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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've been waiting for a parcel for a while, recieved the it's been delivered email this afternoon, was dropping my mate back to our home town, when I got home no parcel in sight, it has been stolen from my porch, I had to laugh at the expression that I was imagining on the thieves face as they opened it,only for them to discover that it was a full bondage set  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"So I've been waiting for a parcel for a while, recieved the it's been delivered email this afternoon, was dropping my mate back to our home town, when I got home no parcel in sight, it has been stolen from my porch, I had to laugh at the expression that I was imagining on the thieves face as they opened it,only for them to discover that it was a full bondage set "
Haha love to be a fly on the wall when they open that |
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We ordered some lube for us from Amazon and a dog toy for one of the families pets as a present..
Arrived in same box and opened by mistake by our neighbours.
Was a very large dog toy in bright green and big bottle of anal lube..
Can just imagine their faces when they opened the box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still "
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug"
With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One a of my parcels went missing and I got a call from the recipient who had received it mixed up with another delivery. I couldn’t hear clearly what she said but it sounded to me like it had been received by a company called Knight & McNaughton and she gave me a telephone number and directions. When I googled the phone number it was in fact Nice & Naughty the sex shop... quite an experience going to collect it I can tell you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug
With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery "
oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.
Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again... "
Buckled laughing here!  (sorry for your misfortune there!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug
With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery
oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.
Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason"
Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R"
Did U get the butt plugs this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R"
Did you get them all back? Or minus one |
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!) "
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!)
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis "
Good lord  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!)
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis "
Or get them delivered by royal mail, leave them for the kinky thieves |
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!)
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis Good lord "
It was bad real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!)
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis Good lord
It was bad real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!!"
He probably saw you picking up the biggest cucumber in Aldi too.... Poor postman is traumatised |
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"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!
I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...
Buckled laughing here! (sorry for your misfortune there!)
Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis Good lord
It was bad real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!! He probably saw you picking up the biggest cucumber in Aldi too.... Poor postman is traumatised "
 or else that'why he was looking at me funny...he may have been in the cucumber section and thinking this nymphomaniac is gonna try rob my cuck!!! |
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this "
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R"
Not used n re wrapped then |
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R
Not used n re wrapped then "
Please stop giving me visions of Margaret 
R |
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R"
It could only happen to me so!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R
Not used n re wrapped then
Please stop giving me visions of Margaret
R "
Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger |
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R
Not used n re wrapped then
Please stop giving me visions of Margaret
R
Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger "
Too far
R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's
R
Did U get the butt plugs this
The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew
R
Not used n re wrapped then
Please stop giving me visions of Margaret
R
Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger
Too far
R"
My apologizes was only banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug
With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery
oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.
Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason
Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev"
Dave knocked on my door with my parcel and as he handed over the handheld to sign he casually said I've never been to a dildo party, do you know of any?
I just stared at him, had never spoken to him before or since. Random
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity
Used
lightly soiled
Two careful owners
still warm
Submissive attached still
wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug
With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery
oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.
Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason
Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev
Dave knocked on my door with my parcel and as he handed over the handheld to sign he casually said I've never been to a dildo party, do you know of any?
I just stared at him, had never spoken to him before or since. Random
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Dave sounds kinky |
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