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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was telling my mate that the wife made me tie her up and abuse her.
"Did she read 50 Shades Of Grey, then?" he asked.
"No," I said, "she forgot to get me a beer when I got home from work."
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Just remember women; whilst Fifty Shades of Grey may bring you climax it won't cuddle with you after.
I mean, neither will I, just saying...
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Just caught my wife with her hands in her knickers reading what I thought was fifty shades of grey.Turns out it was my fucking bank statement.
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My sex life is just like that book, 50 Shades Of Grey.
Fiction.
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I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.
"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,
"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.
Are all Kindle readers such miserable cunts?
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Apparently most women read it pretty quickly. They just flicked all the way through it.
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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago
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"I was telling my mate that the wife made me tie her up and abuse her.
"Did she read 50 Shades Of Grey, then?" he asked.
"No," I said, "she forgot to get me a beer when I got home from work."
.
.
Just remember women; whilst Fifty Shades of Grey may bring you climax it won't cuddle with you after.
I mean, neither will I, just saying...
.
.
Just caught my wife with her hands in her knickers reading what I thought was fifty shades of grey.Turns out it was my fucking bank statement.
.
.
My sex life is just like that book, 50 Shades Of Grey.
Fiction.
.
.
I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.
"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,
"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.
Are all Kindle readers such miserable cunts?
.
.
Apparently most women read it pretty quickly. They just flicked all the way through it.
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don't care u stole em still funny thanx u made me laugh  |
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