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Stupid things today.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Evening fabsters i had a pre shower 5 knuckle shuffle earlier, hopped straight into my shower without toe checking the heat... my f%cking god! It was red hot & ive burnt my helmet

Whats stupidest thing youve done today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fell off a step ladder because I was messaging Meli and didn't notice it start to tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fell off a step ladder because I was messaging Meli and didn't notice it start to tip

Oh dear nell you are a silly sausage

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Started the Spring cleaning, even though I'm really not feeling too good. Thought I would make the most of my son being away for a couple of days and got kind of carried away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was eating an egg sandwich roll and turned it over discovering green moulds all over base.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fell off a step ladder because I was messaging Meli and didn't notice it start to tip

Oh dear nell you are a silly sausage

I blame Meli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just wondering why you didn’t have a soapy wank In the shower Op, multitasking and all that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The day I've had, getting out of bed was very stupid indeed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Forgot to move the unicorn shaped helium balloon when I was live with students. Looked like I had a fucking rainbow unicorn growing out of my head

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Just wondering why you didn’t have a soapy wank In the shower Op, multitasking and all that ?"

Spunking on your feet?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Sorry OP but that made me smirk I genuinely hope you're ok though and not too badly burnt.

I actually haven't done anything stupid today, but it's not over yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch that sounds painful

not done anything

as of yet

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

You need someone with a mouth filled with ice to suck on it.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

*Spoke with the ex.

*argued.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was eating an egg sandwich roll and turned it over discovering green moulds all over base. "

oh dear

thats pretty bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just wondering why you didn’t have a soapy wank In the shower Op, multitasking and all that ?"

Standard, however i only had 'mint fresh' shower gel

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Do you need it kissed better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Forgot to move the unicorn shaped helium balloon when I was live with students. Looked like I had a fucking rainbow unicorn growing out of my head

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you need it kissed better? "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need someone with a mouth filled with ice to suck on it.

Yes that would be pleasant

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