A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked
the stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??  |
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"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked
the stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ?? "
I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better. |
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"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked
the stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??
I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better. "
I dunno ... it could have been a Mary Whitehouse Experience joke ... that one went down really well   |
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"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked
the stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??
I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better.
I dunno ... it could have been a Mary Whitehouse Experience joke ... that one went down really well "
Wot cheek!! It is a brilliant joke!!  |
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Man gets a job selling blow up dolls one day he’s delivering to the top floor block of flats so in the lift he shags the doll then delivered it to new customer, few days later he’s asked to go back and get a customer review etc he knocks on the door guy answers he asks a few questions about the doll and then asks “ did you find the doll realistic?” The guy replies “ very realistic it gave me the clap!! “ |
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