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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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for me it was few years ago in manchester....i was very d*unk but surprisingly ive got good memory...i remember having fun in a cubicle with a good looking lass...we got it on and i was doing it doggy but in a moment....i couldnt hold it in and pukked on the back of her.....i literally ran out of there..i feel embarassed and bad for her
what are your awkward memories during sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love how you ran out. 
I'm not sure what my most embarrassing moment is to be honest. I know fanny farts are normal but I'm always well embarrassed afterwards. I always have to clarify that it came from my fanny and not my anus. |
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I was with a relatively new girlfriend when things were still in their infancy and sex was off the scale.
I had been out watching the rugby and had got pretty hammered. As she came to pick me up I walked quite heavily into a low beam in the pub which knocked me to the floor. I was pissed and I think slightly concussed.
When we got home I somehow managed to persuade her to entertain some watersports in the bathroom for her first time.
She was stood over me in the bath, peeing as I was playing with myself when I began involuntarily throwing up over myself. Not sure if it was the booze, splashes of salty pee or the head injury! |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
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In a tourist type job, met a young lady back to my accommodation, fabulous night, however she had come on during the night & when we woke up it looked like a crime scene, to compound it my accommodation was serviced whilst I was at work, fresh new linen on my return... steward never said a thing, but did get a jolly good tip.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This was with an ex. After a night out and a few drinks we decide to have a little fun in bed, she was on top riding me and after a while I fell asleep...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ages ago I met up with a lass who I’d been chatting to over the Internet. It got to the point we were in bed, naked and things were ‘about to get real’, when she pipes up....
“I’m a virgin”
Coitus retractus.
I explained why I wouldn’t be ‘the first’ and she understood, thankfully. |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"This was with an ex. After a night out and a few drinks we decide to have a little fun in bed, she was on top riding me and after a while I fell asleep... "
That's happened to me only I was the one on top  I'd only had 4hours kip during a 3 day bender |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being in a dark room at a club
A guy leans towards me as I went to stand up. I had the crack Jesus it hurt my head. I felt a trickle of I assumed my blood running down my forehead.
But it wasn’t mine. I had split his nose open. |
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