FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Secret servicey type thing / my mate fancies you mashup
Secret servicey type thing / my mate fancies you mashup
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
It's about time we had a bit morr secretive type flirting. I want all of your very best smut!!
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy.
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them.
3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person (e.g. To X, my mate says.....)
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself.
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy freaks!!
And don't forget your host 
As you were sexy peeps |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Thanks gorge. I’m in x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Back IN  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Back in x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
In |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
In for first time  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
I'm in.
Thank you for the lovely messages in the 1st thread. 
Jo.Xx |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I’d like to play please .... message sent xx |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Back in. And thank you for the messages |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x"
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
Thank you for my messages..
make yourselves know please |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info."
Please do and report back  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Sounds fun I'm in.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Thank you for my messages..
make yourselves know please "
I was thinking the same thing! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Mr Mystique
My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Count me in, though I’m usually a bit more direct with my flirtiness 
Lex |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Aurora1912 brace yourself honey, my good friend says his dream is to:
To undress her slowly, lay her down on a bed, explore her whole body with my tongue and fingers, teasing her with my tongue, pulling her clit out flicking it, then her legs begin to shake as she pushes my head deeper with the orgasm
I very nearly kept this one for myself! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back "
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit."
Ffs. Would you? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I. Am. In. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.
Ffs. Would you? "
Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.
Ffs. Would you?
Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw "
Oh that’s a box ticked then! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Mr Mystique
My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth. "
Thank you Nora |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mr Mystique
My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.
Thank you Nora "
That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I am definitely in  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Aurora1912.... I don't want to get this wrong so this is a direct quote from my sexy mate....
"Can you tell Aurora that your mate is counting down the days until he can come down to Norfolk and have his way with you. We'll go at it everywhere, whether it's on the bathroom floor or in the bedroom! "
Do it woman! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please."
Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Mr Mystique
My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.
Thank you Nora
That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me! "
For passing on the message  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mr Mystique
My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.
Thank you Nora
That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me!
For passing on the message "
Oh lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I am back in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I’m in hit me up with a message for your secret fancy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.
Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes "
Err. Not guilty your honour |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I play? "
Absolutely can.... everyone is welcome as always! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
In |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.
Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes
Err. Not guilty your honour "
Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock up to one person |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.
Ffs. Would you?
Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw
Oh that’s a box ticked then! "
I know! The one thing we disagree on lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.
Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes
Err. Not guilty your honour
Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock pic to one person "
 |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.
Ffs. Would you?
Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw
Oh that’s a box ticked then!
I know! The one thing we disagree on lol"
You could have one end I’ll have the other. That could work |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.
Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes
Err. Not guilty your honour
Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock pic to one person
"
It's a good cock..... not mine but I'd be proud of it |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks gorge. I’m in x
Any time....
And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".
I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....
I'll try and get more info.
Please do and report back
I have more.
Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.
I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.
Ffs. Would you?
Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw
Oh that’s a box ticked then!
I know! The one thing we disagree on lol
You could have one end I’ll have the other. That could work "
I'm in.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
F&B
I want you. That is all
Says my sexy mate |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Back in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Lexi my mate would like to bum you to within an inch of your life then finish off on your breasticles, please.
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Im in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Lexi my mate would like to bum you to within an inch of your life then finish off on your breasticles, please.
"
As you said please go for it!
Who’s ya mate? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Go on then, in for a bit!
Mrs kf x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
lady luck, my friend wanted me to tell you...
"I'd love her to wrap her stocking clad legs around my face as I'm knelt in front of her" |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Message for NSP:
My sexy mate would like to blind fold you and tie you to the bed, teasing every part of your skin with my fingers and gentle touchas I work round you perfect breast, teasing your nipples as your feel my mouth against your sking and my breath getting lower down your body. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Message for your fallen Angel
I am beguiled by you. I'm a man of few words. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for NSP:
My sexy mate would like to blind fold you and tie you to the bed, teasing every part of your skin with my fingers and gentle touchas I work round you perfect breast, teasing your nipples as your feel my mouth against your sking and my breath getting lower down your body. "
Goodness me!
Tell your mate he's gifted with the words.... and is he gifted with the actions? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell DX2019 that his shirt and tie pics are hot, please?
From a couple who loves anal on Sunday |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Message for naughtybutnice
Tell Naughtbutnice that your mate is out of her age range and so can't message her. But that he would do whatever she wanted if anything did happen between us.  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"lady luck, my friend wanted me to tell you...
"I'd love her to wrap her stocking clad legs around my face as I'm knelt in front of her" "
Umm need keep to balance but sounds ohhh very mmm  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for your fallen Angel
I am beguiled by you. I'm a man of few words."
Actions not words .
Make yourself known |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hey teamonkey put the kettle on, I'm gasping! Thanks |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
F&B My mate said, apparently giant avocados are the new watermelons.
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Hey. I've got a message for _rder66:
Can you tell order 66 that I'd like to wield his lightsaber, please?
Might as well show her the force whilst you're there lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Not in again |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Another message for loladaisy...
Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:
"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then......." |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"F&B My mate said, apparently giant avocados are the new watermelons.
"
I didn't even know you can buy giant one... My dick may get hurt by the thingy in the middle. (Forgot the name ffs) |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.
He’s got an extremely big knob as well |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:
"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then.......""
Who is this dude?! And why haven’t I had one like this  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Another message for loladaisy...
Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich?"
I'd need to know who you are to answer that, stranger |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous"
Anytime F&B |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous"
This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B "
for once that one isn't even from me ! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Estragon my gorgeous and sexy friend sent this
Message for Estragon: I'll wait for you. And wait. And wait...
If I was you my friend I wouldn't keep them waiting I'd be there like a shot |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me ! "
Mr mystique then |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Can you tell DX2019 that his shirt and tie pics are hot, please?
From a couple who loves anal on Sunday "
Interesting..... Want to try modelling my tie and see how it looks on you |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me !
Mr mystique then "
Probably |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Sugar hit complete I’m back for your secrets |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones! "
At least they didn't mention garlic sauce  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
I've got a message for a total hottie from a lovely friend on here....
Can you tell Sophie to fuck off, we don't want her sort round here x
How could Sophie not be charmed by this  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones!
At least they didn't mention garlic sauce "
Haha there’s time yet |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Mr Monkey my sexy sexy friend says that she would
"love to swing around with you!" |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Another message for loladaisy...
Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich?
I'd need to know who you are to answer that, stranger "
So do I |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...
"
A mouthful then |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me !
Mr mystique then
Probably "
Bugger off it wasn’t me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me !
Mr mystique then
Probably
Bugger off it wasn’t me "
Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Message for happyandhorny72
My sexy mate says:
'You can keep your hat on, Mister.' |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mr Monkey my sexy sexy friend says that she would
"love to swing around with you!""
Enter my box, alternatively I could enter yours |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones! "
Least you got some |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance "
Sorry Saff!
lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Enter my box, alternatively I could enter yours "
Hi, nice to see you back |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Lucky lady a very hot friend would like to tell Midnight she can explore her fetishes on him ... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me !
Mr mystique then
Probably
Bugger off it wasn’t me
Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it!"
I swear on mystic's life it wasn't me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...
"
Tell your friend I'd like to know more, PM me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"
Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance
Sorry Saff!
lol "
honest to god.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
Anytime F&B
for once that one isn't even from me !
Mr mystique then
Probably
Bugger off it wasn’t me
Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it!
I swear on mystic's life it wasn't me "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance
Sorry Saff!
lol
honest to god.... "
I did laugh though I’m sorry |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance
From a guy with no life |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance
From a guy with no life "
Fucking hell you should have told you asked someone else to do so ! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
In coming message for big spoon 465
Can you tell bigspoon465
Yes, spooning always leads to forking with me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
A message for lady luck:
"she doesn't need to worry bout the balance, as she would be sat on the edge of the kitchen table, then laid on it as I grab her hips to pull her into me, before we end up with her bent over it" |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party' |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Hello gorgeous, good to see you "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Please tell Nora:
On the day that you were born the angels got together,
And decided to create a dream come true,
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
Does this balance out the kebab?
From someone with a nice chest of drawers |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Sugar hit complete I’m back for your secrets "
Fuck me here she is! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party' "
I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Please tell Nora:
On the day that you were born the angels got together,
And decided to create a dream come true,
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
Does this balance out the kebab?
From someone with a nice chest of drawers "
My eyes are green but thanks
Try again |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
These threads always give me a giggle keep it up! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Er....Tmontana.....
My sexy mate says sprint over there and lick their rim
Do it! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A message for lady luck:
"she doesn't need to worry bout the balance, as she would be sat on the edge of the kitchen table, then laid on it as I grab her hips to pull her into me, before we end up with her bent over it""
Ohh Lordy glad to hear this best give me a hint can arrive correct kitchen |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell saffron she’s like leather seats on a hot day |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'
I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss. "
Ok I know who this is now. I’m overruling everyone. The answer is yes. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Right I've been absent most of today so I'm back and I'm in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
To the lovely Mr monkey
My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Please tell Nora:
On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of GREEN FFs |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Er....Tmontana.....
My sexy mate says sprint over there and lick their rim
Do it! "
Oh  I know who this is I sure will |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'
I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss. "
Someone made Sophie boss! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Subject:
Secret servicey type thing / m
just this minute!
Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.
Thanks Lexi X
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"In coming message for big spoon 465
Can you tell bigspoon465
Yes, spooning always leads to forking with me "
Hmm interesting. Your mate should reveal herself so that we can test this theory out |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Can you tell saffron she’s like leather seats on a hot day "
sweaty... bloody charmer. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you (that's me) tell _aughtyandhandsome (that's not me) that I (that's not me) would love to be Mrs Spoon to his Mr Spoon, please? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.
Hip hip hip hooray. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My shy mate says to tell Slappy
He can _lappy their ass anytime!
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.
Hip hip hip hooray. "
You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To the lovely Mr monkey
My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x"
She knows where I am |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'
I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss.
Someone made Sophie boss!"
All the gorgeous ladies made me the boss AND the bouncer so be nice to me or else |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"To the lovely Mr monkey
My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x
She knows where I am "
Lexi he’s here |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My shy mate says to tell Slappy
He can _lappy their ass anytime!
"
please make yourself known to me please xx |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Late as usual... in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.
Hip hip hip hooray.
You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ? "
Good wasn't it? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
We're late again. Nothing new... Count us in for a bit. X |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Can you (that's me) tell _aughtyandhandsome (that's not me) that I (that's not me) would love to be Mrs Spoon to his Mr Spoon, please? "
Oooh maybe. Does she like spoons? Then again they can tell me themselves. Inbox is open |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
I'm out as meditation time and my words come from experience and my experience is gifted from the universe. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.
Hip hip hip hooray.
You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ?
Good wasn't it? "
As usual. It is always good when you hit the keyboard with your sensuous fingers that I'd like to lick from someone from this thread obvs |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"To the lovely Mr monkey
My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x
She knows where I am
Lexi he’s here "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for Nora this time...
A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'
I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss.
Someone made Sophie boss!"
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
" Subject:
Secret servicey type thing / m
just this minute!
Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.
Thanks Lexi X
"
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" Subject:
Secret servicey type thing / m
just this minute!
Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.
Thanks Lexi X
I just copied and pasted Lexi sorry x
"
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Annie Position....
My sexy mate would very much enjoy trying all the positions with you.
Well. He said any. But I paraphrased |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.
Hip hip hip hooray.
You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ?
Good wasn't it?
As usual. It is always good when you hit the keyboard with your sensuous fingers that I'd like to lick from someone from this thread obvs"
Is this before or after you cut their tongue from their mouth? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me "
Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me
Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there "
I missed the emoji off the end of that one. Sorry |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Just waiting for a mate |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B
She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My gorgeous and sexy mate says
Would you tell Order66 that your mate finds him intriguing and would love to find out more. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.
He’s got an extremely big knob as well "
That’s from you isn’t it |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"
can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me
Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B
She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.
"
From the pics she sent me, she would not need it |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:
"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then......."
Who is this dude?! And why haven’t I had one like this "
I have no idea, but I like his style |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Message for naughtybutnice
Tell Naughtbutnice that your mate is out of her age range and so can't message her. But that he would do whatever she wanted if anything did happen between us. "
I've changed my age range so they can message, I look forward to hearing from them |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.
He’s got an extremely big knob as well
That’s from you isn’t it "
Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Annie Position....
My sexy mate would very much enjoy trying all the positions with you.
Well. He said any. But I paraphrased "
Tell your friend that I'll up my daily yoga in preparation |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Ooooh I have a gloriously kissable friend who has asked me to pass this on to the equally delectable couple DRST.
Can you tell DRST I’d love to get in that sandwich...... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
BluebellRacer..... you fox (could be either Mrs or Mr)
My sexy mate says there's a Lindt ball waiting for you.
And I don't think that's the only ball he wants you to have |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.
He’s got an extremely big knob as well
That’s from you isn’t it
Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight? "
It was still you |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear Nora
My mate said he wants to eat your kebab
Anonymous
This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones!
At least they didn't mention garlic sauce "
Could be worse, could have asked for tartar sauce lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.
He’s got an extremely big knob as well
That’s from you isn’t it
Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight?
It was still you "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My shy mate says to tell Slappy
He can _lappy their ass anytime!
"
Whom ever you are thank you very much I’m extremely flattered |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Anabelle my hunky mate says the following: ‘when she’s not feeling it, I’d love to feel it for her’
He’s a stud as well |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Ill be in |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Wow..am wel jel:
For Nora the Explorer: To focus your attention on the sensastion of the touch, the feel of the raw sexual energy, with you hands bound and sight restrited by a silk tie. Feeling my kiss around your legs, your stomach and inner thigh, gliding my fingers slowly between your legs as my lips gently press against your clit before working my tongue, circling around whilst I slowly tease my fingers to massage into your swollen pussy, pressing my finger upwards whilst my tongue teases from the outside.
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Wow..am wel jel:
For Nora the Explorer: To focus your attention on the sensastion of the touch, the feel of the raw sexual energy, with you hands bound and sight restrited by a silk tie. Feeling my kiss around your legs, your stomach and inner thigh, gliding my fingers slowly between your legs as my lips gently press against your clit before working my tongue, circling around whilst I slowly tease my fingers to massage into your swollen pussy, pressing my finger upwards whilst my tongue teases from the outside.
"
Yay? I got one . Smooth. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B
She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.
From the pics she sent me, she would not need it "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Anabelle my hunky mate says the following: ‘when she’s not feeling it, I’d love to feel it for her’
He’s a stud as well "
Awww
Tell him I'm still going to kick his arse at pool |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
For Slappy:
I want to slap you all over, and over again. Mostly _lappy thighs and sausages." |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
