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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

Playful Sam used this phrase in the fed up thread and I just thought it was fabulous.

If you were managing director of the universe.... What would you do?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Have some really sexy men as my PAs and drive the universe into the toilet as I was too busy boinking probably

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"Playful Sam used this phrase in the fed up thread and I just thought it was fabulous.

If you were managing director of the universe.... What would you do? "

Resign. I fucked it up.

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Make the Jedi the enemy of my new galatic empire.

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS over a year ago

Wigan

Remove hate and prejudice

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I do got to help the old bearded guy out manage this universe,just thought his son would be here by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make cheese non fattening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban covid, so were all not grounded any longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. I'd design a giant hoover sucker tube

2. I'd develop a way if identifying real criminals who do things with intent (vs disadvantaged people who do things due to their circumstances

I'd use my hoover to suck off all the criminals to another habitable planet

I'd give nurses a feckin payrise

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Call the Operations manager in for a progress meeting and severe ass whooping.

Been doing a pretty shit job of late!

P45 time I think

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd remove all weapons

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok... now I feel like a real slacker and irresponsible MD.

You lot do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would asset strip, goninto liquidation, then set up a new universe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would asset strip, goninto liquidation, then set up a new universe."

Oh and put NSP in charge of HR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would asset strip, goninto liquidation, then set up a new universe.

Oh and put NSP in charge of HR"

And Compersion operations director

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Playful Sam used this phrase in the fed up thread and I just thought it was fabulous.

If you were managing director of the universe.... What would you do? "

Awwww thanks for the compliment Evie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make all my favourite foods calorie free. Force everyone to drive at the legal speed limit at all times. Give me my 23 year old boobs back.

And possibly something selfless, like peace or something like that. But definitely the boobs thing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would asset strip, goninto liquidation, then set up a new universe.

Oh and put NSP in charge of HR"

I'd be good at that

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Do something really had and take the severance package

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Delegate,delegate,delegate.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Create instantly a snazzy theme tune to go with my newfound title. Whenever someone mentions me it would be accompanied by a grand crescendo of string instruments and people will weep tears of joy that I'm such a wonderful person.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Make cheese non fattening.

Give this guy the job!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd retire the world's monetary system and develop a new economy where everyone gets what they need in return for their input to society.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Some think they are

I’d quite like a sexy, suited handsome one please

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I would asset strip, goninto liquidation, then set up a new universe.

Oh and put NSP in charge of HR

And Compersion operations director"

I'd be good at that

But posh no naked men or we will be doomed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expand the business

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