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Secret servicey type thing / my mate fancies you mashup 3
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
It's about time we had a bit more secretive type flirting. I want all of your very best smut!!
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy.
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them.
3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person (e.g. To X, my mate says.....)
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself.
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy freaks!!
And don't forget your host 
As you were sexy peeps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yesssss in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again |
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Nothing in the last 2 so I can live in hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in its funny tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out.
Just couldn't keep up with the messages last time.
Have fun everyone xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paul Tat you luck guy another one for you:
If you hold my penis like you hold your drink, I'd be in heaven ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing in the last 2 so I can live in hope "
Oh go on then.
Grumpy, suck me till I turn inside out! |
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I dont mind being messenger either btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To mumbles1
Please nibble on my penis while you try to solve a complicated calculation mentally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's about time we had a bit more secretive type flirting. I want all of your very best smut!!
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy.
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them.
3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person (e.g. To X, my mate says.....)
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself.
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy freaks!!
And don't forget your host
As you were sexy peeps "
I’m in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for all the messages so far |
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Ah go on... tell me your secrets  |
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"Nothing in the last 2 so I can live in hope
Oh go on then.
Grumpy, suck me till I turn inside out!"
Oooh Oh I'm good believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grumpy'cfucknugget I want to make you forget our last meet by making the next one even better. No bad breath this time I promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi it's Tess
Can you tell Mr Monkey I would like him to eat a banana from my vageegee
This beautiful woman says that |
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I’m in again.
Thank you for the last threads message. I’m still waiting for you to reveal yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ah go on... tell me your secrets "
You love knowing the secrets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in again please, and also needing some confessions |
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Message for NotSoPosh:
After your shower, I will softly dry your skin while kissing your body. Then taking you by the hand and leading you to the bed, kissing you on your lips as your body lowers onto the soft cusion, feeling your naked skin brushed against mine and kissing around your neck, over you shoulder whilst my hand glides over you breast, softly bushing against you hardening nipple.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still here lol |
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"I’m in again please, and also needing some confessions "
No secret with this comment as I’m sure you know you’re gorgeous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in again please, and also needing some confessions
No secret with this comment as I’m sure you know you’re gorgeous "
I know YOU are gorgeous, inside and out |
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Message for Dirtyav
I want to taste you so bad, bet u taste as sweet as you say i talk
NawtyKhan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again even if only to post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell teamonkey that I want his hands all over me? X |
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To testa
: I always wanted to caress your nostrils with a feather that I would priorly shove into my arsehole
Even I’m dripping reading this |
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Grumpy'cfucknugget I want to make you forget our last meet by making the next one even better. No bad breath this time I promise"
Erm .. Huh lol ?? I'm totally confused here  . Thanks , I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To mumbles1
Please nibble on my penis while you try to solve a complicated calculation mentally"
I'm a man and can only concentrate on one thing at a time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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F&B a friend says
If she kiks you will you respond plz you delicious beast xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in again please, and also needing some confessions "
I confessed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To testa
: I always wanted to caress your nostrils with a feather that I would priorly shove into my arsehole
Even I’m dripping reading this "
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A message from this dreamy sexy friend of mine for _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F&B a friend says
If she kiks you will you respond plz you delicious beast xx"
I don't have even Kik but she can try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To order 666
A friend said
J'ai envie de t'enculer à sec |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from this dreamy sexy friend of mine for _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me
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ROFL priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again |
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"I’m in again please, and also needing some confessions
No secret with this comment as I’m sure you know you’re gorgeous
I know YOU are gorgeous, inside and out "
Awww |
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"Jo, you are extremely sexy!
D."
Thank you.
Mr Tat.
Jo.Xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Please confess mystery people from the last thread!
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From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tmontana you sexy beast...
My beautiful sexy mate wants to wear your hat while she plays cowgirl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jo, you are extremely sexy!
D.
Thank you.
Mr Tat.
Jo.Xx "
Welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also anyone if you would like to confess up please do |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Can you tell teamonkey that I want his hands all over me? X"
That I can do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tmontana you sexy beast...
My beautiful sexy mate wants to wear your hat while she plays cowgirl!"
Oooft how’s her riding skills  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !! |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I’d like to play again please and I’d also still deeply love to l is who made those comments about me on previous posts please xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I confess i wrote to a friend to say
Nora the explorer
I really want to floor her,
Love her to ride my love stick,
Then lets repeat the trick x
NawtyKhan |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !! "
I think you kinda grassed him up too.... |
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Please can you can tell Jennie that I'd like a slice of her loaf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !!
I think you kinda grassed him up too...."
Hahaha lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meli you have a man who thinks your tits look like they could do with some white cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !!
I think you kinda grassed him up too....
Hahaha lol"
I honestly haven't. hands on the heart of mystic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess i wrote to a friend to say
Nora the explorer
I really want to floor her,
Love her to ride my love stick,
Then lets repeat the trick x
NawtyKhan"
You need to know who to trust with your messages on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !!
I think you kinda grassed him up too....
Hahaha lol
I honestly haven't. hands on the heart of mystic "
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A message for Tesstarossa
She is finer than a Botticelli, a thing of beauty and elegance, to be gazed upon, then to be ravished with tongue mouth and cock every part of her being given due time n dillengce, fingers exploring sliding over skin lightly brushing her nipples |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx"
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess i wrote to a friend to say
Nora the explorer
I really want to floor her,
Love her to ride my love stick,
Then lets repeat the trick x
NawtyKhan
You need to know who to trust with your messages on here "
The message reached its destination lol, thats trustworthy!! |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
only doing as instructed so here goes ......
Dancer36
You are hotter than a spicy curry that give diarrhea |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It's your lucky night Dancer36!
A sexy man wants you to know his wife wants to eat your pussy whilst fingering your little ass. All whilst he watches.
You lucky woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol"
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for _otsoposh
Ur not so posh, im not so david beckham, how about a hotel night in brooklyn
Nawtykha
Tbf this one is very good !!
I think you kinda grassed him up too....
Hahaha lol
I honestly haven't. hands on the heart of mystic "
You sure?
Then who is it? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
FabulousAndBearded my very aecy mate says - can I sit on your face for a tickle? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FabulousAndBearded my very aecy mate says - can I sit on your face for a tickle? X"
A twinkle or a tickle ? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish "
Same here! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"FabulousAndBearded my very aecy mate says - can I sit on your face for a tickle? X
A twinkle or a tickle ? "
She said tickle. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I confess i wrote to a friend to say
Nora the explorer
I really want to floor her,
Love her to ride my love stick,
Then lets repeat the trick x
NawtyKhan
You need to know who to trust with your messages on here
The message reached its destination lol, thats trustworthy!!"
Thanks nawty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora the explorer my mate says they want to go exploring on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FabulousAndBearded my very aecy mate says - can I sit on your face for a tickle? X
A twinkle or a tickle ?
She said tickle."
Ok then |
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol"
Haha I actually went on to your profile looking for this shower head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora the explorer my mate says they want to go exploring on you "
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you"
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though |
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A message for _ancer36 from this sexy fabber friend of mine.
He said he loves the way you moves
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though "
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish
Same here! "
And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess i wrote to a friend to say
Nora the explorer
I really want to floor her,
Love her to ride my love stick,
Then lets repeat the trick x
NawtyKhan
You need to know who to trust with your messages on here
The message reached its destination lol, thats trustworthy!!
Thanks nawty "
Anytime x my tongue awaits u, get bouncing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh sexy Nora,
how i adore her,
i'd love to lure her,
Give her my love wand and cure her x
NawtyKhan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from a very sexy lady here.
Let Mr Monkey know I'd happily swing from any branch with him. Thank you! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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F and B you're clearly on to a promise here...
My sexy friend says "I’d love to have his bollocks dangling on my head so I can pretend I’m a human fly please".
Buzz their way and make their day. |
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"I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish
Same here!
And me "
My knickers are off as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a very sexy lady here.
Let Mr Monkey know I'd happily swing from any branch with him. Thank you!"
My branch is ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F and B you're clearly on to a promise here...
My sexy friend says "I’d love to have his bollocks dangling on my head so I can pretend I’m a human fly please".
Buzz their way and make their day. "
I am up for it if her hair aren't as greasy as a Macdonald french fries |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish
Same here! "
They've tickled me reading them too |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
Not sure I'll ever be able to watch that scene again without thinking of a shower head being inserted somewhere lol. Brilliant reference though haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Not sure I'll ever be able to watch that scene again without thinking of a shower head being inserted somewhere lol. Brilliant reference though haha "
You are welcome. My job is done there x |
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for MrMystique
Can you tell Mr Mystique it was the best 3 minutes of my life and I’ve decided the giant baby thing is ok as long as he doesn’t use the nappy |
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Not sure I'll ever be able to watch that scene again without thinking of a shower head being inserted somewhere lol. Brilliant reference though haha
You are welcome. My job is done there x"
Speaking of shower heads... I’m off for a hot one. It’s my only friend these days
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"I’m laughing my knickers off at this tonight. And the rest of the lounge probably think it’s so childish
Same here!
And me
My knickers are off as well "
I have been lurking and chuckling..great thread |
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over a year ago
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Not sure I'll ever be able to watch that scene again without thinking of a shower head being inserted somewhere lol. Brilliant reference though haha
You are welcome. My job is done there x
Speaking of shower heads... I’m off for a hot one. It’s my only friend these days
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Enjoy your showerasgms |
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Delayed, but here's another one...
Can you pass on a message for me to yourfallenangel. God blessed us all when he let you down here to mix with us mere mortals. But heaven is a long way from this place. I'd realign your halo and start heading back, unless you want to stay here and test your devilish side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a certain sexy guy
To _x2019.
I'd love to shove your shower head into the ass of the person who will put that comment for me xx
Well the shower head seems to be getting a bit of action lol
At least it belongs to you, so by extension so are you
Suppose you're right lol. It's a bit of an awkward shape to work with though
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Not sure I'll ever be able to watch that scene again without thinking of a shower head being inserted somewhere lol. Brilliant reference though haha
You are welcome. My job is done there x
Speaking of shower heads... I’m off for a hot one. It’s my only friend these days
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You should show us |
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"Message for MrMystique
Can you tell Mr Mystique it was the best 3 minutes of my life and I’ve decided the giant baby thing is ok as long as he doesn’t use the nappy "
Jesus |
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Message for YourFallenAngel from a very sexy lady
She asked me to send this message to you- does she fancy letting her halo slip for a night with a sexy woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for sammi
Id love to get lost in your tits, motorboat me x
NawtyKhan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message to Fabulous and Bearded
.....he has terrible shoes.!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message to Fabulous and Bearded
.....he has terrible shoes.!! "
No need to be mean !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for YourFallenAngel from a very sexy lady
She asked me to send this message to you- does she fancy letting her halo slip for a night with a sexy woman "
Ooh |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've had a message from a hot mate of mine....
Can you tell kinky.fuckery I'd happily pluck her G string any time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for sammi
Id love to get lost in your tits, motorboat me x
NawtyKhan"
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
Message to sammi ..... your pictures are amazing xx |
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A message for Nora from a lovely guy
The message that he had a few days back pleased him very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Nora from a lovely guy
The message that he had a few days back pleased him very much "
Aww I think i know who this is . I’m looking forward to it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Not So Posh: Passer ma main sur ton corps nu, te masser lentement, ressentir le moment. Je veux te voir te libérer dans ta propre sensualité. Je vais masser votre ventre, travailler ma bouche et mes mains vers vos jambes tremblantes, guider l'énergie et la sensation, presser ma bouche entre vos hanches. My words come from my experience, I do not seek to be named but to some I am known and know how you feel is not how you are seen and you are seen should be a reflection of how you should feel.X
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message to sammi ..... your pictures are amazing xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message to sammi ..... your pictures are amazing xx"
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In to pass on messages for the next 120 seconds. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A message for Not So Posh: Passer ma main sur ton corps nu, te masser lentement, ressentir le moment. Je veux te voir te libérer dans ta propre sensualité. Je vais masser votre ventre, travailler ma bouche et mes mains vers vos jambes tremblantes, guider l'énergie et la sensation, presser ma bouche entre vos hanches. My words come from my experience, I do not seek to be named but to some I am known and know how you feel is not how you are seen and you are seen should be a reflection of how you should feel.X
Thank you"
Thank you mystery messenger. I'd love you to tell me who this is so I can thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In to pass on messages for the next 120 seconds."
Out again |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In to pass on messages for the next 120 seconds.
Out again "
Darn.... |
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"I've had a message from a hot mate of mine....
Can you tell kinky.fuckery I'd happily pluck her G string any time"
Whoever this is, I like the musical joke, but I hate wearing a g string |
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Right it’s been a ball tonight and I’ve enjoyed it. Signing out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In to pass on messages for the next 120 seconds.
Out again
Darn.... "
I know, right? Gotta be quicker than that!  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
I'm done for the night, time to bow out and retire back into ths shadows. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In to pass on messages for the next 120 seconds.
Out again
Darn....
I know, right? Gotta be quicker than that! "
But I was just writing an ode to your knees. No point if you're out! |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"To order 666
A friend said
J'ai envie de t'enculer à sec"
That sounds like a very good idea, a I would very much like to find out who it is so the can. I'll start drinking plenty of water. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Ok folks, I'm out for the night.
If my French speaker would like to message me that would be wonderful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response."
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich "
It really doesnt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt"
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings "
You have a beard, yeah. There’s many more impressive, who cares about shoes...time to grow up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings
You have a beard, yeah. There’s many more impressive, who cares about shoes...time to grow up "
someone is a bit crumpy this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings
You have a beard, yeah. There’s many more impressive, who cares about shoes...time to grow up
someone is a bit crumpy this morning "
You are a top bloke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings
You have a beard, yeah. There’s many more impressive, who cares about shoes...time to grow up
someone is a bit crumpy this morning
You are a top bloke. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in let's how it goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea what’s going on |
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This was last nights game guys.
It may get picked up later or watch out for the next one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from Annabelle21 :
Your anus looks like it could do with a dick in it tonight at 9pm behind Tesco |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"This was last nights game guys.
It may get picked up later or watch out for the next one "
Exactly.
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
"This was last nights game guys.
It may get picked up later or watch out for the next one "
Ah. I think I was just about to make a plonker of myself. |
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"This was last nights game guys.
It may get picked up later or watch out for the next one
Ah. I think I was just about to make a plonker of myself. "
I do it often...no worries |
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"Message from Annabelle21 :
Your anus looks like it could do with a dick in it tonight at 9pm behind Tesco "
You know who you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from courbe ton enthousiasme
'ton cul est une œuvre d'art |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Note to self.
That Anabelle is one very sexy woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an anonymous request for F&B
Sorry it’s a bit late, I was a a bit busy. None the less ....
if he would like to be the meat in a me and NSP sandwich?
A certain someone awaits your response.
Depends on the size of the bread and shape of that sandwich
It really doesnt
To me it does, I am not just a guy with great shoes, I have feelings
You have a beard, yeah. There’s many more impressive, who cares about shoes...time to grow up "
But his brown shiny shoes are a thing of beauty |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
A message from a very sexy friend:
Anabelle, it made me sad you rated yourself so low, you’re beautiful and your spread joy, warmth and giggles throughout, plus, you being the sexy
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"A message from a very sexy friend:
Anabelle, it made me sad you rated yourself so low, you’re beautiful and your spread joy, warmth and giggles throughout, plus, you being the sexy
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Aw3 thank you..your friend is a sweetheart as are you x |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
I have a message for ms_jones_aka_floss:
I'm no Fred Flintstone (I haven't got any tats or a short beard.) But I would like to think I could make your Bedrock. |
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Got to be in it to win it so yes please I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Almost the last word |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wow, is this still going."
Nope |
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