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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? |
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
I ALWAYS put a pair of googly eyes on mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out  "
Hours of fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out
Hours of fun "
You know me, I'm easily amused  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I like to pretend I’m Terry Wogan hosting Blankety Blank and the cock is the long microphone.
I talk into it and then I lean it in his direction for his replies.
The men love it. It’s a great bit of foreplay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to pretend I’m Terry Wogan hosting Blankety Blank and the cock is the long microphone.
I talk into it and then I lean it in his direction for his replies.
The men love it. It’s a great bit of foreplay "
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
the thought made me laugh! I’m not sure how he’d take that |
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
The sound test has never been the problem.
Plugging the amp in, that's proved tricker.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
I will now and try to pull it off from its stand  |
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
Nah, I just pop it in my mouth and start humming like I’m playing a kazoo, half way through Mull of Kintyre they are usually ready to agree to a second meet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ?
the thought made me laugh! I’m not sure how he’d take that "
If he didn’t take it with humour or grace, he’s clearly not the man for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike  "
I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike
I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations. "
Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part. |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
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"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike
I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.
Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part. "
Could always if mentioned about a sticky ending |
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"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out "
I picture it being much like one of those springy door stoppers! |
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "
Yes this is my usual routine.x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ?
Yes this is my usual routine.x"
Thank you for humouring me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike
I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.
Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part. "
Chuppa Chup literally means “to suck. Suck!” |
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"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike
I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.
Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part.
Chuppa Chup literally means “to suck. Suck!” "
Handy to know, McElroy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought that was standard practice
Only in Devon
You forget where I was brought up "
You can take the maid out of Devon, but not Devon out of the maid. |
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