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over a year ago
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An old man is driving along the road when a copper pulls him over and asks him "do you know that your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?"
"thank god" says the old man "i was worried i was going deaf!" |
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A man is sent to macys by his wife. He goes to the lingere counter and says
"my wife wants me to get her a jewish bra, size 34a"
the assistant looks thoughtfull and replies "we havent been asked for a jewish bra for a long time, its usualy catholic or salvation army bras"
the man asks "whats the difference?"
"well" says the assistant "a catholic bra supports the masses, while a salvation army bra uplifts the fallen"
"and a jewish bra?" asks the man.
"ah, well, a jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills......"
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So anyway .... A Jewish guy takes his wife out for an evening meal and over coffee he says 'I have a confession to make ... I have been having an affair with a woman at the office'. So the wife says 'but Moishe we been married for 40 years and I never knew...so what does this woman look like already?' Levi gets his wallet out and shows her a picture. Just as she is looking Levi spots his business partner walking in with a lady. 'look Rachel, That is Levi with his mistress'.
Rachel looks at the lady ...then at the photo ...and says 'I prefer ours...'
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