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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it them things ya stick in milk and it comes out chocolate ?  "
Nah thats ya boo you dipin milk and it comes out chocolate... 
Are they the Chinese straws? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ahhhhhhh
well have ya stuck it in milk ?
or just sat sucking on it ?   i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!!"
Do you have it upside down? try turning it over. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"ahhhhhhh
well have ya stuck it in milk ?
or just sat sucking on it ? i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!!
try blowing it first "
iv blown it til i gone blue!! its broken it has to be !!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Does it have a little cap thingy on the end ? no..same both ends, no instructions, but how hard can it be ??? ffs
As hard as you make it...Hee Hee "
now this was a perfectly non rude thread ...... |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind "
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite  come over il show how its done lmao gd luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too "
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...  |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck"
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth "
go out and buy magic straws and try and suck ya self, bet you get nothing out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug... "
Lol come back u havent finished yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet "
Im a good boy I am.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am.... "
Damn i prefer bad ones |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am.... "
and feckin wipe it before you leave next time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones "
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...? "
About this long |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...?
About this long "
further than manchester so i can cum quicker,,,,, hmmmm now that don't sound right some how |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...?
About this long
further than manchester so i can cum quicker,,,,, hmmmm now that don't sound right some how "
Haha |
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"Depends how hard u make it
Snap!
ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug... "
On ebay.... " for sale, one spade, slightly used" |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about "
More more more more lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lol"
now i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em "
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmm |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmm"
give me some tequila and you wont need to hitch |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmmgive me some tequila and you wont need to hitch "
You just bend over and pop that straw in you milk and I will sort out things round back to help you with your suction powers. *pops tequila in milk* |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmmgive me some tequila and you wont need to hitch
You just bend over and pop that straw in you milk and I will sort out things round back to help you with your suction powers. *pops tequila in milk*"
are you trying to get me d*unk??? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor
Do it and see what happens babe "
im doing it , im doing it!!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor
Do it and see what happens babe im doing it , im doing it!!!"
No your not unless you have your keyboard on the floor.! And put your heels back on while your at it |
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