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"Can I be someone nice today, maybe a fairy princess "You can be whatever you want Sophie  | |||
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"Can I be the princess "Princess fallen one | |||
"I fancy being a villain for a change " Do you have an evil/villain laugh | |||
"Can I be the princess "Off course you can | |||
"I’d like to be in the audience "Pantomime critic/reviewer | |||
"Can I be the princess
Princess fallen one "A dark princess maybe  | |||
"Can I be a cheeky buttons "Not to cheeky thou | |||
"Can I be the princess
Princess fallen one
A dark princess maybe "I’ll be your dark Prince | |||
"Can I be the princess
Princess fallen one
A dark princess maybe
I’ll be your dark Prince "Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off | |||
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"Can I be the princess
Princess fallen one
A dark princess maybe
I’ll be your dark Prince
Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off "We need a steed..the need for steed | |||
"OK. I'll be the pantomime dame/ugly sister I know my limits" Nothing like a dame | |||
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"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse" And a fine rear end you will make | |||
"Can I be the princess
Princess fallen one
A dark princess maybe
I’ll be your dark Prince
Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off
We need a steed..the need for steed "May be able to get a Shetland pony at short notice | |||
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"I know how to hire a horse. You stand it on four bricks" . Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime | |||
"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse" Bit windy up the back end of a pantomime horse! | |||
" Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime "I have actually written about ten pantomimes for an amateur dramatic group to perform in local schools. Oh yes I have ! | |||
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" Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime
I have actually written about ten pantomimes for an amateur dramatic group to perform in local schools. Oh yes I have !"Wow that's impressive  | |||
"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please? "Of course you can | |||
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"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?
Of course you can "Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk? | |||
"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse Bit windy up the back end of a pantomime horse!" | |||
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"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?
Of course you can
Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?" why not as long as he does not hurt himself as he falls | |||
"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) " . You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday | |||
" Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk? " Will he jack off as you blow ? | |||
"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) . You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday "I know. Its a good way to see pantomime AND public;-) | |||
"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) . You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday
I know. Its a good way to see pantomime AND public;-) "Indeed | |||
" Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk? Will he jack off as you blow ?" . As line from one of your previous written pantomimes | |||
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"I'll be the guy handing out ice creams during the intervals lol" | |||
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"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around "Morning posh I think you would enjoy that | |||
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"Have played in a number of pantomimes but I've been told "It's behind You" now " | |||
"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping. " Are you first aid trained..... | |||
"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around
Morning posh I think you would enjoy that "I think maybe I would. | |||
"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around
Morning posh I think you would enjoy that
I think maybe I would." | |||
"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping. Are you first aid trained..... "Mostly in mouth to mouth and chest compressions | |||
"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping. Are you first aid trained.....
Mostly in mouth to mouth and chest compressions "The jobs yours | |||
" Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk? Will he jack off as you blow ?" No, he will be too busy holding his magic bean | |||
" Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk? Will he jack off as you blow ? No, he will be too busy holding his magic bean "Oh no he won’t ! | |||
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"or the SFX controller "Funny noises at the ready | |||
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"or the SFX controller
Funny noises at the ready "thinking more about blowing things up | |||
"or the SFX controller
Funny noises at the ready
thinking more about blowing things up "Carry on | |||
"or the SFX controller
Funny noises at the ready
thinking more about blowing things up
Carry on "it shows you dont know me that well | |||
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"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp" Slight twist they rub the gnome | |||
"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp Slight twist they rub the gnome "Yep that could work lol | |||
"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp Slight twist they rub the gnome
Yep that could work lol" | |||
