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over a year ago
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Guy walking through the park with his pet Giraffe..
Suddenly the Giraffe falls over and dies..
The guy just walks on leaving it were it fell..
The park attendant shouts after him 'You can't leave that lying there'
The guy shouts back 'It's not a Lion it's a Giraffe' |
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over a year ago
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Here's a few for ya!
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.  |
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over a year ago
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I went to the doctors this morning.I sat down and said, "I keep getting a sharp pain in my cock. It's okay when I'm wanking but it seems to come on quite badly when I'm having sex, especially when I'm giving my wife anal.""Really?" said the old lady sitting next to me in the waiting room. |
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Paddy has a job interview in a factory “ can you make a cuppa ?“ cause says paddy “ can you drive a fork lift truck?” Fuckin hell how bigs the kettle “ says paddy   |
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over a year ago
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Guy visits a prostitute pays £20, has his time with her and leaves.
A few days later he has an itch down there.
A week later he finds her again and complains “I was with you last week and you gave me crabs!”
She replies - “what did you expect for £20, lobster?” |
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