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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me  )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.   "
No judging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am i the only one who does this. "
Not sure if you are the only one, but I tend not to as due to small penis, only works when phone is in ladsacape/wide screen, and makes for more effort reading through threads  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP? 
He has no chairs x "
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "
I can't believe my innocent eyes has read this
I don't think I have any habits like that. Apparently I stick my tongue out when concentrating really, but I would say that's it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?
He has no chairs x
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "
Do you remember to wipe OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I’m weird as I don’t get erections or get particularly horny when I’m on Fab. It’s much like Twitter or Fakebook for me in that respect, just something to read when I’m bored! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am i the only one who does this.
Not sure if you are the only one, but I tend not to as due to small penis, only works when phone is in ladsacape/wide screen, and makes for more effort reading through threads "
No hard feelings #allsizesmatter |
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?
He has no chairs x
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "
No, I've got a nice comfy electric recliner, and a P.C. to do my perving on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?
He has no chairs x
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this
Do you remember to wipe OP "
is that even a question  of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I’m weird as I don’t get erections or get particularly horny when I’m on Fab. It’s much like Twitter or Fakebook for me in that respect, just something to read when I’m bored! "
Its not all the time boner but sometimesyou have teasing conversations with friends/potential meets |
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"No one has ANY wierd habits then hmmmmm hard to believe. They dont have to be sexual... Just wierd/unusual "
Occasionally I put ma left sock on ma right foot, and ma right sock on ma left foot, just to mix things up a little bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?
He has no chairs x
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this
Do you remember to wipe OP "
Its spelt swipe x |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
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Years ago I would smuggle magazines into the toilet (not porn). Then the phone for Internet forums and eventually Facebook.
Nowadays it's still the phone, like the Op I log onto fab (I'm sat on the sofa now in case you're wondering). I couldn't use my cock as a stand though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sitting in the shower can just sit for hours I have even feel a sleep in the shower
Find it a very relaxing tranquil place
Even been knowing to go In to the shower at odd times at night at like 3am and just sit and relax with no lights on in the house at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x "
This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years ago I would smuggle magazines into the toilet (not porn). Then the phone for Internet forums and eventually Facebook.
Nowadays it's still the phone, like the Op I log onto fab (I'm sat on the sofa now in case you're wondering). I couldn't use my cock as a stand though. "
Yesss, im not the only who uses their phone one the loo. #looswingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "
Do your legs not go dead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.
Do your legs not go dead "
Yeah most the time. When i get up there is a 30-45 second process of on the spot marching to get rid of the pins and needles. Ahhahaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to walk on the left if I'm walking with someone. Being on the right makes me feel twitchy and not in a good way. My nearest and dearest know to let me do this automatically now, but I'm too self-conscious about it to tell anyone I don't know well and I'll try and find an opportunity to make the switch look like a natural move. If this isn't possible I become increasingly internally irate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must admit I did go to a pub once sat in the toilet whilst doing my business turned on the fab but ended up staying in the toilet for over half an hour. When I got out the toilet the people I was with had all gone home thinking I'd left |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to walk on the left if I'm walking with someone. Being on the right makes me feel twitchy and not in a good way. My nearest and dearest know to let me do this automatically now, but I'm too self-conscious about it to tell anyone I don't know well and I'll try and find an opportunity to make the switch look like a natural move. If this isn't possible I become increasingly internally irate."
I have another one similar to this but it's kinda different.
I find it wierd when people say the word "bye" something about it seems rude (i know its not). Id rather 'cya' or cya later. But "bye" sounds odd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No hardon phone stands here!
However i do find myself narrating peoples day to day goings on, i can be sat in traffic and do it, ive done it to strangers in costa, in the pub   |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby
R"
I do this too. If I’m particularly stressed my twiddling gets quite frantic and I have been known to knot my hair and I have got my finger stuck on occasion too |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"No hardon phone stands here!
However i do find myself narrating peoples day to day goings on, i can be sat in traffic and do it, ive done it to strangers in costa, in the pub "
You mean like a fella walks in and you’re like “here’s Dave, he’s clearly had a bad day at the office, is he going to order a pint of John Smiths or a triple whiskey?” Kind of thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "
I relate to this. I use mine for my ipad...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?
He has no chairs x
When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "
Most likes on social media are done from the toilet   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x
This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please "
It wasn't a mistake x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )
I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.
I relate to this. I use mine for my ipad...... "
Thankyou for this I feel sane again now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x
This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please
It wasn't a mistake x "
Ohhh now I'm even more confused lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I’m reading Fab on the bog I use my hard-on to scroll up and down my phone screen
Surely it's easier to use your thumb
You’ve not seen my bobbies helmet "
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"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby
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I do this too. If I’m particularly stressed my twiddling gets quite frantic and I have been known to knot my hair and I have got my finger stuck on occasion too "
I twiddle my finger in my beard though |
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