but not flowers. It's not a date lol
And he wonders why he’s not enjoyed a lady’s ass....."
Maybe he hasn't realized where the flowers go afterwards. |
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"Op - she may want to know if you're going in dry, lube or plenty of fingers play first.
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And don't forget to bring her flowers.
Lube aye but not flowers. It's not a date lol
And he wonders why he’s not enjoyed a lady’s ass.....
Maybe he hasn't realized where the flowers go afterwards. "
In a vase?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sounds like I've been let off with buying a lot of jam donuts in the past, does this mean I'm going get dry bummed with extra talc one day because of karma and all that hahaha |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"The op is unable to respond on this thread as he's inundated with begging messages from women right now
I am not so sure as he hasn't confirmed about the donuts."
Got to be Krispy Kremes, surely?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^^^ He’d love to fuck a girl up the ass
^^^He's back for more!
I wish someone had told me I needed to bring doughnuts now  "
This us a thread im willing to sleep.over and watch |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it"
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?! |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!"
The way to a girls bum is......... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
The way to a girls bum is........."
That way.... |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
The way to a girls bum is........."
I prefer an egg custard, myself |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
The way to a girls bum is.........
I prefer an egg custard, myself "
Oooo nice. |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!"
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
The way to a girls bum is.........
That way...."
a side line in jam donuts is in order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim "
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
The way to a girls bum is.........
That way....
a side line in jam donuts is in order "
I prefer chocolate twix maltesers mars bar... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim "
Love them xx |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty "
I read that as you want a vanilla slice in your arse.
Kinky girl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might not have experience with a woman's ass but I do guys. I do top aswel just not a fan of it but I'm good at it. Is there any difference? "
The reacharound. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls  never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go... |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim "
Pfffft you ain't lived til you've shed tears coz the only bit of jam blobbed out your doughnut and landed in your tits. |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty "
Oooooooft, well. They're sticky. And creamy. And yummy. And  |
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"I might not have experience with a woman's ass but I do guys. I do top aswel just not a fan of it but I'm good at it. Is there any difference? "
Op from what I'm reading your best way forward is anything confectionary based to see maximum results, that little box will soon be yellow |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty
I read that as you want a vanilla slice in your arse.
Kinky girl. "
Nooooo. What kinda girl do you think I am |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty
I read that as you want a vanilla slice in your arse.
Kinky girl.
Nooooo. What kinda girl do you think I am "
Certainly not 'vanilla' |
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
Pfffft you ain't lived til you've shed tears coz the only bit of jam blobbed out your doughnut and landed in your tits. "
Oh! I've lived alright. Sainsbury's selling off trolley on a Saturday. I like to really throw caution to the wind, fly by the seat of my pants etc  |
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over a year ago
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Lol great comment
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
I’ve never tried a vanilla slice. What are they like?
I’ve had my arse fucked a plenty "
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go..."
I’ve got an apricot Danish pastry and I’m not body type prejudiced if that’s any good to you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about a donut? I don't get it
I was saying you may need to offer something other than a dick in the bum, especially from someone that's not experienced with women.
Jam doughnut seemed like a reasonable offer, who doesn't like a jam doughnut?!
People who are allergic to jam? Or donuts? I mean, I'm more of a vanilla slice gal myself. Hence why I'm not slim
Pfffft you ain't lived til you've shed tears coz the only bit of jam blobbed out your doughnut and landed in your tits. "
Mine are now big enough to catch things. Good job I’ve got a stain removing spray. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go..."
I think he used to write for 'Mills & Boon' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x "
No Mary Shelley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go...
I think he used to write for 'Mills & Boon' "
Mills n boon sold, I'm thinking this not so much |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x "
Is it to be or not to be?
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That is the question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now 
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now "
But no flowers. He made that clear. |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
But no flowers. He made that clear. "
Well that’s just substandard |
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"I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go...
I’ve got an apricot Danish pastry and I’m not body type prejudiced if that’s any good to you? "
Make it a cinnamon swirl and you've got yourself a deal |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube. "
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy |
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over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy "
Gods own lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
But no flowers. He made that clear.
Well that’s just substandard "
We tried to tell him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy "
Nope. He promised us lube |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube "
Amen |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy "
He's never tried anal before, so he's better off using lube.
Just my opinion, of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen "
Praise be can I get an hallelujah |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube "
But no flowers  |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube "
But still no flowers, doesn’t he know some girls prefer flowers to lube.... a rookie mistake |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"I'm so dissapointed your not taking applications from us fat girls never have I ever heard such and eloquent and generous offer as to put yourself out so selflessly and offer to give fucking a (slim) girls arse a go...
I’ve got an apricot Danish pastry and I’m not body type prejudiced if that’s any good to you?
Make it a cinnamon swirl and you've got yourself a deal "
Just nipping out to the Happy Shopper to see if they’ve got any......I’ll be back cinnaminute |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube
But no flowers "
No flowers no anal |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah "
Sweet Jesus hallelujah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube
But still no flowers, doesn’t he know some girls prefer flowers to lube.... a rookie mistake "
Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve foregone the lube..... never the flowers and donuts though. |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube
But still no flowers, doesn’t he know some girls prefer flowers to lube.... a rookie mistake "
His shortcoming never had anal with a women |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah "
God is great |
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Nope. He promised us lube
But still no flowers, doesn’t he know some girls prefer flowers to lube.... a rookie mistake
Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve foregone the lube..... never the flowers and donuts though. "
Your priorities are spot on |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great "
Does he want to try anal too? |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too? "
Only using the flowers instead of lube method |
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over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too? "
Only if he is slim ( sorry ladies) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too? "
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a body lotion or conditioner kinda guy lol
One of our friends did that at uni. He didn't rate Tresseme for the job though..."
Has to be l'oreal cuz the lucky lady is worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet. "
And no donuts for the pleasure |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet. "
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK. "
Hey, I like my ass fucked. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK.
Hey, I like my ass fucked. "
OP - we have a winner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK.
Hey, I like my ass fucked. "
Flowers on order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK.
Hey, I like my ass fucked.
OP - we have a winner. "
I’m not slim. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK.
Hey, I like my ass fucked.
OP - we have a winner.
I’m not slim. "
Shhhh. He may not notice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these comments
OP please keep us informed on your quest because I’m sure someone’s going to take you up on it and time now
Running to 24 hr Tesco's for the donuts now
Don't forget to buy lube.
Maybe he’s a spit kind of guy
Gods own lube
Amen
Praise be can I get an hallelujah
Sweet Jesus hallelujah
God is great
Does he want to try anal too?
He’s been fucking the whole human race in the ass for over a year..... that’ll teach us to disrespect the planet.
But he gave us donuts and flowers, so that's OK.
Hey, I like my ass fucked.
OP - we have a winner.
I’m not slim.
Shhhh. He may not notice. "
He refused me flowers too.
Lucked out.
My arse will just have to remain unused. |
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over a year ago
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
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That is the question. "
Not to be x |
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
.
That is the question.
Not to be x "
With out flowers and jam.donuts |
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
.
That is the question.
Not to be x "
Don't be so pessimistic. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
.
That is the question.
Not to be x
Don't be so pessimistic. x"
I'm optimistically hoping I'm not asked to do it x |
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over a year ago
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
.
That is the question.
Not to be x
With out flowers and jam.donuts "
Or beef monster munch x |
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"Always wanted to try it. I'm more on the gay side and bottom but I'd give it a go. Any slim girls want to let me?
Did Shakespeare write this sonnet x
Is it to be or not to be?
.
That is the question.
Not to be x
With out flowers and jam.donuts
Or beef monster munch x "
Beef monster munch style n standards like your style x |
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