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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm full of confidence ... I'm usually a wreck inside in social situations 
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Yeah same, i blag my way through most situations and perhaps act OTT but secretly id just be happy to be a wall flower and fade to the background |
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That I'm a nice, demure librarian type who shocks easily! 
That's in my normal life obvs. The way I look gets me away with murder! 
Some people spot the real me lurking under the surface but it amuses me that so many don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Gold Pasties"
I hate to think what that's a euphemism of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!"
Your just well spoken, don't curse and have brilliant diction..
rest of us just have a janner twang. |
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"That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word
but you do
bollocks, i got told i was nicely spoken last week so there(blows raspberries)"
did you have them by the bollocks at the time   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?"
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the most common misconceptions people have about you?  "
That i'd ever consider settling down again!
Family and friends should know better! Everyone else should soon realise!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently. "
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?"
I don't think so, but to others maybe. Call me and find out. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?"
think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least "
Only two? 6 easy |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least
Only two? 6 easy "
ok thanks, i have just found my first volunteer for a spacial game at the beach party |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.
Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least "
There is something a little hypnotic about watching one man orally glaze another man's balls with his tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!
so what equates to posh in the southwest?
Gold Pasties"
lol at gold pasties....fizzy cider anyone? |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Nr Biggleswade |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there...  Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy! "
She wishes you would dump that nasty BB and go out with me..Just cos you talk all posh on the phone... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy! "
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Nr Biggleswade |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one????? "
I have them hanging in the cow shed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one????? "
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger "
heres me thinking it was an old chipolata |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Nr Biggleswade |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata "
Well yes but its still in one piece...  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata
Well yes but its still in one piece... "
i would hope so |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Nr Biggleswade |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata
Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so "
I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata
Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so
I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village... "
you mean you like to let the flys buzz up ya skirt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Im a Mummys boy...
My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!
Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????
A collection so ive heard.......
2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata
Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so
I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village... you mean you like to let the flys buzz up ya skirt? "
Ohhhh dontcha just love a guy in a kilt ...on a windy day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).
or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish" |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).
or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish""
Seriously, is your name Paddy....you sound fuck all like Ian Paisley...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).
or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish"
Seriously, is your name Paddy....you sound fuck all like Ian Paisley...... "
was gonna say he was dead till i checked lol |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
that i am cold and have no sense of humour... and that I am an unfriendly git....
actually i don't mind that people have those misconceptions because when people actually meet me they are surprised!!!! 
never give away everything..... always make people think... |
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