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Forum users match

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well I guess we all have a somehow accurate picture of forums users according to the way they're using forums.

So I think it would be interesting to start a matching game based on people's assumptions of others.

So basically, post two forumites names that you think would go well together. We may create new couples who knows. MF, MM, FF...

Before anyone start saying it is not scientific accurate and all the shizzles that can follow it is just for fun.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Opposites attract so I'd put two of the most awkward and argumentative together and watch sparks fly

Just need to work out who

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Interesting concept.

Let me think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I would put myself with Pink Panther - move over Swing!

Can I choose myself or does it have to be two other people, beardy?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

Breasts get you into the inner clique although you do have to be whipped with a limp lettuce leaf and learn the rituals and secret hand shakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Opposites attract so I'd put two of the most awkward and argumentative together and watch sparks fly

Just need to work out who

ROFL I'd probably do the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PetiteWoman and Citizensin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I would put myself with Pink Panther - move over Swing!

Can I choose myself or does it have to be two other people, beardy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

You sure can but you have to present arguments about who you picked...

Like for instance Babs and big Harold. Cause she loves gapping anal.

It was an hypothetical example btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Far too much thinking for 9:59 on a Sunday morning

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Thats a tricky one.. what are we basing it on? How they get along or how much they would clash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

Anyone who wants to play can, forumites, former, lurkers and even Paola Abdul and Barbara Streisand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy"

Int.er.est.Ing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t Know anyone enough. And I suppose this is the thread to watch to see who gets in with who.

I’ll keep a lookout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thats a tricky one.. what are we basing it on? How they get along or how much they would clash? "

Whatever really, just give reasons for your selection

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing"

I'll check both profiles to see the match !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?)

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

You sure can but you have to present arguments about who you picked...

Like for instance Babs and big Harold. Cause she loves gapping anal.

It was an hypothetical example btw"

Ok ... I choose Pink. We have a deep love of afternoon tea, laughing about all sorts of things in intimate little cafes, loud inappropriate laughter and sharing gifs. It’s a match made in heaven

and I met her before Swing did

I did really enjoyed big Harold btw

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’ll have a think about this.

I’m curious as to who I might get paired with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?) "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a relative newbie I dont know u all well enough to hazard a guess

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

You sure can but you have to present arguments about who you picked...

Like for instance Babs and big Harold. Cause she loves gapping anal.

It was an hypothetical example btw

Ok ... I choose Pink. We have a deep love of afternoon tea, laughing about all sorts of things in intimate little cafes, loud inappropriate laughter and sharing gifs. It’s a match made in heaven

and I met her before Swing did

I did really enjoyed big Harold btw

You never told me about him

Remember the woman wanting to join in our conversation?

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

You sure can but you have to present arguments about who you picked...

Like for instance Babs and big Harold. Cause she loves gapping anal.

It was an hypothetical example btw

Ok ... I choose Pink. We have a deep love of afternoon tea, laughing about all sorts of things in intimate little cafes, loud inappropriate laughter and sharing gifs. It’s a match made in heaven

and I met her before Swing did

I did really enjoyed big Harold btw

You never told me about him

Remember the woman wanting to join in our conversation?

He was big and called Harold. That was the funniest thing ever!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Can put my own name Down?

The op and pretty much any one that likes a handsome bearded Man.

You sure can but you have to present arguments about who you picked...

Like for instance Babs and big Harold. Cause she loves gapping anal.

It was an hypothetical example btw

Ok ... I choose Pink. We have a deep love of afternoon tea, laughing about all sorts of things in intimate little cafes, loud inappropriate laughter and sharing gifs. It’s a match made in heaven

and I met her before Swing did

I did really enjoyed big Harold btw

You never told me about him

Remember the woman wanting to join in our conversation?

He was big and called Harold. That was the funniest thing ever!

If only she knew what we were laughing about

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?) "

I've got that song in my head now....

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

I'm a Forumist.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Nora and Nawty Khan

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

I'm a Forumist."

Is that because you’re nebulous and insubstantial?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Mr Mystique and Granny C. He has lusting from afar and they have so much in common. Pure animal magnatism there, you can feel it

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Mr Mystique and Granny C. He has lusting from afar and they have so much in common. Pure animal magnatism there, you can feel it

She shares the same coloured wheelie bin as me so it’s fate

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Good question OP...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr mystique and Big Harold

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Alex Dumas & Real Carrick

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

I'm a Forumist.

Is that because you’re nebulous and insubstantial? "

A nebulous person... Kind of, sort of, maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Oh yes

My beautiful babs!!! How are you?!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Good question OP..."

Can I pair myself you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doriss and Mingeman

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy"

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Slightly off topic but inspired by the OP’s question. I’m intrigued.. what changes one from a forumee to a forumite?

Is there a nomination and selection process? Do you have to be seconded? Simple application form, and if so who too? Do you have to run a gauntlet through the Brecon Beacons?

Asking for a friend

I'm a Forumist.

Is that because you’re nebulous and insubstantial?

A nebulous person... Kind of, sort of, maybe

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Oh yes

My beautiful babs!!! How are you?!

Noraaa!

I’m fabulous thank you. How are you? x

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Mr mystique and Big Harold "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doriss and Mingeman "

Whose that

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Good question OP...

Can I pair myself you?

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Oh yes

My beautiful babs!!! How are you?!

Noraaa!

I’m fabulous thank you. How are you? x "

Great. Ready to do the happy dance tomorrow when schools go back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?"

I’d love you to join us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?"

Sing the feem toon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Oh yes

My beautiful babs!!! How are you?!

Noraaa!

I’m fabulous thank you. How are you? x

Great. Ready to do the happy dance tomorrow when schools go back

Couldn't find a better match there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doriss and Mingeman "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alex Dumas & Real Carrick

Those would be great together !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?)

I've got that song in my head now....

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doriss and Mingeman

Stop laughing beardy bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good question OP...

Can I pair myself you?

Only if you vine me first

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

Hmmmm I'll have a think

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Good question OP...

Can I pair myself you?

Only if you vine me first "

Leave me out of this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

I can play the love spuds too

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Good question OP...

Can I pair myself you?

Only if you vine me first "

Wait your turn

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

I can play the love spuds too

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon. "

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

I can play the love spuds too

I can’t play anything that has a rim though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

I can play the love spuds too

I can’t play anything that has a rim though

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"Can I pair myself with Doris as I have just found out she plays the Todger

I can play the love spuds too

I can’t play anything that has a rim though

you will have to practice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I wanted to pair Lorenzo with Lemon, but now that I'm thinking about it she fits better with you OP. For your unusual sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or this FF couple. Meli and Kitty likes to play could become:

Meli Cat

(What are they feeding you?) "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wanted to pair Lorenzo with Lemon, but now that I'm thinking about it she fits better with you OP. For your unusual sense of humour.

I'd take lemon any days

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon.

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

Thats quite genius really, I'm honoured I was even considered to be a part of this new romance between myself and McElroy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon.

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

Thats quite genius really, I'm honoured I was even considered to be a part of this new romance between myself and McElroy.

Well McElroy said I can come.... what say you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon.

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

Thats quite genius really, I'm honoured I was even considered to be a part of this new romance between myself and McElroy.

Proper stuff right here! *fist bumps heart*

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon.

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

Thats quite genius really, I'm honoured I was even considered to be a part of this new romance between myself and McElroy.

Well McElroy said I can come.... what say you?"

Only if you bring us both cake

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

So quite apart from the fact I'd join in this match, what was the statistical analysis that led you to it Estragon?

Sing the feem toon.

Dude.... that took me way too long to get it! I bow to your genius.

And now I'm wondering if it's weird that I want in on the match

Thats quite genius really, I'm honoured I was even considered to be a part of this new romance between myself and McElroy.

Well McElroy said I can come.... what say you?

Only if you bring us both cake"

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take whoever will have me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alex Dumas & Real Carrick

Real dumbass. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alex Dumas & Real Carrick

Real dumbass. I like it. "

Haha one of your best this one

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"I'll take whoever will have me

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Mr mystique and Big Harold "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing"

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who can be my opposite then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 07/03/21 11:22:36]

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Doriss and Mingeman "

Dont ask me why but I saw that as Harry & Meghan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too. "

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

Hopefully. Think she’s undecided re Little Britain reference

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

Hopefully. Think she’s undecided re Little Britain reference "

I'm very in

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

Hopefully. Think she’s undecided re Little Britain reference "

Posh never fails with cake, there's always multiple choice.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

Hopefully. Think she’s undecided re Little Britain reference

Posh never fails with cock, there's always multiple choice.

Rude. True. But that was our secret

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've got this. So it'd be like this new MM couple.

Meet George Jetson

His boy McElroy

Int.er.est.Ing

Id be tempted to invite this couple round!

Apparently there’ll be cake too.

My specialist subject! Woohoo!

And a bit of Posh?

Hopefully. Think she’s undecided re Little Britain reference

Posh never fails with cock, there's always multiple choice.

Rude. True. But that was our secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PetiteWoman and Citizensin

Do you know something I don’t?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doriss and Mingeman

Dont ask me why but I saw that as Harry & Meghan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think anyone knows me based on my forum posts

They might think they do, but they definitely do not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

Do you want to watch me and citizensin too?

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My brain isn't in gear yet...it's Sunday morning.

Would be intrigued to see who you lot would pair me with though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

Do you want to watch me and citizensin too? "

Nope, I thought I saw you guys flirt at some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

Do you want to watch me and citizensin too?

Nope, I thought I saw you guys flirt at some point

Dam, I liked the thought of being watched... I'm so deflated now.

And how could I not flirt with the mischievous one from seventh heaven who loves his belt???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

Do you want to watch me and citizensin too?

Nope, I thought I saw you guys flirt at some point

Dam, I liked the thought of being watched... I'm so deflated now.

And how could I not flirt with the mischievous one from seventh heaven who loves his belt??? "

He can watch you and me

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Estragon and The Real Carrick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MrMonkey and LaceyRed

Did I do it right

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Midnight and Morningstar, just because of the names really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CuriousKitty250 and Lacey_Red

Nothing to do with their forum posts I just want to watch

Do you want to watch me and citizensin too?

Nope, I thought I saw you guys flirt at some point

Dam, I liked the thought of being watched... I'm so deflated now.

And how could I not flirt with the mischievous one from seventh heaven who loves his belt???

He can watch you and me

Oh god yes please! Now that's hot....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DC and Tmontana

Jim and Dana

F&B and Lemon buttercream

I want to bridesmaid at the weddings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh Ivy and lacyred.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"MrMonkey and LaceyRed

Did I do it right

Looks about right

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Real Carrick and Granny Crumpet

aka "The Real Granny Crumpet"

That way, we will not only be treated to Granny's intelligence, charm & wit, but we will also get to see her famously large and poker straight penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would say NotSoPosh and GrumpyMcFuckNugget seem to get on quite well based on their forum interactions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DC and Tmontana

Jim and Dana

F&B and Lemon buttercream

I want to bridesmaid at the weddings. "

Oooh

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say NotSoPosh and GrumpyMcFuckNugget seem to get on quite well based on their forum interactions

You know me.... I get on with a lot of people

In a sweet and innocent way

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

George Jetson and the travelling spanker for naughty boys and girls.

I don't know why but something about MGJ thinks he probably deserves it..... with a sledgehammer to the nose

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"DC and Tmontana

Jim and Dana

F&B and Lemon buttercream

I want to bridesmaid at the weddings. "

Too young Lorna

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Shag and Essex Tom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just read and smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shag and Essex Tom

I agree!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Alex Dumas & Real Carrick

Real dumbass. I like it. "

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ruggers and Shag

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I would say NotSoPosh and GrumpyMcFuckNugget seem to get on quite well based on their forum interactions

You know me.... I get on with a lot of people

In a sweet and innocent way

Why have I just only seen this

. And if Posh is innocent I'm a Polar Bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ruggers and Shag"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and that gypsy guy I had a go at this morning.

I think its the best offer I've had for over a year as when he walked away he shouted "Fuck you..."

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Me and that gypsy guy I had a go at this morning.

I think its the best offer I've had for over a year as when he walked away he shouted "Fuck you..."

Did you catch his profile name?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Chunky Gent and Outsider

I can imagine her wielding a broom handle to fend off the cuddles.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Nora and Nawty Khan

Match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and that gypsy guy I had a go at this morning.

I think its the best offer I've had for over a year as when he walked away he shouted "Fuck you..."

Did you catch his profile name?

Haha no, but I did catch him putting some scrap steel in his transit van from outside the factory...

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Chunky Gent and Outsider

I can imagine her wielding a broom handle to fend off the cuddles."

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I don't think anyone knows me based on my forum posts

They might think they do, but they definitely do not

That’s the basis of all forum interactions, we only know the words on the screen that they choose to use

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Me and that gypsy guy I had a go at this morning.

I think its the best offer I've had for over a year as when he walked away he shouted "Fuck you..."

Did you catch his profile name?

Haha no, but I did catch him putting some scrap steel in his transit van from outside the factory...

Grrrrrrrr sick em boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PP and Gemini Man

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PP and Gemini Man"

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in and having a think too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

gulp

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

gulp"

God speed good sir.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"PP and Gemini Man"

We'd have a hearty dinner and an afternoon nap

It's always meant to have been a pint, catch up, hug or 2 and maybe a night out, but I'm no fool. Full belly and snooze is far more likely!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt. "

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

Boom! Wild Stallioooooons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

I'm thinking this could be a very good match!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

I'm thinking this could be a very good match!

Just call me Cilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

Boom! Wild Stallioooooons "

Who's gonna be Bill ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

Rather tenuous pal. But I'll gracefully accept all reasonable offers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tesarossa and Thunderace

They both sound like they could go to a car race together and have a really good time

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

Rather tenuous pal. But I'll gracefully accept all reasonable offers

Could you be less enthused?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

Boom! Wild Stallioooooons

Who's gonna be Bill ?"

Fuck knows, I'm more like Station

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

Rather tenuous pal. But I'll gracefully accept all reasonable offers

Well I tried lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

Rather tenuous pal. But I'll gracefully accept all reasonable offers

Could you be less enthused?

I try to curtail my excitement. Avoids unnecessary erections then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

Boom! Wild Stallioooooons

Who's gonna be Bill ?

Fuck knows, I'm more like Station "

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh and JayRu maybe an option as well .

I mean JR Ewing was Posh werent he

Rather tenuous pal. But I'll gracefully accept all reasonable offers

Could you be less enthused?

I try to curtail my excitement. Avoids unnecessary erections then.

Since when has your erection ever been unnecessary?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Peach and JayRyu. Only because I think she'd really like his guitar.

God help him

Oooooo I could do my best out of control rock singer impression and smash that beauty up!

I'd cry afterwards through guilt.

It's my cheap guitar it's fine

Boom! Wild Stallioooooons

Who's gonna be Bill ?

Fuck knows, I'm more like Station "

I'll leave you my guitar and I'll go play somewhere safe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tesarossa and Thunderace

They both sound like they could go to a car race together and have a really good time

There's always a place on my back seat if she feels the need for speed....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ruggers and Shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?"

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread looks fun, I'm late to the party it seems!

My choice of pairing is Doriss and F&B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread looks fun, I'm late to the party it seems!

My choice of pairing is Doriss and F&B"

You and foolhardy.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?"

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

You and F&B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread looks fun, I'm late to the party it seems!

My choice of pairing is Doriss and F&B

You and foolhardy. "

He's a very fine fellow

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics"

Bum dimples you say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics"

You are welcome and I'm off to see if I can sniff out a few others for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread looks fun, I'm late to the party it seems!

My choice of pairing is Doriss and F&B

You and foolhardy.

He's a very fine fellow

One of my better ideas i think.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Lib and Jojofabuloso.

Because no one else said it

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Fabulous & Bearded and Watermelon Fit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lib and Jojofabuloso.

Because no one else said it

Ohh that could definitely work.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

You and F&B"

I've not seen his bum yet, Posh. But I'd give him a chance

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics

You are welcome and I'm off to see if I can sniff out a few others for you.

Hey! Leave the botty sniffing to me!

(sounded funnier & less kinky in my head....) X

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

You and F&B

I've not seen his bum yet, Posh. But I'd give him a chance

I just figured accent....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics

Bum dimples you say "

You're on my list, Handsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics

You are welcome and I'm off to see if I can sniff out a few others for you.

Hey! Leave the botty sniffing to me!

(sounded funnier & less kinky in my head....) X"

Botty aye..?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

You and F&B

I've not seen his bum yet, Posh. But I'd give him a chance

I just figured accent...."

You figured correctly, my dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics"

If it's bums you're looking for, stick with Vine

My arse is like a used carrier bag

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok, I'm feeling left out. Who would be my ideal match? Think accents and bum dimples

Ohhhh what about Bussy?

Oooohhhhhhh or vine?

Oooh, now there's a thought or 2. Thanks LJ.

*perves their profiles looking for bum pics

You are welcome and I'm off to see if I can sniff out a few others for you.

Hey! Leave the botty sniffing to me!

(sounded funnier & less kinky in my head....) X

Botty aye..?

Oh, ThunderBotty! You're the one for me, I mean you've proposed and everything!

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