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A friend works for T.I.T (Travel Information ThinkTank) and he's got hold of a document due to be released next week.
In a bid to control holiday travel and the risk of everyone overcrowding one location you'll be allocated your holiday destination based on your birthday, if you're a family or couple the oldest persons date counts.
Where are you off to ?
Good luck
1st Hull
2nd. Barcelona
3rd Bermuda
4th Dublin
5th blackpool
6th Ibiza
7th Maldives
8th cornwall
9th Skegness
10th Coventry
11th Amsterdam
12th Glasgow
13th Australia
14th camping in back garden
15th Maldives
16th Canada
17th New York
18th Barbados
19th st moritz
20th cap d'adge
21st Grimsby
22nd Clacton
23rd Vietnam
24th Prague
25th Canada
26th Brentwood
27th turkey
28th vegas
29th Greece
30th morocco
31st Birmingham |
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"Maldives here.
Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?
We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!  "
I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.
Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card  |
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"Maldives here.
Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?
We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!
I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.
Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card "
Even though we obviously won't wish they were here.... |
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"Maldives here.
Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?
We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!
I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.
Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card
Even though we obviously won't wish they were here.... "
Yes obviously
I'm sure they'll be really happy for us though |
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"Maldives here.
Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?
We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!
I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.
Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card
Even though we obviously won't wish they were here....
Yes obviously
I'm sure they'll be really happy for us though "
Well we'll be sunbathing on tne Maldives. What's not for them to be happy about. |
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"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th
Your not coming.
I want some peace and quiet.
Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me  "
Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.
Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th
Your not coming.
I want some peace and quiet.
Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me
Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.
Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby"
You can tan your back |
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"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th
Your not coming.
I want some peace and quiet.
Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me
Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.
Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby
You can tan your back "
Fine, you can rub suntan oil in to my back. But that's all, you can go sit in a corner out of the way till I want cake |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th
Your not coming.
I want some peace and quiet.
Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me
Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.
Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby
You can tan your back
Fine, you can rub suntan oil in to my back. But that's all, you can go sit in a corner out of the way till I want cake"
You only want me for cake 
Oh wait... cake comes with something else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes two different countries have a town/city with the same name, like Birmingham, Alabama. No such luck with Clacton. Fate vomits on my eiderdown once more ... |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
Excellent, I won't fly though, I'll do the drive then ferry drive some more ferry once again and drive some more.
I'll be away a while and see lots.
Brilliant. Thank you OP.
Please tell me there is no limit to the time I can be away. |
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Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..
Woh
I'm going to BARBADOS
Woh
Back to the palm trees
Woh
I'm going to see my boyfriend
Woh
In the sunny Caribbean sea
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"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..
Woh
I'm going to BARBADOS
Woh
Back to the palm trees
Woh
I'm going to see my boyfriend
Woh
In the sunny Caribbean sea
"
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"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..
Woh
I'm going to BARBADOS
Woh
Back to the palm trees
Woh
I'm going to see my boyfriend
Woh
In the sunny Caribbean sea
"
And the best bit is there is a coconut airways
I hope it's typically tropical when you get there |
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"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..
Woh
I'm going to BARBADOS
Woh
Back to the palm trees
Woh
I'm going to see my boyfriend
Woh
In the sunny Caribbean sea
"
The following amused me (the bit next to "Awards"):
Artist: Vengaboys
Album: The Party Album
Released: 1999
Producer(s): Danski; DJ Delmundo
Awards: NME Award for Worst Single
Recorded: 1998 |
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"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..
Woh
I'm going to BARBADOS
Woh
Back to the palm trees
Woh
I'm going to see my boyfriend
Woh
In the sunny Caribbean sea
The following amused me (the bit next to "Awards"):
Artist: Vengaboys
Album: The Party Album
Released: 1999
Producer(s): Danski; DJ Delmundo
Awards: NME Award for Worst Single
Recorded: 1998"
Didn't realise they covered it, original was mid 70's I think |
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"Maldives 
Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull ! 
I don't like to gloat but...see ya
Watch out for those giant jellyfish when you’re skinny dipping, that’s all I’m saying "
It's a risk I'd be willing to take |
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